I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
quote by Steven Wright
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Schwinn Twenty-four
(kinky friedman, shawn siegal)
Yeah! yeah! yeah!
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Me and my fellows gonna take a hike
I climbed on in my brand new bike
Its a twenty-four inch with a groovy red seat
All of the fellows think its really neat
As I pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal
Pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal up, pedal down
Pedal all around town on my schwinn twenty-four
Schwinn twenty-four
Bam bam bam bam
Schwinn twenty-four.
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Late last night was a-cruisin round town,
Skateboard pulled up and I shoved you down
When all the lights turned green people on line
Skateboard giving me a real rough time.
As I pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal
Pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal up, pedal down
Pedal all around town on my schwinn twenty-four,
Schwinn twenty-four,
Bam bam bam bam
Schwinn twenty-four.
Watch me go!
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Well, I made my thing stop and they started to inspect her
Found I was missing one red reflector
They put it on with go go speed
Now I got all the tail action I need
As I pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal
Pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal pedal up, pedal down
Pedal all around town on my schwinn twenty-four
Schwinn twenty-four
Bam bam bam bam
Schwinn twenty-four
Bought it at the store
Ride it on the shore
Two and two makes four
I love leslie gore
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
song performed by by Kinky Friedman
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The brake
I can correct mistakes
But write with mistakes.
I can edit passages
But am poor in creating ones.
A brake is not an accelerator.
It serves us as a regulator.
19.11.2008
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Driving with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake is likely to get you nowhere, but certainly will burn out vital parts of your car. Similarly, cutting taxes on the middle class, but increasing them on the 'rich' is likely to result in an economic burnout.
quote by Terry Savage
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Faith and doubts
Faith be the accelerator
And doubts, the brake.
Apply them accordingly.
Faith be the right hand;
Reasoning be the left hand.
Use both while you are in motion..
28.07.2006
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Put Your Foot On the Pedal
No ember that you've struck...
Could heat up a fire burning out.
And no engine that is cool...
Should keep ready,
For a driver who ain't behind the wheel.
Or thinking that a boost,
Is not needed to get started.
You gotta give up,
Mo' steam.
And get up offa that...
Low self-esteem.
You gotta give up,
Mo' steam.
And get up offa that,
Low self-esteem.
Put your foot on the pedal,
And steer me to all your needs.
Put your foot on the pedal.
Put the pedal to the metal.
Put your foot on the pedal,
And steer me to all your needs.
Put your foot on the pedal.
Put the pedal to the metal.
Put that pedal to the metal,
If you wanna get with me.
Put your foot on the pedal.
Put that pedal to the metal.
Put your foot on the pedal,
And steer me to all your needs.
Put your foot on the pedal.
Put the pedal to the metal.
No ember that you've struck...
Could heat up a fire burning out.
And no engine that is cool...
Should keep ready,
For a driver who ain't behind the wheel.
Or thinking that a boost,
Is not needed to get started.
You gotta give up,
Mo' steam.
And get up offa that...
Low self-esteem.
You gotta give up,
Mo' steam.
And get up offa that,
Low self-esteem.
Put that pedal to the metal,
If you wanna get with me.
Put your foot on the pedal.
Put that pedal to the metal.
Put that pedal to the metal,
If you wanna get with me.
Put your foot on the pedal.
Put that pedal to the metal.
If you wanna get with me.
You gotta pedal to the metal.
Put your foot on the pedal.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Hit The Lights
No life till leather
We are gonna kick some ass tonight
We got the metal madness
When our fans start screaming
It's right well alright
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
You know our fans are insane
We are gonna blow this place away
with volume higher
Than anything today the only way
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
With all our screaming
We are gonna rip right through your brain
We got the lethal power
It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
Hit the lights
song performed by by Metallica from Kill 'Em All
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The hardest part was getting the window net hooked back. I didn't think I was ever going to get it hooked. I finally got it hooked. If I'd known that I wouldn't have tried to hook it.
quote by Sterling Marlin
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In The Shade
Floating on scent of a cut throat blue spruce.
A pillow of dust moves over my eyes.
My memory - it staggers, and then almost falls.
I was standing - remember? - next to a road,
hoping my thumb might stop the next car.
Brake lights go on,
pull over,
then stop.
