One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
quote by Groucho Marx
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Lets Call The Whole Thing Off
George and ira gershwin
You say either
And I say either
You say neither
And I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Lets call the whole thing off
You like potatoes
And I like potatoes
You like tomatoes
And I like tomatoes
Potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes
Lets call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So it you like pajarnas and I like pajamas
Ill wear pajamas and give up pajamas
For we know we need each other
So wed better call the calling off, off
Lets call the whole thing off
So if you go for oysters
And I go for oysters
Ill order oysters and cancel the oysters
For we know we need each other
So wed better call the calling off, off
Lets call the whole thing off
song performed by by Billie Holiday
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Bed Bed Bed
The day is done
The sun is down
The curtains have been drawn
And darkness has descended over everything in town
The covers have been turned and I've got my pajamas on
I've had my fun
I've stretched and yawned and all is said and done
I'm going to bed
Bed bed bed bed bed
I've done so many things today
There's nothing left to do
I ate three meals, I rode my bike, I hung out with my friends
I did my chores, I watched TV, I practiced the guitar
I brushed my teeth, I read my book, and then I sat around
I'm going to bed
Bed bed bed bed bed
Moo
Moo
Moo
Moo
Oh it's pointless staying up for even twenty seconds more
When everything has happened and there's nothing else in store
The thing is now to lay my head down, close my eyes, and snore
And so to bed directly I go
The day is done
The sun is down
The curtains have been drawn
And darkness has descended over everything in town
The covers have been turned and I've got my pajamas on
I've had my fun
I've stretched and yawned and all is said and done
I'm going to bed
Bed bed bed bed bed
Bed
Bed bed bed bed bed
I'm going to bed
Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed
song performed by by They Might Be Giants
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The sky was the color of Edgar Allan Poe's pajamas.
quote by Tom Robbins
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I don't smack him around. I don't yell at him. And if he wants to go to the park in his pajamas, I don't care.
quote by Peter Krause
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I have about 100 pairs of pajamas. I like to see people dressed comfortably.
quote by Hugh Hefner
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I'd love to get pajamas. Good, nice and warm flannel ones.
quote by Charlize Theron
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Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas it's hard to get up early.
quote by Eddie Arcaro
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I never studied acting in Australia. I never had an empty stage and black pajamas to run around and express myself.
quote by Heath Ledger
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I never studied acting in Australia. I never had an empty stage and black pajamas to run around and express myself.
quote by Heath Ledger
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Dishonest
Some folks may change personas,
But they wear the same pajamas.
And when they expose,
The same butt and nose...
You see them still being dishonest!
There is nothing more offered that's promised!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
(kinky friedman, roger friedman, panama red)
Mama, baby, mama, let me jump in your pajamas, hey!
Mama, baby, mama, ooh, youre getting warmer, hey!
Mama, baby, kiss me, mama, baby, hug me,
Mama, baby, mama, let me dig your baby monkey.
Mama, baby, mama, I come from alabama, hey!
Mama, baby, mama, would you let me strum a banjo on my knee.
Mama gonna rock ya, mama gonna roll ya
Mama gonna hold ya like I never told ya!
Mama, baby, mama, Id like to jump in your pajamas, hey!
Mama, baby, mama, ooh, youre getting warmer, hey!
Mama, baby, kiss me, mama, baby, hug me,
Mama, baby, mama, let me drive your favorite monkey.
Whew! favorite monkey!
song performed by by Kinky Friedman
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A Thought To Live By
a small boy
slid into his pajamas,
and knelt by the bed...
to pray.
closing his eyes,
he bowed his head:
'i'll try to do better tomorrow.'
a thought
to live by!
poem by Eric Cockrell
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The Obvious
We didn't deny the obvious
but we didn't entirely accept it either
We said hello to it each morning in the foyer
we patted its little head as it made a mess in the backyard
but we never nurtured it.
Many nights the obvious showed up at our bedroom door in its pajamas
unable to sleep, in need of a hug
and we just stared at it like an Armenian
or even worse hid beneath the covers
and pretended not to hear its tiny sobs.
poem by Jeffrey McDaniel
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Pink Pajamas
i'm in my
pink pajamas
with matching
pink footies
winter is coming!
poem by Julia Phillips
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Snowball
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first it wet the bed.
poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.
quote by Jensen Ackles
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Now
I sit here on the 2nd floor
hunched over in yellow
pajamas
still pretending to be
a writer.
some damned gall,
at 71,
my brain cells eaten
away by
life.
rows of books
behind me,
I scratch my thinning
hair
and search for the
word.
poem by Charles Bukowski
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Get To Know Ya
They be tryin' to bring you flowers
you prfer your roses blue
others was tryin' to get in your trousers
I was just tryin' to get with you honest
Thats why them boys be scared of you
you never let them get past pajamas
oh...when you find the time
how can I get to know ya?
Yo' name
song performed by by Maxwell from Now
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I love Philadelphia. I was shocked at what a great city this is. For me, it is the cat's pajamas. I love everything about it. I love where I live. I love the people. I have been met with such kindness and affection here.
quote by George Dzundza
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Sparks
I’m just standing in the rain
barefoot in pajamas
taking in the night
thinking
of who you used to be
and who I once was
and now a fence
divides us
pulls our hearts apart
and love is forgotten
but still you are at no end
so I sleep sleep sleep
& dream of New Orleans
when youth was around
and sleep was not needed
and I touched you
when it happened
poem by Charles Lara
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