En.Citatepedia^®.ro

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same.

quote by Iris Murdoch
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

It Would Be So Nice

It would be so nice
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
To meet, sometime
Everybody wakes, and in the morning
Hot tea and cant stop yawning
Pass the butter please.
Have you ever read the daily standard?
Reading all about the plane thats landed
Upside down?
And no one knows what I did today
There can be no other way
But I would just like to say
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
To meet sometime
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
To meet sometime
Everybody cares about the weather
And everybody should know better
What a waste of time
Everybody lives beneath the ceiling
Living out a dream that sends them reeling
To a distant place
But no one knows what I did today
There can be no other way
But I would just like to say
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
To meet sometime
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
To meet sometime
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
It would be so nice
To meet sometime

song performed by by Pink Floyd
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

If You're Lucky Enough To Be Irish

If you're lucky enough to be Irish
Then you're lucky enough they say.
I count my Irish blessings,
As I breathe the air each day.
When I'm somewhere o'er the water
Not walking Erin's shore,
I know my resting place will be
In Ireland for evermore.
I have Irish songs on my lips,
And Irish blood in my veins,
So I tell you I'm lucky to be Irish,
And I'll keep telling you over again.
I'm lucky enough to be Irish.
My children who walk by my side,
Will I hope, too feel the calling,
And someday walk Erin's fields wide.

poem by Rosi Caswell
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

The Four Women Of Your Life Brother

brother it is important to have

1) a woman who is intelligent
who can correct your spelling
and help you with some deep ideas

2) a woman who knows
how to cook
tasty exotic food
to fill our cravings

3) a woman who is beautiful
one you can be proud of
as you take a walk in
the plaza

4) a woman who is caring
affectionate and
tickles you to the bone
and takes away the
boredom in your life

these women are important
but what is most important is that

these women must not
know each other

[that was his joke
before he was murdered]

poem by Ric S. Bastasa
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

I Better Be Good

If I ain't cool
My daddy gonna send me
To Military School
If I ain't nice
My girlie gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice
If I'm real late
My teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be good
If I jump on the gas
The cops are gonna jump
All over my back
If I smoke too much
Doctor says he's gonna
Put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
You better be nice tonight
If I spray it on the seat
Lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast
Lover's gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin
I'll know I had it out
When I shoulda kept it in
Ow.
I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
Ooh.
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
I'd better be nice tonight - yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice

song performed by by Alice Cooper
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

The virtue

A nice girl and a nice woman,
A nice wife, mother and grandmother,
A woman has been all her life,
With lust and passion set to fire.
13.03.2007

poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Radio Station: Chico, Irish Tuesday

there is
a place
in chicago,

hidden
and open
only
to the irish

lonely
only rare lonely irish girls.

hey iris,
hello irish,

little natty
nato
bateau
couteau
coto
costo

boulo

bella bellissi si mo
deli isso mo

es ki mo who mo mo mo (s)

so lady
why you are a lady
if you are
only
lonely
and left alone.

so irish
lady
why you are irish
who hates the brit- esh and not the brite-esh
who bit itches and iches
behind the walls.

And
lady,
please my lady,
why are you
staying alone if you
are in love with another
lovely baby
who always
makes you feel
unique
like an
ancient boutique
inside
the history
museum.

poem by Atef Ayadi
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Her Bum

‘Does my bum look big in this? ’ She glared.
I gulped and stared upon the floor.
I must escape; the bedroom door
Was open. ‘Run! ’ my senses cried.
But I was numb – nerves were fried!

‘Well? ’ She scowled. I sought a subterfuge.
‘It’s absolutely huge! ’ I thought –
But how to tell her that–? A short
And blighted life she’d wreak on me.
And so to Wife, on bended knee

I prayed ‘Oh please release me from this hell! ’
She gave a yell: ‘So is it big? ’
I looked again – a mammoth rig
Was hanging down – but how to say?
An honest man would surely pay!