The driver comes running.
It's a woman in blue.
Wow…
Now on my back
and looking down road,
and at the cows, and
the chickens.
It's farm country, you know.
poem by Rick Stokes
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Rookie Hooked
It takes a rookie,
For some to take a look...
At actions taken,
Sometimes that can be shaky.
It takes fresh eyes,
That doesn't criticize.
Without a judgement passing,
From lips not thinking...
To blurt a crudeness,
Loud with pride
No matter how high people get,
Wishing they could fly...
There will always be a rookie hooked,
With eyes opened wide.
No matter what some people do,
To think they can't be touched.
Their reach is often teachable,
To someone who's not rooted...
To being rude and snooty!
It takes a rookie,
For some to take a look...
At actions taken,
Sometimes that can be shaky.
No matter what some people do,
To think they can't be touched.
Their reach is often teachable,
To someone who's not rooted...
To being rude and snooty!
No matter how high people get,
Wishing they could fly...
There will always be a rookie hooked,
With eyes opened wide.
A rookie hooked.
There will be a rookie hooked.
With eyes wide open...
Who decide they're qualified.
A rookie hooked.
There will be a rookie hooked.
With eyes wide open...
Who decide they're qualified.
A rookie hooked.
There will be a rookie hooked.
With eyes wide open...
Who decide they're qualified.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Good-bye
Time to go
I have packed everything
Threw everything in the back seat of my car
Put myself in the drivers seat
Torn off the review mirror
So there is no looking back at where I just came from
Slamming my foot on the accelerator
I speed off
Leaving behind all the memories
The Good ones anyway
I think I will keep all the bad ones
To remind myself why I left
Why I stand with freedom over me
Everything before was just so complicated
But that was before I manned up and left
Not even a tear running down my eye
Only a smile upon my face
Now everything is breezy easy
Ever since I had stepped on that accelerator
So now all I have to say is good-bye
poem by Makayla Straight
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Hooked On The Memory Of You
Written by: neil diamond sung with: kim carnes
Stay with me, here with me
I want you near with me
Long as youre near with me
Im your man
Hooked on the memory of you
Lie with me, lay with me
Want you to stay with me
Know I am
Hooked on the memory of you
Time, time standing still
I know its you
I always will
Need you to
Love with me, lie with me
Spend your desires with me
Im your man
Hooked on the memory of you
And i, ? ? ? ?
I only know that how sure I am
Hooked on the memory of you
song performed by by Neil Diamond
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Hooked On A Feeling
I cant stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Boy you just dont realize
What you do to me
Your lips are sweet as candy
The taste is on my mind
You just keep my thirsty
For another cup of wine
When you hold me
In you arms so tight
You let me know
Eveythings alright
I, Im hooked on a feeling
Im high on believing
That youre in love with me
Ive got it bad for you, darling
But I dont need a cure
Ill just stay addicted
And hope I can endure
All the good love
When were all alone
Keep it up, boy
Yeah you turn me on
I, Im hooked on a feeling
Im high on believing
That youre in love with me
When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everythings alright
I, Im hooked on a feeling
Im high on believing
That youre in love with me
I said Im hooked on a feeling...
song performed by by Vonda Shepard
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Stop Dead
Stop!
Stop!
Stop dead,
Stop stop stop stop stop stop
I pulled up at a west end junction (seeker of attention)
A full body kit and bass bins pumping (size up competition)
Come on red light, get into green,
I hit the brake, I must be dreaming..
Im stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Got to fix on you.
Dont wanna loose you, from my sight
Where ya going to?
Gotta know now..
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Got to fix on you.
Dont wanna loose, you from my sight
Where ya going to?
Oh-oh-oh
Ive got my eyes on the action (killer reputation)
Heat crazed in full satisfaction (become a phaser? )
Do what you do and do it to me,
Body in motion, now you see me
(chorus)
Gotta know know.. stop!
Come on now, come on now
Come on now, come on now
Wise up to remain young victim (come on, ways of attraction)
A full scale attack on the system (come on, no one visor? )
Do what you do and do it to me,
Im into red line territory
And im..
(chorus)
Stop!, dead in my tracks again,
Im stop dead in my tracks
Stop!, in my tracks (yeah)
Im stop dead in my tracks
(oh-oh) gotta know know..
