Oh yeah, I'm about to host the Genies, which are the Canadian Academy Awards.
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If you are looking for smart judging based on merit, skip the Academy Awards next year and pay attention to the Independent Spirit Awards.
quote by Annie Proulx
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I want everybody who is watching to come to the Academy Awards with us. I'm going to pay for the bus.
quote by Steven Cojocaru
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The academy awards in England; it's a classy affair as well.
quote by Brenda Blethyn
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Song of the Edinburgh Academician
If ony here has got an ear,
He'd better tak’ a haud o’ me,
Or I'll begin, wi’ roarin’ din,
To cheer our old Academy.
Dear old Academy,
Queer old Academy,
A merry lot we were, I wot,
When at the old Academy.
There's some may think me crouse wi’ drink,
And some may think it mad o’ me,
But ither some will gladly come
And cheer our old Academy.
Some set their hopes on Kings and Popes,
But, o’ the sons of Adam, he
Was first, without the smallest doubt,
That built the first Academy.
Let Pedants seek for scraps of Greek,
Their lingo to Macadamize;
Gie me the sense, without pretence,
That comes o’ Scots Academies.
Let scholars all, both grit and small,
Of Learning mourn the sad demise;
That's as they think, but we will drink
Good luck to Scots Academies.
poem by James Clerk Maxwell
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A couple of guys won Academy Awards for the things that I turned down. Today, after coming to terms with everything, after being in therapy for a long time-there are areas where I will compromise.
quote by Mickey Rourke
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The Academy Awards was an amazing night. I know I kind of lost my mind a little bit. I apologize for that. That night went so fast; I can't remember what I said or what happened.
quote by Cuba Gooding, Jr.
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Forsake
Try to care, improvise concern,
Ad lib empathy, fake sympathy-
Win a thousand academy awards;
Compromise when moving forward.
All your tears no difference make-
Even the art of forsaking, forsake.
poem by Patti Masterman
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The Academy Awards ceremony is designed to be without irony, but Chris Rock supplied it anyway with filmed movie-theater interviews with black men and women who had never heard of the movies nominated for Best Picture.
quote by Suzanne Fields
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Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah
I love you baby since we were at school
I didnt show it I was a fool
You were burning I was cold as ice
And baby now I realize
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
I gave you misery I gave you lies
I never hurt you, apologize
I love your lips I love your eyes
I love your breasts I love your thighs
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Now all I can do is hope and pray
That youll forgive me before its too late
Theres only one thing I can say to you
You know I love you you know its true
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
song performed by by Pogues
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Fly Away
I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
Let's go and see the stars
The milky way or even Mars
Where it could just be ours
Let's fade into the sun
Let your spirit fly
Where we are one
Just for a little fun
Oh oh oh yeah !
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
I got to get away
Feel I got to get away
Oh oh oh yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
Oh Yeah !
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away
I want to get away [X4]
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you yeah yeah
I got to get away
I want to get away [X4]
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah with you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
song performed by by Lenny Kravitz from 5
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Everybody Scream
EVERYBODY SCREAM
Attention boils & ghouls
It's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's
Creature Feature Show
Yeah Solitary things, in a monster eye
Undertaker, fog high in a coffin sky
Cool ghoul, ain't a fool All the ladies cry
Ghost host, with the most All the ladies die
Everybody Scream for Wolfenstein
A skeleton brain, in a graveyard mind
Everybody Scream for Wolfenstein
A voodoo daddy he's a one of a kind Yeah
Ah! The Doctor is in!
Don't scream, don't move, haha!
I'm your host Your ghost host, with the most
Dr. Wolfenstein
Yeah Shriekin' in the night, on holy hills
A matter badder, baby Givin' you the chills
Cool ghoul, ain't a fool Sharpen up the fangs
Ghost host, with the most Join a monster jam
Everybody Scream for Wolfenstein
A skeleton brain, in a graveyard mind
Everybody Scream for Wolfenstein
A voodoo daddy he's a one of a kind Yeah
Yeah Everybody Scream for Wolfenstein
A skeleton brain, in a graveyard mind
Everybody Scream for Wolfenstein
A voodoo daddy he's a one of a kind Yeah
*Evil laugh*
song performed by by Rob Zombie
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Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
I was alone
I found love
Now I got some (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
You came along
Right on time
With a new song (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Now there's nothing in this life now that could go wrong
Oh no (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Not me (yeah you you you)
How could (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
You do (do do do do)
The more I see
The more I want of you
I was afraid
I would be sad and lonely
I was afraid
You would not be my one and only
Well I got so hung
Now I'm gonna stake my pony
Oh no (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Not me (yeah you you you)
How do (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
You do (do do do do)
The more I see
The more I want of you
Was a world outside my window
Should I hide from it
Tired of it
But I know the sea of shadows running far
song performed by by Travis
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My Baby Loves Me
BY SYLVIA MOY, WILLIAM STEVENSON AND IVY HUNTER
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My baby loves me, oh yeah
And my baby needs me, oh yeah
No other girl can whisper sweet things in my ear
My sweetie pie has the only sweet voice I hear so clear
Sayin' that she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
My baby loves me
(You know she really, really loves me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
I can't seem to see no other beautiful face, oh no
There's just no cute substitute can take my baby's place
'Cause I know she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Woh, woh, yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
Now I will never, ever give my baby no trouble
Whenever she calls me I come runnin' on the turbo
'Cause I know she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
My baby needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Now nobody can't tell me the place that I'm going wrong, oh no
Nobody could ever embrace the love so strong, so strong
'Cause I know she needs me
(You know she really, really needs me)
She told me that she needs me (oh yeah)
My baby loves me
(You know she really, really loves me)
Oh yeah, yeah (Oh yeah, yeah)
My baby loves me
song performed by by Barry Manilow
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I don't like to sit and bask in my own awards. Awards represent artistic death to me.
quote by Paula Cole
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Land Of 1000 Dances
Kenner/domino
One, two, three
One, two, three
Do you know how to bony
Like bony maronie
Can you mash potatoe
And do the alligator
Put your hand on your hip now
And let your backbone flip, yeah
And do the watusi
Like my little lucy
Hey-hey
Hey, na na na na na...
Hey, na na na na na...
Hey, na na na na na...
Hey, na na na na na...
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
song performed by by Roy Orbison
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I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I'm very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.
quote by Mike Myers
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Now, there are so many movies, so many festivals, and so many awards going on, each judged with each other, like your work is worse than others and that's not fair. How can you tell what's best and what's worst from these awards? We're talking about art.
quote by Javier Bardem
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I think I'm a good Canadian, but I'm not the greatest Canadian.
quote by Donald Stewart Cherry
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Rant
Do you talk about things like sex money poltics war hunger education homelessness ecomony president terrorism gas prices mad cow ecoli extra marital affairs pantyless stars whos on drugs steriods american idol wwe who is gay neihbors freinds family coworkers your boss taxes dancing with the stars reality tv sending our boys home drought gobal warming obiesty academy awards in other words like me
DO YOU RANT
poem by Vincent Armone
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There is a whole school of Canadian academics, media personalities, and politicians whose definition of a Canadian is a North American who fears or dislikes the United States.
quote by Preston Manning
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