When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose.

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Do I Consider Me A Senior? 2nd Version

What construes a senior, that we are no more leaner?
What construes a senior, our skin begins to look saggy?
What construes a senior, we wear clothes that are baggy?
What construes a senior, our hair has changed to grey?
What construes a senior, we go to church, we pray?
What construes a senior, we walk with bended stoop?
What construes a senior, we can't control our poop?
What construes a senior, we live in a nursing home?
What construes a senior, we don't need a comb?
What construes a senior, we have all but one tooth?
What construes a senior, medication is like a loot?
What construes a senior, feeding the pidgeons is a hoot?
What construes a senior, no solids only liquid food?
What construes a senior, the time seems to fly?
What construes a senior, we shrivel and slowly die?
What construes a senior, we learn how to survive.
What construes a senior, we do our best with our remaining life.
I am now crossover fifty,
but I am still very nifty!

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Do I consider me a senior?

I am now fifty but I am still nifty.

What construes a senior, that we are no more leaner?
What construes a senior, our skin begins to look saggy?
What construes a senior, we wear clothes that are baggy?
What construes a senior, our hair has changed to grey?
What construes a senior, we go to church, we pray?
What construes a senior, we walk with bended stoop?
What construes a senior, we can't control our poop?
What construes a senior, we live in a nursing home?
What construes a senior, we don't need a comb?
What construes a senior, we have all but one tooth?
What construes a senior, medication is like a loot?
What construes a senior, feeding the pidgeons is a hoot?
What construes a senior, no solids only liquid food?
What construes a senior, the time seems to fly?
What construes a senior, we shrivel and slowly die?
What construes a senior, we learn how to survive
What construes a senior, we do our best with our remaining life.

Copyright Philo Yan August 20,2012

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At this point I was strongly advised that I was too young socially to go to college so I took a second senior year at Andover, another boarding school.

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Wife is driven to wall.[India]

A woman as a wife is pathetic.
She starts her career as a sleeping partner,
Then as a yielding partner, a competing partner,
A demanding partner and a losing partner.
No time was she a choosing partner.
She winds up as a deceived partner
And a sexually deceased partner.

In days to some, she will turn
to decry wifehood and defy manhood.
27.05.2001, Pmdi

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Norman Cousins

Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.

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If your audience is young, it'd be youth culture, if your audience is older, it'd be older people, if it were senior citizens, it'd be senior citizen issues. So you try and hit the target audience.

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My friends in the Congress, I have known Coretta King since I went south during the civil rights movement as a lawyer. She was a vibrant, consistent, totally dedicated partner with her husband.

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California Sex Lawyer

I'm going coast to coast
I'm going nation-wide
I've got my hand on the trigger
Got my girl by my side
I've got the looks that kill
I've got a license to love
I've got a german shepard
And his name is Doug
I'm heading for the sun
I'm gunna become
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
Well it's not fair, but baby I dont care
I've got big ideas
I've got back up plans
I've got the cha-cha-charisma
Got the slight of hand
I'm gunna do some damage
Gunna bust some heads
I'm gunna go the distance
Then I'm going to bed
I'm heading for the sun
I'm gunna become
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
Well it's not fair, but baby I dont care
I'm heading for the sun
I'm gunna become
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
Well It's not fair
It's not fair

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James Earl Jones

So in my sophomore year, I took a senior anatomy class. I thought anatomy - being the thing that I should be most interested in - and if I could hack, as we called it, a senior class, I would continue. I didn't hack the senior class.

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One of the worst of errors would be the general admission of the proposition that a Government has no right to interfere for any purpose except for that of affording protection.

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Genuflection Of Lawyer

I AM a lawyer
I have not done my duty
I have not served my country
I am telling all the lies
I am making more money
I have procured false witnesses
I have done my neighbor wrong

I am a liar
I am a liar
I am a liar

Whatever you do to me
Kill me shoot me bury me cremate me
Drown me, choke me, suffocate me,
Poison me, stab me, pulverize me,
Chop me, mortar me, skin me,
Debone me, beat me

I am still a lawyer
Always true to my profession

I will lie
I will always lie
I will always be telling lies

Without any purpose of evasion
So help me God.

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I began playing in the senior circuit when I was 15 and won the world senior amateur title the same year.

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Commitment Phobia

Figure is enough for a day partner.
Behaviors count for a part-time partner.
Only for a life-time partner do need
Faith, status, tolerance and commitment.

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When Medicare was created for senior citizens and America 's disabled in 1965, about half of a senior's health care spending was on doctors and the other half on hospitals.

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Ringmasters Word

I have a purpose...
Take your dill knife, stab me, go, strike my heart...(ha ha, ha ha...ha ha, ha ha )
I have a purpose...
Such things cant exist...
I have a purpose...
You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them...
I have a purpose...
Quietly, I will come over your bed,
I will lean over and gently bite your neck...
Ringmaster...
I have a purpose...
You will tell them of me and how one day I shall come for them

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The partner of my partner is not my partner.

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Not to be bitter

Bend the partner
Or bend to the partner
Or leave the partner
To stop being bitter.
16.02.2003

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Sunshine At Midnight

The boy was a senior, she was a sophomore.
Who would've thought.

That time of year again,
You know the time.

Girls buying dresses anticipating the night,
We all know the one.

Guys deciding who to ask and how,
All putting on a show.

He was a senior, she was a sophomore,
Who would've thought.

The beginning of more,
You know how the story goes.

Hour after hour of conversation and flirting,
How it always is.

Looking for innocent romance,
You know the kind.

He was a senior, she was a sophomore,
Who would've thought.

Until it came close to the end of the year,
What a dreadful time.

And something happened then,
A story rather untold.

Still, friendship remained,
After time, that is.

He was a senior, she was a sophomore,
Who would've thought.

Slowly their friendship mended and built up again,
The way it usually won't.

Conversations begin again, endless nights of words,
Memories replaying.

Even now, after everything, his sunshine at midnight,
Always will be.

He was a senior, she was a sophomore,
Who would've thought.

Now he's off at college and occasionally they speak,
Reconnecting conversations.

In times of need the other is there,
What's more to expect?

Words of encouragement and listening ears,
How it should be.

He was a senior, she was a sophomore,
Who would've thought.

Brought together at a random point in time,
You know the time.

He changed her life, even if she didn't change his,
Who's to say?

He entered her life and will always be there,
Like people do.

She hopes he thinks of her, remembers her, thinks of her the same,
You know how it is.

She writes these words of truth and remembrance,
Forever his Sunshine at Midnight.

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Lindsay Lohan

My brother Cody is 19. He wants to stay out of the limelight and become a lawyer. I want him to be an entertainment lawyer, so he can help me out!

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So that in 1974, when I graduated as a lawyer, I figured I'm not going to be a lawyer under a military regime.

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