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
Stop! (stop), dead! (dead), in my tracks (in my tracks)
song performed by by Duran Duran
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Put That Peddle To the Metal
If you want to get to drive,
You have to learn to be swift.
With those daydreams gone.
Without a mind that drifts,
From...
Off to on.
And...
Make sure that peddle that you push,
Is not the one that stops the gas.
Put that peddle to the metal.
Give it gas.
Don't brake, don't brake.
If you want to get to drive,
You have to learn to be swift.
With those daydreams gone.
Without a mind that drifts,
Hit that gas.
And put that peddle to the metal.
Give it gas.
Don't brake, don't brake.
Just hit the gas.
If you want to get to drive...
Don't brake, don't brake.
Just hit the gas.
And put your foot down on the petal.
Give it gas.
Put that peddle to the metal.
Hit the gas.
Don't brake, don't brake.
Just hit the gas.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Make It
Good evening people, welcome to the show
Got somethin here I want you all to know
When laughin people bring on primal screams
You got to think of
What its gonna take to make your dreams
Make it
Dont break it
I said make it
Dont brake it
Do then you feel like the worlds coming down on you
You know that history repeats itself
But you just learned so by somebody else
You know you do, you gotta think up fast
You gotta figure what its gonna take to make it last
Make it
Dont brake it
I said make it
Dont brake it
Then you do
Better weather, pull yourself together
Dont be catchin the blues
Better weather, pull yourself together
What have you got to lose
Youre only paying your dues
Too stinkin proud but youre gonna pay
If youre gone Ill get you anyway
Although you know what youve been going through
Your only dreams feel like a tattoo
Make it
Dont brake it
I said make it
Dont brake it
Then you do
Better weather, pull yourself together
Dont be catchin the blues
Better weather, pull yourself together
What have you got to lose
song performed by by Aerosmith
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Help Is Not Available On The Streets..
Manual is sportier than an auto,
as there is no kick in the auto,
When driving, press the clutch,
Change the gear, push the accelerator,
The car runs faster than the heart,
Further than it reaches, to meet,
A lonely lady at the pedestrian bridge,
Swinging her legs as the bells that hung,
Looking at each and everyone who stop,
At the signal with haunted look sharp,
Well maintained lady with slender legs,
Wearing shorts and loose T shirt,
Black painted around her big eyes,
Torture, abuse, depression,
Chased her out to find the solace,
By looking at the ongoing vehicles,
I smiled at her for a while,
she was puzzled with no smile,
she might think that I would hug,
wipe the tear, wash out the worries,
I could smile at her to ease her pain,
no one dare to help when she was in vain,
I kept on smiling to soothe her heart,
Until the signal changed,
Gone was the lady behind,
Press the accelerator hard,
To mind my own business told,
Reach the destination on time,
To pick up the trophy sold.
poem by Veeraiyah Subbulakshmi
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Hooked
(khayree)
1 2 3 4 hit it, hit it
Yea -- heres a story bout my homeboy randy
He was hooked on a girl named candy
Started off as sex for fun
Now the girls got him on the run.
Made love to her just one time
Now she runs his body and mind
He calls everyday on the phone
But babys playin games
Leave a message at the tone
Soft and gentle is not her style
This girl is so damn wild.
All my partners wanna get next to her
But she aint down with that
She moves right through em
Yea, like paper plates
Tears em up and she throws em away.
If you had any guts today
Youd get your butt up and youd walk away.
But youre hooked, hooked
Know what Im sayin, youre hooked, hooked.
Yo, get tough was your new campaign
Cryin over a girl, boy, youre insane.
She treats you like a dirty diaper
Use you one time and then she wipes you out
You understand what Im sayin?
If youre a man, youll stop delaying and betraying
Try to act like you were mack
You cant go an hour without that sex attack.
Whats wrong, boy, is it that good?
Theres a lot of girls that ould and could
Take you, but youre so damn weak
I think you need to see professional help
For your problems
Lay on the couch and let the dr. solve em
Talkin to you and now he took your money
Youre took on that honey, youre hooked
Hooked, hooked
Fellas, you know what Im sayin, hes hooked
Aint got an ounce of mack in him, hes hooked.
