I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.
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The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor.
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Im A Conservative
Pop
I used to lead a quiet life
In fact it was a bare existence
I passed out on many floors
I dont do that any more
Hello my friends
Is everybody happy?
Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
Im a conservative
I like the small black marks on my hands
Im a conservative
I like the crazy girls that I screw
Hey I know them all well
And when I run out of bread I laugh
All the way to the bank
Sometimes I pause for a drink
Conservatism aint no easy job
I smile in the mornings
I live without a care
Nothing is denied me
And nothing ever hurts
I got bored so Im making my millions
When youre conservative you get a better break
Youre always on the rigltt side
When youre conservative
You walk with pride
Pride is on your side
Pride pride pride
Is on our side
Oh boy
Pride is on our side
I like my beer
I like my bread
I love my girl
I love my head
Im in the clear man
Im in the dear
Because Im a conservative
Im a conservative
I really am
Ohyeslam
And it would mean so much to me
If you would only be like me
Yes it could mean so much to me
Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
Im a conservative
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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It's all been satirized for your protection.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
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Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
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There's nothing wrong with being a Conservative and coming up with a Conservative believe in foreign policy where we have a strong national defense and we don't go to war so carelessly.
Suicide is man's way of telling God, ""You can't fire me - I quit.""
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
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You can make an argument that Bill O'Reilly is a conservative or a Republican. Bill's kind of unpredictable. Somebody might say that he would have been comfortable in the Democratic Party of Scoop Jackson.