David Letterman

No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.

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Dick Cheney (won’t you please go home)

Won't you go home, Dick Cheney, won't you go home
Don’t talk the whole term long
You started with a surplus, but now its spent
Leave poor Barrack alone

Remember that water boarding
That you approved- saying torture isn’t wrong
Now our country’s in the tank and it’s you we have to thank
Dick Cheney, won't you please go home

Won't you go home, Dick Cheney, won't you go home
Don’t talk the whole term long
You started with a surplus, but now it’s spent
On your “forever” wars

Remember that last Election
We turned you out -and made you take the idiot back home
You were good for Halliburton but the rest of us are hurting
Dick Cheney won’t you please go home

When your own daughter don’t like Dick
That must make a man heartsick
Dick Cheney, won't you please go home

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Had the decision belonged to Senator Kerry, Saddam hussein would still be in power today in Iraq. In fact, Saddam Hussein would almost certainly still be in control of Kuwait.

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Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with genocide.

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The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'

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I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that there's no such thing as a routine day in the Oval Office.

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David Letterman

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

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Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America sees two John Kerrys.

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We've thrown out Saddam and Saddam, dead or alive, is finished in Iraq.

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We will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.

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It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.

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Smile Copper, Smile

for the coppers
harassing folks in the streets
smile copper,
smile-
for the coppers throwing us against the car
with arms round our backs &
face pressed into the metal with one hand gripping
the back of the neck
savagely
(like you had all the power in the world) ,
we
gotcha
on
camera
now
copper,
so smile, copper, smile-
Android's NYCLU app. makes it so
easy, to find you not doin' the job
our tax dollars pay you to,
so
smile copper, smile-
with these pics, with this footage,
i take your fucking badge-
with these pics, with this footage,
i file a suit against you-
with these pics, with this footage,
gonna take your car, take your house &
put that big mark on your record so
you know what it feels like-
with these pics, with this footage,
the blame lies where it belongs-
with these pics, with this footage,
we put your guilty ass behind bars-
with these pics & with this footage
justice will be done-
so
smile copper,
smile.

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You got to have people at the top who respond to and are selected by presidents.

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I think Barack Obama is a one-term President.

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Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.

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We must be prepared to face our responsibilities and be willing to use force if necessary.

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Saddam Hussein

The Dictator

Saddam Hussein
Was not sent to Haag
I wonder why?

Saddam Hussein
Tolerated Christians
Now they have fled

Saddam Hussein
Set women free to study
Now they wear chador

Saddam Hussein
Was a murderous despot
We gave him the tools

Saddam Hussein
We handed him to his foes
Silence on a long rope

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The Iraqi forces are conducting the Mother of all Retreats.

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We have to make America the best place in the world to do business.

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Direct threats require decisive action.

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The Columbia is lost, but the dreams that inspired its crew remain with us.

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