Yeah, baby, run you, she takes your money
While youll kick back cryin over honey
Now, I must admit shes fly
But Ill be damned if oh me oh my
If I ever let a girl run my thing
Im poppin it the most, you know what Im sayin?
So understand, you gotta be real hard
Dont treat her like a dog, but let her know.
Youll pull her card if she ever gets outta hand
What is you a boy or a man?
Stand up and tell baby you aint gonna be shook --
Yo punk, youre hooked on that sssy
I dont know why
I dont stand by and just let a girl, run over me
Fool -- Im a man. cant you see boy, youre hooked.
Yeah -- youre hooked, might as well give her to me man
Let me do the wile thing, youre hooked
Shoot, Im poppin it man, youre hooked.
Let me talk to you for second. so, whats up, vanilla?
Yo, man. come here man. what?
You know, man, you aint doin it right. youre off man.
See, you know what the problem is?
That ring I bought her. the diamonds werent big enough.
Im tellin ya -- the diamonds werent...Im goin...you know
What she wants...Im goin tell ya...no man, when I first
Met her she said she wanted a vette. Im gonna get her a
vette. no man, no...a vette...Im gonna get her the
vette. no man, hey, wait up.
Now its saturday, the day you hate most.
Why, because from coast to coast
You see girls everday in the club, cold kickin it
Reminds you of baby when you used to be, with it
But now she took you one time for sex and youre so sprung
That the next time she seen you we knew she had to leave you.
Boy, youre hooked.
Boy, youre hooked, hooked hooked.
Produced by khayree
Published by qpm music (bmi)
song performed by by Vanilla Ice
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Hooked
(khayree)
1 2 3 4 hit it, hit it
Yea -- heres a story bout my homeboy randy
He was hooked on a girl named candy
Started off as sex for fun
Now the girls got him on the run.
Made love to her just one time
Now she runs his body and mind
He calls everyday on the phone
But babys playin games
Leave a message at the tone
Soft and gentle is not her style
This girl is so damn wild.
All my partners wanna get next to her
But she aint down with that
She moves right through em
Yea, like paper plates
Tears em up and she throws em away.
If you had any guts today
Youd get your butt up and youd walk away.
But youre hooked, hooked
Know what Im sayin, youre hooked, hooked.
Yo, get tough was your new campaign
Cryin over a girl, boy, youre insane.
She treats you like a dirty diaper
Use you one time and then she wipes you out
You understand what Im sayin?
If youre a man, youll stop delaying and betraying
Try to act like you were mack
You cant go an hour without that sex attack.
Whats wrong, boy, is it that good?
Theres a lot of girls that ould and could
Take you, but youre so damn weak
I think you need to see professional help
For your problems
Lay on the couch and let the dr. solve em
Talkin to you and now he took your money
Youre took on that honey, youre hooked
Hooked, hooked
Fellas, you know what Im sayin, hes hooked
Aint got an ounce of mack in him, hes hooked.
Yeah, baby, run you, she takes your money
While youll kick back cryin over honey
Now, I must admit shes fly
But Ill be damned if oh me oh my
If I ever let a girl run my thing
Im poppin it the most, you know what Im sayin?
So understand, you gotta be real hard
Dont treat her like a dog, but let her know.
Youll pull her card if she ever gets outta hand
What is you a boy or a man?
Stand up and tell baby you aint gonna be shook --
Yo punk, youre hooked on that sssy
I dont know why
I dont stand by and just let a girl, run over me
Fool -- Im a man. cant you see boy, youre hooked.
Yeah -- youre hooked, might as well give her to me man
Let me do the wile thing, youre hooked
Shoot, Im poppin it man, youre hooked.
Let me talk to you for second. so, whats up, vanilla?
Yo, man. come here man. what?
You know, man, you aint doin it right. youre off man.
See, you know what the problem is?
That ring I bought her. the diamonds werent big enough.
Im tellin ya -- the diamonds werent...Im goin...you know
What she wants...Im goin tell ya...no man, when I first
Met her she said she wanted a vette. Im gonna get her a
vette. no man, no...a vette...Im gonna get her the
vette. no man, hey, wait up.
Now its saturday, the day you hate most.
