I think of Oprah as a Mother Joseph wannabe, a daytime oracle rewarding the good and punishing the bad.
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If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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Wannabe Gangster
i am a wannabe
you better be careful around me
i come from far away where mustang dreams are made
and we are fashioned in the image of the don's who have come before us
we all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack better go back to far away
like a lemon pie a la mode my nine is easy to load
aall hail jericho
turnpike teck
that's where i go to learn the things about the universe i'll need
so i can build a stamped
'cause i'm all up in your face again i'm all up in your face
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack better go back to far away
a wannabe gangstar a victim of the chromosome prankster
i thanks ya i sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
ooh damn i reak of cologne
but yo i'm lookin' snappy i'm nappy i'm crappy got jimmy hats from pappy
so now i'm trigger happy
girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'
yeah so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit got cheese whiz or not
then i'm a hafta blow up ya mail box biatch
or toilet paper ya front yard show the cops my suburbs card
they gotta let me go cause they know that i'm hard
it's the deal it's for real ya betta listen to what i'm tellin' ya
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar
'cause i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack
i'm a wannabe gangstar better go back to commack better go back to far away
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Understand this law and you will then know, beyond room for the slightest doubt, that you are constantly punishing yourself for every wrong you commit and rewarding yourself for every act of constructive conduct in which you indulge.
quote by Napoleon Hill
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Oprah Believes In Jesus
Watching a video on Oprah and Eckhart Tolle
I see the truth I already know.
For it's been my philosophy
Jesus was here to make us see
We are 'God Consciousness' all in its glory.
'Do not believe Oprah a false prophet' is what was said
this is a rumor that people where feed.
Oprah is not a false prophet, now let's all get along
for there is really no real proof of what's right or wrong.
Misinformation is like a parasite, please hear Oprah words right.
Don Miguel's Ruiz a Tolec, writes of gossip on mankind
to me it's is like a wire of misinformation in twisted vines.
in Ruiz's book gossip is like a virus on the internet
it's a spell that weaves it's web-
Don writes: 'Misuse of the word puts us in a deeper hell'
I reply 'Let's all break this vicious spell'
By awaking up and seeing things as they really are
We are all equal and are shining stars.
Like Joseph Campbell even says
'I don't have to have faith, I have experience.'
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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Oprah Does Not Reject Jesus
Watching a video on Oprah
and Eckhart Tolle,
I see the truth I already know.
For it’s been my philosophy,
Jesus was here to make us see,
We are God Consciousness
in all it’s glory.
“Do not believe false phrophets”
people have Oprah all wrong,
She is not a false prophet,
now let’s all get along.
Misinformation is like a parasite,
please hear Oprah right,
Don Miguel’s Ruiz is a Tolec,
who writes of gossip on mankind,
it’s like a spell that weaves it’s web,
like a virus on the internet.
Don writes: “Misuse of the word
puts us in a deeper Hell”,
I say “Let’s all break this vicious Spell”,
By awaking up and seeing
people as they really are,
We are all equal and all are shining stars.
Like Joseph Campbell even says,
“I don’t have to have faith,
I have experience.”
Written by Christina Sunrise Feb.20,2011
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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Oprah Believes In Jesus
Watching a video on Oprah and Eckhart Tolle
I see the truth I already know.
For it's been my philosophy
Jesus was here to make us see
We are "God Consciousness" all in its glory.
"Do not believe Oprah a false prophet" is what was said
this is a rumor that people where feed.
Oprah is not a false prophet, now let's all get along
for there is really no real proof of what's right or wrong.
Misinformation is like a parasite, please hear Oprah words right.
Don Miguel's Ruiz a Tolec, writes of gossip on mankind
to me it's is like a wire of misinformation in twisted vines.
in Ruiz's book gossip is like a virus on the internet
it's a spell that weaves it's web-
Don writes: "Misuse of the word puts us in a deeper hell"
I reply "Let's all break this vicious spell"
By awaking up and seeing things as they really are
We are all equal and are shining stars.
Like Joseph Campbell even says
"I don't have to have faith, I have experience."
Written by Suzae Chevalier on February 20,2011
poem by Christina Sunrise
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Austerity/girl One
In the town
The start of day
The father thinks in sadness
On why his daughters went away
On youth and other madness
I know we don't choose who we love
And malice is so human
When your principle's no good
It's time to find a new one
I was brought up to believe
That to avoid disaster
In life as in your dreams
You've got to be the monster
When you've done your very best
When things turn out unpleasant
When the best of men take bribes
Isn't it the fool who doesn't?
In the town
By the house
The journalist is waiting
And near this place
There is a space
A subject contemplating
You've got your keys to get back in
You've washed your face so you can smile
You've got your pockets full of lending cash
Your ticket to the ladies mile
You brush away a flake of zinc
Advance toward the street outside
You close your mind so you can't think
The hide, the ride, the tide
But the scenes come rushing in
Like eels into your net
And it's just like joseph said
Another walk you can't forget
But you push into the bleak
Where all the women walk in fear
Another three-word phrase
The near, the clear, the dear
You're a lonely little girl
Who just wants to please her dad
So you thought you'd be a nurse
Just like your mother had
But you make the patients worse
And the doctors know you're bad
(better get back to the oracle)
The oracle in this case
Is a message on your phone
It says where you go
Gravity has gone
You know this is true
But you want to speak of love
Prediction and ambiguity
Go hand in glove
The oracle in this case
Is a face on your wall
It says where you go
People will fall
And near this place
There is a space
A subject contemplating
And in the town
The sun goes down
No-one investigating
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In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine (January 2004)
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The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine (February 2003)
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Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing in the gap to close it for us.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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I was on the Oprah Winfrey Show once. It was a really slow news day for Oprah, and there were several of us on 'cause none of us was sufficiently interesting by his or herself.
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I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine (August 2004)
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes, and dance.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine (February 2003)
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I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.
Oprah Winfrey in O, The Oprah Magazine
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We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.
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