Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
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i will not be fooled by Prudence
i have seen the old man
die. His face spell regrets
and no matter how the funeral
make-up artist stretched
his slips, he never formed
a smile.
I know him.
He was during his younger days
a very prudent man
He observed strictly the codes
of restraint
and refused an offer of
looseness and being
free.
He prays a lot
and reports to God
all his misgivings.
He was a handsome young man
and women adored him
But he only had one wife
one woman all in his lifetime
who never sired
him a child.
This was his prime
misfortune.
He was erased from
the genetic tree
Forever.
His wife died ahead of him
and He prayed a lot
not to betray her
even when
more women still
are willing to sleep with
him.
For after all despite his age
he was still a man
with a lovable face.
Then suddenly he died.
Absurd. He died in sleep
A happy death perhaps without
the accompanying torture
of pain and
waiting.
But no matter what,
his face in that coffin
never shows
a hint of the joy
of eternal
peace, that inevitable
rest.
I know him
He has a misgiving.
He was fooled by Prudence.
He was a slave of
His own morality always fearing
what society may name him after.
He died a lonely man.
Erased by time.
Fooled by his own Prudence.
I look at him before he was buried.
And i made a promise with him.
I am not a fool and i will not be fooled
to suffer the same fate he had.
I will choose looseness.
Happiness. The one which is always free
Unrestrained by anyone else's code of Morality.
Subjective, as i have always known
it to be.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Taxidermists
To the calf-less cow, a stuffed calf
Serves as a stimulus. She is in fantasy
To squash her teats.
To a thirsty man, a woman in photo
Or in thought is held in fantasy
To release his seeds.
Cow is fooled. Man is self-fooled.
09.08.2000, Paralakhemundi
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Fooled Again
Strange voice on the telephone
Tellin' me i better leave you 'lone
Why won't somebody say what's goin' on
Oh, oh, i think i've been through this before
Looks like i've been fooled again
Looks like i'm the fool again
I don't like it, i don't like it
You never said you had no longer to
I need to know 'bout it if you do
If two is one, i might as well be three
It's good to see you think so much of me
Looks like i've been fooled again
Looks like i'm the fool again
I don't like it, i don't like it
You never said you had no longer to
I need to know 'bout it if you do
If two is one, i might as well be three
It's good to see you think so much of me
Looks like i've been fooled again
Looks like i'm the fool again
I don't like it, i do n't like it
song performed by by Tom Petty
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Nightmare
Close my eyes starting dreaming
See a vision filled with wings
Head my way
Feel the presence of unknown power
Telling me to come
This is the only way
Its dream within dream
Lost and lonely
Dont get pulled by the devils hand
Silent screamer filled with fear
As the night time shapes a face
Then disappears
Scared forever into believing
That your mind has met the
Prince of whom you see
Its dream within dream
Lost and lonely
Dont get fooled by the
Devils hand
Its dream within dream
Fool forever, dont get fooled
Forever
Dont get fooled, be the devil
In your eyes
The evil spirit rises
Blinded by the dark
You fall into shame
As the reaper takes you
Down the spiral stairway
You share the evil pit
With satans name
Nightmare its got me runnin
Nightmare its calling you
Nightmare its got me runnin
Nightmare its calling you
Its dream within a dream
Lost and lonely
Dont get fooled, be the devil
Its dream within a dream
Lost forever
Dont get fooled
Its got me running
Its just a nightmare
Its got me running
Its got me running
song performed by by Black Sabbath
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Everybodys Fool
Perfect by nature, icons of self-indulgence
Just what we all need
More lies about a world
That never was and never will be
Have you no shame, dont you see me?
You know youve got everybody fooled.
Look here she comes now -
Bow down and stare in wonder.
Oh, how we love you
No flaws when youre
But now I know she -
Never was and never will be
You dont know how you betrayed me
And somehow youve got everybody fooled.
Without the mask
Where will you hide?
Cant find yourself,
Lost in your lies
I know the truth now
I know who you are
And I dont love you anymore
Never was and never will be
You dont know how you betrayed me
And somehow youve got everybody fooled.
Never was and never will be
Not for real that you can save me
And somehow now youre everybodys fool.
song performed by by Evanescence
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Wont Get Fooled Again
Wont get fooled agian
Well be fighting in the streets with our children at our feet and the morals
That they worship will be gone and the men who spurred us on sit in judgement
Of all wrong they decide and the shotgun sings the song Ill tip my hat to the
New constitution take a bow for the new revolution smile and grin at the change
All around pick up my guitar and play just like yesterday then Ill get on my
Knees and pray we dont get fooled again the change, it had to come we knew it
All along we were liberated from the fold, thats all and the world looks just
The same and history aint changed cause the banners, they are flown in the
Next war
Ill tip my hat to the new constitution take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around pick up my guitar and play just like
Yesterday
Then Ill get on my knees and pray we dont get fooled again no, no! Ill move
Myself and my family aside if we happen to be left half alive Ill get all my
Papers and smile at the sky though I know that the hypnotized never lie do ya?