Why, because from coast to coast
You see girls everday in the club, cold kickin it
Reminds you of baby when you used to be, with it
But now she took you one time for sex and youre so sprung
That the next time she seen you we knew she had to leave you.
Boy, youre hooked.
Boy, youre hooked, hooked hooked.
Produced by khayree
Published by qpm music (bmi)
song performed by by Vanilla Ice
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Hooked
Oh, you know we had to do it
Oh, you know we had to do it
Ha-ha
Hey, yo, Mary
I dont think they ready for this one
This is Phase 1
Love And Life
Oh, lets work
Oh, lets work {Lets work, people}
Oh, lets work {Its the reunion}
Oh, lets work {Lets work, people}
Oh, lets work {Mary J. Blige}
Oh, lets work {I see you came through}
{The Queen of Hip-Hop and Soul}
{They call me, Diddy}
{Bad Boy, baby}
{Mary, talk to them}
Boy, you know you got your hooks in me
Youre on my mind every day constantly
Im tired of holdin back the way I feel
Cause what I feel, baby, for you is real
You give me everything I want (Everything)
A little more than what i need (A little more,
babe)
I never felt like this before (Ooh)
Thats why I wanna give you all of me (Im hooked)
Im hooked, babe
On your love, you got me wondering
Sexy (Sexy, sexy, baby)
Youre the one I want, you got your hooks in me
I wont stray
Cause thats whats up, you got me in a daze (Got me
in a daze)
All I can say
Boy, you know got your hooks in me
Someone like me doesnt always fall in love
Specially with dudes that I meet in the club
Cause I aint really into gettin rough
But boy, Im feeling you and thats whats up
You give me everything I want (Everything)
A little more than what i need (A little more,
babe)
I never felt like this before (Ooh...hoo...)
Thats why I wanna give you all of me (Im hooked)
Im hooked, babe (Hooked, hooked)
On your love, you got me wondering (On your love,
babe)
Sexy (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Youre the one I want, you got your hooks in me
I wont stray (Wont sway, baby)
Cause thats whats up, you got me in a daze (Ooh,
baby, baby, baby)
All I can say
Boy, you know got your hooks in me (Thats what you got
to do)
Baby, Im so into you (Im so into you, boy)
No one can do what you do to me (No one can hold me
this way)
This is a chance of a lifetime (I wont miss it for
nothin)
For me, make you mine till the end of all time
Im hooked, babe
On your love, you got me wondering
Sexy
Youre the one I want, you got your hooks in me
I wont stray
Cause thats whats up, you got me in a daze
All I can say
Boy, you know got your hooks in me
Im hooked, babe
On your love, you got me wondering
Sexy
Youre the one I want, you got your hooks in me
I wont st2ay
Cause thats whats up, you got me in a daze
All I can say
Boy, you know got your hooks in me
Mama, shake that thang
You know I like it when you shake that thang
The way you shake it, girl, you show no shame
Stop playing, girl, shake that thang
Now lets work
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work {Lets work, people}
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work
Ooh, lets work
Love And Life
The album comin soon
This is Phase 1
Mary J. Blige
P. back together again
Whats the 411, My Life, Love And Life
This the Trilogy, baby
Trilogy
Please believe it
Its gonna be in your stores soon
I see you can do
Hit me, baby
Stevie J, slam
And of course the Queen of Hip-hop and Soul
Mary J. Blige
The incomparable Mary J. Blige
Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen
Give her a round of applause
I like the way its goin down
song performed by by Mary J Blige
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See The Light
Well I came down here from manhattan
to see the lights on the mall
but when I got here early this morning
well I couldn't see any at all
so I walked a little further
and much to my surprise
there was a hot cool woman
in a chevy staring into my eyes
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
Alright
She said now don't walk any further
Just jump into my car
And we can head on down the highway
But you'd better not go too far
'Cos my daddy he's big business
So we've gotta be back by tonight
But we can still have some fun now
If we head on downtown to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
Well, we ended up in this cafe
'Bout twenty-five minutes to one
See, she took me to this nightclub
And the music went on and on
Well we were set down to get coffee
When in walked her old man
No matter how we tried to explain it well
We couldn't make him understand
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
I've just got to see the lights
song performed by by Def Leppard
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