I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
quote by Chris Rock
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Life
How many times have you been pushed around?
Was anybody there?
Does anybody care?
How many time have your friends let you down?
Was anybody there?
Did anybody stare?
How many time have your friends let you down?
Just open up your heart
Just open up your mind
How many times has your faith slipped away?
Well, is anybody safe?
Does anybody pray?
Oh, life is waiting for you
So messed up, but were alive
Oh, life is waiting for you
So messed up, but well survive
How many days have you just slept away?
Is everybody high?
Is everyone afraid?
How many times have you wished you were strong?
Have they ever seen your heart?
Have they ever seen your pain?
Oh, life is waiting for you
So messed up, but were alive
Oh, life is waiting for you
So messed up, but well survive
She gets high
She gets lost
She gets drowned by the cost
Twice a day, every week, and all of life
She gets high
She gets lost
She gets drowned by the cost
Twice a day, every week, and all of life
Oh, life is waiting for you
So messed up, but were alive
Oh, life is waiting for you
So messed up, but well survive
All messed up, but well survive.
song performed by by Our Lady Peace
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Because I Got High (Radio Edit)
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic
- because I got high
because I got high
because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo p***y too but then I got high
now I'm j***ing off and I know why
- cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high
cause I'm high
cause I'm high
song performed by by Afroman from The Good Times
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MESSED UP LOVE...by talile ali
STAND UP ON YOUR FEET
AND FACE THIS
MESSED UP LOVE
THOUGHT IT WAS
SOMETHING FROM ABOVE
BUT IT WAS ONLY
MESSED UP LOVE
NEVER SAW A FACE
REAL WELL AND
NEVER REALLY GOT
THE NAME
MOM WAS FANNIN THE FLAME
DRIVIN ME
HALF INSANE
SO HERE WE ARE
NOT TOGETHER BECAUSE
OF YOUR MOM AND
MESSED UP LOVE
AND IT IS
NO SUCH FUN
IT'S NOTHIN BUT
MESSED UP LOVE
SO AS I PACK MY BAGS
I SAY GOOD BYE TO
MESSED UP LOVE
THE FEELINGS WERE
NOTHIIN TO SPEAK OF
BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH
MESSED UP LOVE
DON'T TEXT ME MORE TODAY
YOUR MESSAGES ARE
MESSED UP LOVE
I DON'T REALLY
SEE WHAT YOUR SPEAKING OF
I'M GONE OK?
poem by Talile Ali
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The Culture Of Stupidity
Open your naive eyes…..,
To the Culture Of Stupidity….,
It’s all around you….,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….! !
No way to escape….,
From the Culture Of Stupidity ….,
It haunts and stalks you…,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….! !
It’s hard to believe it….,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….,
That so many can’t see it….,
The Culture Of Stupidity …! !
As liberals keep shying away…..,
From the overwhelming threat…..,
Of radical terrorism today…..,
How long will The Culture Of Stupidity go on….? ?
My answer is as simple as this….,
The Culture Of Stupidity shall live on…..,
As long as humankind and liberalism will exist…! !
poem by Trade Martin
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The Culture Of Stupidity
Open your eyes…..,
To the Culture Of Stupidity….,
It’s all around us….,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….! ! !
We can’t escape….,
From the Culture Of Stupidity ….,
It haunts and annoys us…,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….! ! !
It’s hard to believe it….,
The Culture Of Stupidity ….,
Why so many can’t see it….,
The Culture Of Stupidity …! ! !
So tell me, The Culture Of Stupidity ….,
How long will it go on….? ? ?
The answer is as simple as this….,
The Culture Of Stupidity shall live…..,
As long as humankind will exist…! ! !
poem by Trade Martin
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Stupidity Sows Wisdom Seeds
Adonai we understand
stupidity is necessary
individual stupidity
cultural sect stupidity
collective stupidity
all teaches lessons
stupidity strife sows
wise wisdom seeds
morals as life lessons
so where are instructions
safe laws as authority basis
early script interpretations
collections ancient writings
commentaries as warnings?
All are written in Talmud.
poem by Terence George Craddock
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O my God excuse me
O my God excuse me
Excuse me.
Without borrowing and
Without stealing
It is quite impossible
To live with dignity
And what is dignity
I am unable to understand
O God excuse me.
O my God excuse me
Excuse me.
Being human
I be committed to
Public cause
I am not able to do it
O God excuse me.
O my God excuse me
Excuse me.