I stuttered ‘Err... well, yes it’s nice.’
Her voice was ice: ‘But in this? ’
I tried diversion with a kiss.
‘I love you’ also burbled out – but
I was heading for a rout.

I drew a breath. ‘Be a man! ’ I growled
Inside this howling, quaking head.
‘Well actually love, ’ and now I’m dead,
‘It’s colossal – a real whopper... ’
The bedroom shook; I couldn’t stop her.

I daren’t publish anymore…

Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2010

woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman

poem by Mark R Slaughter
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice.

quote by Alyssa Milano
Submitted by Veronica Serbanoiu
Vote! | Copy! | In Spanish | In Romanian

It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

quote by John Templeton
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

It's nice to be important, but it's important to always be nice.

quote by Alyssa Milano
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

He's a Woman - She's a Man

I saw it walkin' lonely down the street
Cool like a cat, like crazy clean
I looked twice again, I can't believe
Oh no no no
It turned around right then
And looked at me
I said oh no, it really couldn't be
It was a man, it was a woman, too
He's a woman, she's a man
He's a woman, she's a (woman)
I think it really came from far away
I'm feeling head uptight so I have to stay
It takes my hand and says come on, let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go
We're goin' home, it's nice and warm to say
He starts to move, she starts to play
I need a body, why not you
He's a woman, she's a man
He's a woman, she's a (woman)
He's a woman, she's a man
He's a woman, she's a (woman)

song performed by by Scorpions, music by Rudolf Schenker, lyrics by Klaus Meine, Herman Rarebell
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

You Just Don't Know

You just don't know
How much I care for you
There is no way
That I can put into words
About the way that
I feel right now
Maybe one day
I will figure out how
It isn't important
To me about what
People think
For something
That has never been
Seen is thought of
As unique
Feelings don't have to be
Those that are sexually
People can sometimes
Place too much focus on a friendship
Of one between
A man and woman
Actually
The only thing that I want
Is for you to be happy
I don't want you with me
I place a heavy price
One someone that I
Call a friend
I will be here
Until the end
Which ever woman
That you chose
She had better
Do all that she can do
To please you
Because you deserve the best
Nothing less
Her whole objective
Had better be
Giving her all without any stress
This is what I pray
That happens
For you to be
Forever Blessed! ! ! ! !

poem by Tameeka Smith
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Never Say

Never say go to hell,
It is nicely placed and looking well,
All are happy after doing great job
Don’t try for their place to rob.

No one may get golden chance
As it is afforded only once
You will not be allowed
As you have not really followed

Why did you live nobly?
You could stay cruelly
You could snatch bread
Make so many to feel hell over dead

Don’t try and abolish hell
It is nice place to narrate and dwell
So much untold experience
No suffering but place to enjoy at once

If you could live comfortable here
You can spend nice time there
Here others were sufferers
There no one will be with you to offer

Say that you were right
You got it without any fight
People thought it might relieve their plight
If you are given something for your might

So nice place even if you go there
All there to accompany you better
You can share nice information
There is no quarrel over any question

poem by Hasmukh Amathalal
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Shot Me In The Head

i wanna be a woman that you love
i wanna be the woman you adore
i wanna be the woman that tells you 'i love you more'
i wanna be the woman that you treat nice.

but im not the woman you love
and im not the woman you adore
i dont tell you that i love you more
and you dont treat me nice

im the woman that you despise
im the woman that you tell lies
im the woman that you say you hate
and for me my time has gone its too late

you enjoy hurting me
you like to upset me
you love to hate me
and for you your time will come

you dont like it now im dead
you snapped my neck and filled me with lead
you laughed when i died
when you shot me in the head

poem by Charlotte Marie Peachey
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

A Woman’s Place

Many say
A woman’s place belongs in the kitchen
As if it a sin
That statement is pathetically mean
I mean why are we so keen
To have men as chefs