Theres nothing in the streets looks any different to me and the slogans are
Replaced, by-the-bye and the parting on the left are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight Ill tip my hat to the new
Constitution take a bow for the new revolution smile and grin at the change all
Around pick up my guitar and play just like yesterday then Ill get on my knees
And pray we dont get fooled again dont get fooled again no, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! meet the new boss same as the old boss
song performed by by Van Halen
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Never Was Never Will Be
Perfect by nature,
Bygones of self indulgence.
Just what we all need,
more lies about a world that
*chorus 1*
Never was and never will be.
Have you no shame,
Don't you see me?
You know you've got everybody fooled.
Look here she comes now.
Bow down and stare in wonder.
Oh! How we loved you.
Too bad we didn't know she
*chorus 2*
Never was and never will be.
You don't know how you've betrayed me.
You know you've got everybody fooled.
*chorus 2*
*chorus 3*
Never was and never will be.
You're not real and you can't save me.
Somehow now you're everybody's fool.
song performed by by Evanescence
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Woman Is Cleverer Than Man
Her future is in his hand;
Her figure is in his mind.
He wants her: body and soul.
She hates him: body and soul.
She must neither reject him
Nor encourage him in love.
She must tread a rope with care
And come out without a scratch.
To hate him will anger him
Or turn him away from her.
To pretend passion to him
Will make her docile to thim.
She would pretend affection
While resisting his move still.
She'd make long enough his hope
That getting her is possible.
Thus man is fooled by woman
Whom he loves from position.
Thus man is fooled by woman
Whom he belives to be true.
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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You could of had me fooled.
With each tender kiss and embracing hug.
You made me feel like I was falling in love.
I should have known lust is what it was.
But you could of had me fooled that it was love.
You said I love you and gave me your number.
Right after a kiss so garceful you pulled me under.
Now you say that were done and theres nothing left to do.
But like I said You could of had me Fooled.
poem by Jean Pullman
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Things Happen Normally The Way They Should Be
there is the hitch of this relationship,
i whisper my secrets and you pay me with a kiss
the kiss we like so much
our tongues rolling like lovers on the grassy hill
and we feel we have a very good reason for sticking it out together,
i trust you,
the next day i see you with another man and it is the same kiss that
you offer
again in exchange for his secrets
the next day you write in the local paper
the different kisses a man gives to a woman
how each kiss can be categorized
how each man trusts a woman because of a kiss
how a man can be fooled by her kisses
kisses that mean nothing to her
but just a means to an end
to explore and to tame
to domesticate the crazy men and educate them
about women's brains
their wits and wiles
and their quest to be equal to men and be treated with respect
and awe
well, we men have a way of our own
in all the kisses we are just working for a compromise
and most of the time
we are bored and well
crazy for nothing at all,
but sometimes, we really love deeply, but we do not say anything,
when in love
we have nothing to say, it is a serious job needing much attention,
less the words that you women, want to be said and spread
in your foreheads.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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Daughter's Gone, Daughter's Gone
Daughter's gone, daughter's gone,
Still my memories linger on;
All those moments through the years
Fraught with anguish, doubts and fears.
Yes, she left before her time,
Changing patterns with life's rhyme;
Left our nest, in love, unschooled
And I judged her sadly fooled.
Seventeen's a fright-filled age,
With emotions on rampage;
There she left, forevermore,
Left the welcome of our door.
Now, she's gone and wedded, schooled,
Leaving me completely fooled.
Though she left before her time,
She's in cadence with life's rhyme.
Now, there's glitter in my tears
And I laugh right through my fears;
Still my memories linger on-
Daughter's gone-Daughter's gone.
poem by Joseph Anderson
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Female Fools
Women at all ages of their life
can be fooled on any day.
Just offer her some sweet sounding talk
and she's putty with which men play.
