I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce ""gubernatorial.""
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One of my movies was called ""True Lies."" It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Arab League
in two thousands thirty eight
the rise of machines occurring
savagely, terminating mankind
when a leader, called 'democracy'
leading the human future revolution
so a terminator, called 'arab league'
sent by the machines to present times
to kill the leader 'democracy'
the daughter of law and liberty
then 'arnold schwarzenegger' sent
to terminate the terminator 'arab league'
and he finished his mission in nineteen ninety six
but decisions of 'arab league' stayed alive
because and for irony
they are not owned by 'arab league'
but owned by 'arnold schwarzenegger' himself
once, he discovers this fact
he kills himself
after killing
democracy
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Lead Balloon
Kiss my ass! I said
And I threw my drink
Tequila trickling
Down his business suit
Must be the irish blood
Fight before you think
Turn it now
You cant cowtow
You cant undo it
Its his town
And that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said sic her, rover
That went over
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
An angry man is just an angry man
But an angry woman
Bitch!
I had to ask him for a helping hand
It came with the heart
Of a bonaparte
Of a frozen fish
Its his town
And that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said sic her, rover
That went over
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
Its his town
And that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead balloon
He said sic her, rover
That went over
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
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Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.
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I'll be back.
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I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
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It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
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I have inhaled, exhaled everything.
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.
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The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
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Maria is the best reason to come home.
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I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
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Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed.
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My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.
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Everything I have, my career, my success, my family, I owe to America.
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The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
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If it's hard to remember, it'll be difficult to forget.
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They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.
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