I am unable to practice
Tolerance and create
Nuisance
I am unable to understand
O God excuse me.
O my God excuse me
Excuse me.
The mistake I have done
And the punishment
I have got
O God excuse me
Excuse me.
poem by Gajanan Mishra
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It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there for a month. It was great.
quote by Lindsay Lohan
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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
quote by Charlie Sheen
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When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!
quote by Robbie Williams
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Not knowing - no excuse
Not knowing - no excuse
Shutting eyes - no excuse
Keeping mum - no excuse
You are fool you are ignorant
No excuse no excuse
You are here to know
To know everything
Around you is life
Life is veiled by
Divine potency
And you know nothing
Faith and love and tear
Enable you to know everything
Devotion and surrender
Enable you to know everything
This world is to know
The more you know
The more you get success.
Not knowing - no excuse.
poem by Gajanan Mishra
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Messed Up
Digital....keep it digital
Keep it (what? )....digital
Keep it(Im back)digital
Keep it keep it.....
Verse 1:
You dont say that Im pretty
All the simple things adding
Up to big ones
There is where you messed up
Movies,or flowers,hours knowing
Where you are or who you with
There is where you messed up
Chorus:
You keep on actin like
I really need a brother
Man I dont need a brother
Better get your act together
Cant keep on holden on waiten for you
And baby there is where you messed up.
You keep on actin like
I really need a brother
Man I dont need a brother
Better get your act together
Cant keep on holden on waiten for you
And baby there is where you messed up!
Verse 2:
I dont need your money
No dinners,Ive got jewlery
Winner to who use it
And baby there is where you messed up
Your taken me for granted
Expect me to stay right here
Wait on you while you hard to find
There is where you messed up
Chorus:
(you keep on actin like)
You keep on actin like
I really need a brother (really need a brother)
Man I dont need a brother
Better get your act together
(cant keep on holdin on)
Cant keep on holdin on waiten for you (yeah)
And baby there is where you messed up
You keep on actin like
I really need a brother
Man I dont need a brother
Better get your act together
Cant keep on holden on waiten for you
And baby there is where you messed up!
Bridge:
Your headin straight for the gate
Its time to cut my dead wait,its you
And baby there is where you messed up
I heard it all a thousand times
You tried to mess with my mind,and you
And baby there is where you messed up
She dont need you dog
Thats where you went wrong
Oh uh I dont need you dog
See there is where you messed up
She dont need you dog
Thats where you went wr-wr-wrong
She dont need you dog
And there is where you messed up
Chorus:
(you keep on actin like)
You keep on actin like
I really need a brother (really need a brother)
Man I dont need a brother
Better get your act together
Cant keep on holdin on waiten for you (cant keep on holdin on)
And baby there is where you messed up
You keep on actin like (like)
I really need a brother (I really need someone)
Better get your act together
Cant keep on holden on waiten for you
And baby there is where you messed up
Beats..........
And baby there is where you messed up!!
song performed by by Aaliyah
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Bitter Twist
how was your mother with the news?
did she really like me?
i know that i ain't the nicest girl
but tell her i'm trying
pre-chorus:
i'm trying to clean up the
house that i live in and i'm trying to pay off
all the debts i made
and i'm trying to make myself
look pretty with make up
oh lord i try but your mom looks
at me with those evil eyes'cos
chorus 1:
i messed you up in a bitter
twis tonight
hit the floor and put you down
i've always found that
i messed you up in a bitter twist tonight
hit the floor and put you down
i'm changed woman from now
verse 2:
so i dream and my dreams
have always failed
i come across frightening
and you're an achiever with high grades
so why do you like me
pre-chorus 2:
but if your gonna stay i'll be what
you wnat me to be
and if you stick around i'll make you
breakfast right
and just hold on a little bit longer my baby
i tell you now once i was lost
but now i'm found 'cos
chorus 2:
i messed you up in a bitter
twist tonight
hit the floor and put you down
i've always found that
i messed you up in a bitter
twist tonight
hit the floor and put you down
i'm changed woman from....
and now 'cos i messed you up
in a bitter twist tonight
hit the floor and put you down
i've always found that
i messed you up in a bitter twist tonight
hit the floor and put you down
i'm changed woman from now
bridge:
the day that i realized that i did you wrong
tying both your hands and heart
so i could run on
weak girl with a messed up mind
that's what i want breaking down in
desperate heartache
if i could take it back i'd give you-acapo
song performed by by Vanessa Amorosi
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Messed Up
Life says it is so messed up
I feel so it so often, messed up
This very feeling starts to make my mood be messed up
Can I get over this feel?