poem by Edwina Reizer
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Do This Anymore
Left on an eastbound train
Gone first thing this morning
Why is what's best for you
Always the worst thing for me
When am I gonna learn
Why cuz I'm tired of hating
When will it be your turn
Why cuz I'm tired of waiting
No, I don't, no I don't, no I don't
Well no I don't find faith in your forced feelings
Not fooled by your misleading
Won't buy this line you're selling
Tired of this lie you're telling
I won't, I don't
No I won't do this anymore (2x)
She says I'm only tellin half of it
That's probably cause,
There's only half worth tellin
Every time I try to laugh it off
That's when you turn around
And wind up yellin
When am I gonna learn
Why cuz I'm tired of hating
When will it be your turn
Why cuz I'm tired of waiting
No, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't find faith in your false feelings
Not fooled by your misleadings
Won't buy this line your selling
Tired of this lie you're telling
I won't, i don't
No I won't do this anymore (2x)
Says I'm only tellin half of it
That's probably cause,
There's only half worth tellin
Every time I try to laugh it off
That's when you turn around
And wind up yellin
When am I gonna learn
Why cuz I'm tired of waiting
When will it be your turn
Why cuz I'm tired of hating
No, I don't, no I don't, no I don't
No I don't find faith in your false feelings
Not fooled by your misleadings
Won't buy this line your selling
Tired of this lie you're telling
i won't i don't
No I won't do this anymore (2x)
song performed by by Nickelback
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National Anthem / She Wants You
Kelly price f/ r. kelly
[r. kelly]
Heres the day Ive been waiting on
Nfl on sunday morn
[kelly]
But you know we need to talk
Right now
[r. kelly]
Not right now the tv is on
Move outta the way the national anthem is coming on
[kelly] (r. kelly)
If its the national anthem you want
(kelly let it wait)
Here it is
(woman if you dont go in there and leave me alone)
And I thought I made it clear
(please dont start this again)
Told you to get her out of there
(but I told you she was just a friend)
Came through your house last night
And her bags were still there
Oh (oh damn)
She wants you
And baby Im not fooled
She wants you
So dont you play the fool
You say shes just a friend
But I can see straight through
Baby Im not having it
Ooh a true friend indeed
She was just a friend in need
She called to you just for help
She said she didnt have no one else
But I know that somethings wrong
I felt it while we were on the phone
Cause shes looking for love
And shes looking at you
I recognize the game oh, oh yeah, yeah
She wants you
And baby Im not fooled
She wants you
So dont you play the fool
You say shes just a friend
But I can see straight through
Baby Im not having it
No, no, no, no, no
Just you and me
Until this came to be, hmm
We never had an argument
Until the day you took her in, yeah
My love this is killing me, yes it is
The web she weaves, oh
Underhanded schemes
But I can see what you dont see
Ive been here before
And I wont take no more
She wants you
And baby Im not fooled
She wants you
So dont you play the fool
You say shes just a friend
But I can see straight through
Baby Im not having it
No, no never gonna play fool
Never gonna play a fool no more
Like in friend of mine
No not this time
Never gonna let no one take whats mine
Said you cant be so blind
I just wont sit here
While she plans for you
So will you believe me?
You gotta believe me
Everything I say is true
She wants you
And baby Im not fooled
She wants you
So dont you play the fool
You say shes just a friend
But I can see straight through
Baby Im not having it
song performed by by Kelly Price
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Fooled once shame on you, fooled twice shame on me.
Two Sided Love
Two Sided Love
By Lori Triggs
Copyrighted 24 2009
Women think with their hearts,
men think with their Johnson.
Women think with their heads,
men think with the wrong head, they have two heads.
Women give love with men,
men give screwing with women.
Women want to touch men,
men want to get abusive to women.
Women want be emotional with men,
men want to be unemotional with women.
Women want have physical attraction with men,
men want to give the abusive apart to women.
Women want sex with men,
men want to give rape to women.
Women wants to talk to men,
men want watch TV and screw women.
Women want to eat out with men,
men want a free ride from the women.
Women want to go to movies with men,
men want play games on computer.
Women want children with the men,
men are children.
Women are independent,
men are dependent.
Women achieve goals,
men half the time never finish their goals.
Women are unselfish even caring to men,
men are selfish besides uncaring to women.
Women give true love to men,
men give infatuation to woman.
poem by Lori Triggs
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Vanity
He was quite the dresser,
not a thing out of place.
A close, close shave
and cologne on his face
He strutted like a peacock.
He wore shoes that shined.
He fooled all the women
for they were blind.
For what they saw
was a bold-faced lie.
Underneath all this finery
was an ordinary guy.
He was like an actor
playing a role,
fooling many women
was his main goal.
And fool them he did.
He'd done it for years.
He took all their money
and left them in tears.
For women are an easy prey.
They never seem to see
clothes never made a man.
They made his vanity.
poem by Edwina Reizer
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Assayed and found wanting.
I saw a(lady) passing by
and I was very glad she passed
Everything about her was a lie.
Pure deception unsurpassed.
Despite the glances which she cast
in my direction hoping to.
Snare my attention hold me fast
She did not know how much I knew
about her somewhat shady past
.She only saw me as a male
who could be fooled from first to last
Her efforts were to no avail.
I can tell gold from common ore
because I have been fooled before.
Sunday,28 February 2010
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poem by Ivor Or Ivor.e Hogg
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It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
quote by Laurence J. Peter
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After granting amnesty to illegals 20 years ago, we have gone from 3 million illegals to 11 million illegals. Our government has been fooled once by this amnesty argument, let us not be fooled again.
quote by Ric Keller
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