I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.
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We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
quote by Shawn Wayans
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Hyena Road [Hold Up]
Rossif Sutherland, Paul Gross, Allan Hawco
by Paul Gross from Hyena Road (2015)
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Hyena Road
Rossif Sutherland, Paul Gross, Christine Horne, Clark Johnson, Allan Hawco, Jennifer Pudavick, David Richmond-Peck, Nikki Duval
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A Warning To My Readers
Do not think me gentle
because I speak in praise
of gentleness, or elegant
because I honor the grace
that keeps this world. I am
a man crude as any,
gross of speech, intolerant,
stubborn, angry, full
of fits and furies. That I
may have spoken well
at times, is not natural.
A wonder is what it is.
poem by Wendell Berry
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Gross National Happiness
Gross national happiness now in Bhutan
is the goal, and not gross national product;
happiness great but not gross is my plan,
and the bottom line I’ve always buttocked.
Naturally there will be many naysayers
who claim that this line is fallacious,
but bottoms like summits of high Himalayas
aren’t gross when they’re firm and curvaceous.
Inspired by an article on Bhutan in the NYT on Bhutan by Seth Mydans in Thimphu (“Recalculating Happiness in a Himalayan Kingdom, ” May 8,2009) :
If the rest of the world cannot get it right in these unhappy times, this tiny Buddhist kingdom high in the Himalayan mountains says it is working on an answer. “Greed, insatiable human greed, ” said Prime Minister Jigme Thinley of Bhutan, describing what he sees as the cause of today’s economic catastrophe in the world beyond the snow-topped mountains. “What we need is change, ” he said in the whitewashed fortress where he works. “We need to think gross national happiness.” The notion of gross national happiness was the inspiration of the former king, Jigme Singye Wangchuck, in the 1970s as an alternative to the gross national product. Now, the Bhutanese are refining the country’s guiding philosophy into what they see as a new political science, and it has ripened into government policy just when the world may need it, said Kinley Dorji, secretary of information and communications. “You see what a complete dedication to economic development ends up in, ” he said, referring to the global economic crisis. “Industrialized societies have decided now that G.N.P. is a broken promise.” Under a new Constitution adopted last year, government programs — from agriculture to transportation to foreign trade — must be judged not by the economic benefits they may offer but by the happiness they produce. The goal is not happiness itself, the prime minister explained, a concept that each person must define for himself. Rather, the government aims to create the conditions for what he called, in an updated version of the American Declaration of Independence, “the pursuit of gross national happiness.”
5/8/09
poem by Gershon Hepner
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Christ
Christ was angry with the greedy merchants
He beat them black and blue
He knew that love was not love
unless it was for the downtrodden
and unless it was hatred for the rich and the rich
Oh Christ when will you be born again
and rout the crude and the gross
When will the Armageddon take place?
poem by Dr. Ramesh Chandra Mukhopadhyaya
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In its best prewar year, Europe with almost 300 million people had a gross national product of 150 billion dollars. In that same year, the United States with 150 million people had a gross national product of 300 billion dollars.
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At the time I came along, Hollywood's idea of teen movies meant there had to be a lot of nudity, usually involving boys in pursuit of sex, and pretty gross overall. Either that or a horror movie. And the last thing Hollywood wanted in their teen movies was teenagers!
quote by John Hughes
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I Say I Love You And I Bring You Flowers
a bit romantic, i come across the procedure
to wooing my new found crush
just a few cubicles away,
sending messages through the cell phone maybe too modern
she may not like it
calling her through the phone, maybe, sort of fresh and rash,
sending chocolates maybe alright, but it will be bad for her health
(she is a little bit fat but she is not that gross, she's still pretty)
and so i decided to send her flowers
she did not like it, she needs money.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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It sometimes is just the fear of being misunderstood.
quote by Terry Gross
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I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!
quote by Hilary Duff
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Politicians are masters of the art of deception.
quote by Martin L. Gross
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One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.
quote by Paris Hilton
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Pure innovation is more gross than error.
quote by George Chapman
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It's a little gross to put yourself in every song. I mean, how interesting do people really think you are?
quote by Jakob Dylan
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Breast implants gross me out. I don't think they're attractive at all.
quote by Natalie Portman
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Fair use is always going to be a gray area, and it should be. We need to allow for things we can't see yet.
quote by Robin Gross
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I feel like a voodoo doll. It's grim. It's gross.
quote by Emma Watson
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Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes.
quote by Dustin Diamond
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