I'm just an average guy. I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson either.
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I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.
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Average Guy
I aint no christian or no born again saint
I aint no cowboy or marxist d.a.
I aint no criminal or reverend cripple from the right
I am just your average guy, trying to do whats right
Im just your average guy
An average guy
I am just your average guy
Im just an average guy
Average guy, Im just your average guy
Im average looking and Im average inside
Im an average lover and I live in an average place
You wouldnt know me if you met me face to face
Im just your average guy
Average guy
Average guy
Im just an average guy
I worry about money and taxes and such
I worry that my livers big and it hurts to the touch
I worry about my health and bowels
And the crime waves in the street
Im really just your average guy
Trying to stand on his own two feet
Im just your average guy
Im just your average guy
Im just your average guy
Average guy
Average looks, average taste
Average height, an average waist
Average in everything I do
My temperature is 98.2
Im just your average guy
An average guy
Average guy
Im just an average guy
Average guy
Im just your average guy
Im just your average guy
Im just your average guy
Average
song performed by by Lou Reed
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Mother Teresas Prays!
A CHILD is borne with aids,
her only hope, mother teresas
beatiful tears.
A WOMEN crying for help, starts
to cut her wrist, still mother teresa
prays.
A MAN sells him self for drugs, still
mother teresa prays.
A world with to many guns,, still
mother teresa prays....
poem by David Gerardino
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I punched my mother out once.
quote by Charles Manson
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How old am I? I'm as old as my mother told me. How's that?
quote by Charles Manson
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I loved my mother, she's a good girl.
quote by Charles Manson
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Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.
quote by Marilyn Manson
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The average estimate themselves by what they do, the above average by what they are.
quote by Charles Edwards
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I've always said when I broke in I was an average player. I had an average arm, average speed and definitely an average bat. I am still average in all of those.
quote by Brooks Robinson
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Getting up every day and going through this again and again is hard.
quote by Charles Manson
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I have X'd myself from your world.
quote by Charles Manson
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Did I kill anyone?
quote by Charles Manson
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I'm not of this generation.
quote by Charles Manson
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If you're going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy.
quote by Charles Manson
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My life is not important here.
quote by Charles Manson
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I was a beatnik in the '50s before the hippies came along.
quote by Charles Manson
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I'm not very wise to many things.
quote by Charles Manson
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I'm probably one of the most dangerous men in the world if I want to be. But I never wanted to be anything but me.
quote by Charles Manson
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I will have you removed if you don't stop. I have a little system of my own.
quote by Charles Manson
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We're not in Wonderland anymore Alice.
quote by Charles Manson
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