I often ask myself about this crappy feeling
Everything goes haywire, here and there
How should I fix my head?
Crappy feelings, so often exist
How should I begin to believe in myself?
Moods and mood swings often start to capture me
Then I start to look into my soul
Mood and mood swings, go away from me
No matter how crappy life becomes, I still got to live
Do not mess my head up as I got to fix it
Haywire, life can be although still I am not breaking
Into my soul if you sneak, lies plenty darkness
Got to get it out of my system, messed up I am not taking anymore.
poem by Rohit Sapra
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What was most important to me at the Olympics was going out there and performing my best. When I messed up the first jump combination, which was my big move, it hit me that I messed up the program of my life.
quote by Debi Thomas
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Artificial intelligence is no excuse for natural stupidity.
aphorism by George Budoi (12 February 2019), translated by George Budoi
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Stupidity
Stupidity, woe's anodyne,
Be kind and comfort me in mine;
Smooth out the furrows of my brow,
Make me as carefree as a cow,
Content to sleep and eat and drink
And never think
Stupidity, let me be blind
To all the ills of humankind;
Fill me with simple sentiment
To walk the way my father went;
School me to sweat with robot folk
Beneath the yoke.
Stupidity, keep in their place
The moiling masses of my race,
And bid the lowly multitude
Be humble as a people should;
Learn us with patient hearts, I pray,
Lords to obey.
Stupidity and Ignorance,
Be you our buffers 'mid mischance;
Endoctrine us to do your will,
And other stupid people kill;
Fool us with hope of Life to be,
Great god to whom we bow the knee,
--STUPIDITY.
poem by Robert William Service
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Stupidity Tries
Got a foot in the door
God knows what for
And itll cut me down to size
Stupidity tries
Everything here is free
Everything but you and me
This painting never dries
Stupidity tries
So then a shoulder
Raised a cheer
Coloring the sky with ash
Because they found some privateer
To sail across the sea of trash
The enemy is within
Dont confuse me with him
The truth is otherwise
Stupidity tries
And so I go from floor to floor
Looking for a port of call
Another drunk conquistador
Conquering the governors ball
I couldnt think of a thing
That I hope tomorrow brings
Oh what a surprise
Stupidity tries
song performed by by Elliott Smith
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Excuse Me Mr.
Oh Im like a beggar with no luck
Im holding signs up
On your streetcorner stops
Like most you try not to see me
Stare straight ahead
Ignore the responsibility
Excuse me... excuse me mr.
Well Ive been waiting in line
And Id like to buy some of your time
Im very anxious, eager, willing
Whats your billing? (anxious eager willing)
So please excuse me mr.
Youve got things all wrong
You make it feel like a crime
So dont confuse me mr.
Ive known you too long
All I need is a little of your time
Oh for most love comes for free
They dont pay the high cost
Of mental custody
Ill pay bail for a guarantee
Make space for me
In the time yet to be
Excuse me... excuse me mr.
Well Ive been waiting in line
And Id like to buy some of your time
Ive been saving up my life,
Whats your price? (saving up my life)
So please excuse me mr.
Youve got things all wrong
You make it feel like a crime
So dont confuse me mr.
Ive known you way too long boy
All I need is a little of your time
What should I do
Im about to crack
And theres a force
That comes over me
Its almost as if
Im tied to the tracks
Im waiting for him
To rescue me
The funny thing is
Hes not going to come
Hes not going to find me
This is a matter of fact
The desire you lack
This is the way I guess it has to be...
A little of your time
I need a little of your time
Please, a little of your time yeah
So please excuse me mr.
Youve got things all wrong
You make it feel like a crime
So dont confuse me mr.
Ive known you way too long boy
All I need is a little of your time
Ooh Im in line to buy time
Im in line to buy time
Im in line to
Im in line to
Excuse me
Well Ive been waiting in line
Excuse me
Excuse me mr.
song performed by by No Doubt
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You Messed Up
U dont say that im pretty
all these simple things
addin up to big ones
there is where u messed up
no movies or flowers
hours not knowing
where u r or who ure with
there is where u messed up
>>Chorus>>
U keep on actin like i really need a brotha
bitch i dont need a brotha
betta get ur it togetha
cant keep on holdin on
waitin for u
and baby that is where u messed up(x1)
I dont need your money no dinners
i got jewelry
song performed by by Aaliyah
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