Gone are the days
When she’s only good in bed
Fattened up from being well fed

Now A woman’s place
Is with her child
To tame it from growing wild
Apart from flashing her smile and her eyelids
She’s a gem
She knows how to dance
And the true meaning of romance
To state a woman’s place
Is simply a hopeless case

A woman’s place
Is hard to say
A woman’s place
Is in her brain
She knows how to save your pennies
For the day it heavily rains
Saving you from losing face

A woman’s place is at work
For without her
There will be no sweet talk

Her place is also with her man
The guy who is her ultimate fan
She is the only one that
can soothe a mans disturbed mind
Her specie is really one of a kind
That melodic union she must span

A womans place
in this day and age
is one which we must embrace
Her changeless face
invigorates any race

© Sylvia Chidi- 17 October 2005

www.sylviachidi.com

poem by Sylvia Chidi
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Chauvinist

I’d never really comprehended such a mighty range of
Shapes and sizes down behind, it’s really rather strange:
The buttock muscle in a woman, overlaid with fat
Is actually such a focal point for men to want to pat

Or squeeze, and then to tease her if it’s eminently stout,
Or even risk a stay in clink to sting it with a clout!
After all, we men are tuned to be that way inclined –
And tho’ our needs are varied, girls, they’re all perverse of mind!

Best of all, our sacred dream: to see her shed her gown
When gliding to the shower for the ritual sponging down.
But then alas! With body lathered, oops! she drops the soap;
‘Please! ’ we beg her, ‘bend and bare! ’ But we can only hope!

I’m sure by now you get the picture – like a rule of thumb –
That men like me obsess all day about the fairer bum.

Copyright © Mark R Slaughter 2010

My dreams are of a
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman woman woman

poem by Mark R Slaughter
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

A Woman's Place

tell me where is a woman’s place

where a woman can be
and know it is the place
she is needed to be

tell me where is a woman’s place

where she can place her heart
and know her heart
is not out of place

tell me where is a woman’s place

where her spirit is free

poem by Jacqui Miller
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

Woman 26

Woman is the mystry of God
Woman is the miracle of creation
All greats are born out of woman
Woman is the womb of whole creation.

No man knows what is woman
It's onlly God knows what is woman
It's only God knows what for the woman is
Worship woman, woman is the religion
of all religion
Place your holy flower
On the budding nipple
of a virgin woman.

poem by Devil Poet
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!

One Irish Rover

Tell me the story now
Now that its over
Wrap it in glory
For one irish rover
Tell me you wiser now
Tell me you older
Wrap it in glory
For one irish rover
Bridge:
I can tell by the light in your eye
That youre so far away
Like a ship out on the sea
Without a sail, youve gone astray
Tell me the facts real straight
Dont make me over
Make it come out alright
And wrap it in glory
For one irish rover
For one irish rover
One irish rover
One irish rover

song performed by by Van Morrison
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!

Love Is A Woman

Love is a woman
So treat her tenderly tonight
Love makes a woman
So give her all your love tonight
A woman is love
And if youre smart
Youll tease her, please her tonight
So take my advice, you just treat her nice
And youll find that woman is love
Love is a woman
So tell her she smells good tonight
Love is a woman
So make her feel that way tonight
A woman is love
And if youre smart
Youll tease her, please her tonight
So take my advice, you just treat her nice
And youll find a woman in love
1, 2, 3 (2, 3 ahhh) shes fallin in love with me
4, 5, 6 (5, 6 ahhh) she fell for all my tricks
7, 8, 9 (8, 9 ahhh) she makes me feel so fine
Love is a woman
So treat her tenderly tonight
Love is (makes) a woman
So give her all your love tonight
Love is a woman (dip dip dip)
Love is a woman (dip dip dip just treat her nice)
Love is a woman (dip dip dip take my advice)
(dip dip dip and just treat her nice)

song performed by by Beach Boys
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!