It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.
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Johnny Carson
He sits behind his microphone
John-ny car-son
He speaks in such a manly tone
John-ny car-son
Ed mcmahon comes on and says heres johnny
Every night at eleven thirty hes so funny
Its (nice) to (have) you (on) the (show) tonight
Ive seen (your) act (in) vegas out of sight
When guests are boring he fills up the slack
John-ny car-son
The network makes him break his back
John-ny car-son
Ed mcmahon comes on and says heres johnny
Every night at eleven thirty hes so funny
Dont (you) think (hes) such (a) natural guy
The (way) hes (kept) it (up) could make you cry
Whos a man that we admire?
Johnny carson is a real live wire.
Whos a man that we admire?
Johnny carson is a real live wire.
Whos a man that we admire?
Johnny carson is a real live wire.
Whos the man that we admire?
Johnny carson is a real live wire
song performed by by Beach Boys
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Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.
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One of my co-workers at Ralph Lauren heard about the show, and when she got back to the office, said; Carson, you have to call Bravo. They're doing a show. You're perfect for it.
quote by Carson Kressley
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A Girl Called Johnny
I remember johnny - hey!
Johnny come lately
I remember her shoes like a ballerina
A girl called johnny who
Changed her name when she
Discovered her choice was to
Change or to be changed
I remember a girl called johnny
Black as hell and white as a ghost
Dont talk about life or death
She said Ive had enough of both
A girl called johnny who was not scared
Theyd have torn her to pieces but
Who would dare?
I remember a girl called johnny
The train came to town, boy she got on it
With no looking back, with not a word
If she said goodbye, well I never heard
But the noise goes on
The noise, the jazz
And the truth is in somebody elses hands
And the house that a girl called johnny built
Is now just ashes and sand
song performed by by Waterboys
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I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.
quote by Tony Randall
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Johnny Needs A Fast Car
Johnny needs a fast car
Johnny needs it bad
Johnny always do the best whatever johnny has
Johnny needs a fast one
Johnny needs it now
You got to give him something to let him show you how
Johnny needs a fast car
Johnny needs a fast car
Johnny needs a break
Johnny dont need good luck
cos johnny never fakes
Hell always make it look good
Youll always see him smile
Give johnny a few inches and hell give you back a mile
Johnny needs a fast car
Johnny needs a fast car
Tears upon the broken bones of luck that never went his way
Bless this one youll know him by his smile
song performed by by Chris Rea
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The End Of The World
Go if you want to
I never tried to stop you
Know there's a reason
For all of this you're feeling
Low, it's not my call
You couldn't ever love me more
You couldn't love me more
You couldn't love...
Me - I don't show much
It's not that hard to hide you
See in a moment
I can't remember how to
Be all you wanted
I couldn't ever love you more
I couldn't love you more
I couldn't love...
You want me to cry and play my part
I want you to sigh and fall apart
We want this like everyone else
Stay if you want to
I always wait to hear you say
There's a last kiss
For all the times you run this way
It's not my fault
You couldn't ever love me more
You couldn't love me more
You couldn't love...
Love me more
Couldn't ever love me more
I couldn't love you more
I couldn't love
You want me to lie not break your heart
I want you to fly not stop and start
We want us like everything else
Maybe we didn't understand
Not just a boy and a girl
It's just the end of the
End of the world
Me - I don't say much
It's far too hard to make you
See in a moment
I still forget just how to
Be all you wanted
I couldn't ever love you more
I couldn't love you more
I couldn't love you more
I couldn't love you more
I couldn't love you more
song performed by by Cure
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Only lie about the future.
quote by Johnny Carson
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
quote by Johnny Carson
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Gimmick...
the couple know what
to show, and what not to
speak about,
that night, they did not
tell us,
they went on a spree,
took the walk
with the neon lights of
Saigon,
posed at the facade of
the Hotel Intercontinental
and the camera
clicked
funny, really funny,
in truth, they cannot afford it.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
quote by Johnny Carson
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
quote by Johnny Carson
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When turkeys mate they think of swans.
quote by Johnny Carson
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Funny Things that Happen.
Funny things that happen quite often to me,
Like going shopping for slippers, and come home without;
Or go out in a tshirt, but find it's back to front I see,
Am I going crazy, what's happening should I shout?
Funny things that happen when you go to ring on the phone,
Then sure it's the right number, but a man says I've been here a year;
So you end up finding the man is your neighbor in his home,
So you gasp for an excuse, to get off the line, realizing he's so near.
Funny things that's happened to my dad one day,
He couldn't find his glasses, that were on his nose;
Where did you two put them now, is what he did say,
Even when we tried to show him, he was still full of woes.
Funny things had happened to me a while ago,
When I was engaged, a doctor thought I was a wife;
He had not read the history, if he had it would show,
But we just laughed, another funny story to my life.
poem by Margaret Haig
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Where's Aldo
The cream of the crop, is no longer here,
It's not that I miss him, or am in tears.
It's just that there's no more funny poems and works.
With mispelled words and and funny little quirks.
But I don't miss Aldo, there's another moron,
Who is just begging, to be picked on.
JOHNNY NAVARRO
poem by Johnny Navarro
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According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
quote by Jim Fowler
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We're more effective than birth control pills.
quote by Johnny Carson
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Johnny Stew
Written by lindsey buckingham.
Johnny, oh johnny,
Where do you roam?
Well always remain here,
So dont leave us alone.
Some say they knew him,
And some just left him alone.
Johnny, oh johnny,
Where do you roam?
Johnny, johnny, johnny!
(everybodys talking about the amazing johnny stew.)
Johnny, johnny, johnny!
(everybodys talking about the amazing johnny stew.)
It takes a worried man, now,
To sing a worried song.
Johnny, oh johnny,
I know you were not wrong.
song performed by by Lindsey Buckingham
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There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
quote by Tom Leykis
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I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
quote by Victoria Jackson
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