I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
quote by Billy Connolly
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Related quotes
We may always depend on it that algebra, which cannot be translated into good English and sound common sense, is bad algebra.
quote by William Kingdon Clifford
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
quote by Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Maths
Algebra and Geometry are the two branches of maths
Which makes us think and we are in a fuss!
It is the best subject of education
For achieving good marks we need
dedication, determination and devotion
Algebra is well known for its equation,
Geometry for its proofs and theorems.
If we practise these subjects regularly
And master these coming out with flying colours
We will be someone like Aryabhatta or Pythagoras.
poem by Green Peace
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
Vivien’s Song
at the l.l.a. examination
In Algebra, if Algebra be ours,
x and x2 can ne'er be equal powers,
Unless x=1, or none at all.
It is the little error in the sum,
That by and by will make the answer come
To something queer, or else not come at all.
The little error in the easy sum,
The little slit across the kettle-drum,
That makes the instrument not play at all.
It is not worth correcting: let it go:
But shall I? Answer, Prudence, answer, no.
And bid me do it right or not at all.
poem by Robert Fuller Murray
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
Learn
when broken
learn
when happy
learn
when bored
learn
when you float and does not know what to do
learn just the same
when filled with idealism
learn
when fed with what you cannot swallow
learn again
when the times get rough and you want to kill yourself
learn, learn, learn
you still have many things to learn
faces of life
bodies of life
learn, learn, learn everything
do not surrender
for in truth, you do not do what you only want
you will also do what you are told to do
no questions asked
or you will be left out
or you will be not a part of the picture
this life
learn, learn, learn, always learn
do not surrender
live, learn, live, learn
you will soon do all that others will tell you
learn, learn and learn again
and sooner you will have learned everything
and then do what you want to do
with firm conviction
you know now what is right
and that is what you will do,
now without even being told
you have become yourself
but still learn, learn, and learn again
because
you might be wrong,
try thinking some more, learn
relearn, learn, learn, learn, forevermore....
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
Mathematical Reasons
We have algebra and geometry,
And all the waters of education.
Long summers possess long issues,
The doors and windows open for the long-life.
Forming a reason for living is inside nature,
Natural reasons turn into recognised truths;
Returning the gestures of the night.
How do players of the night relax?
With algebra is a letter for the night,
And geometry shows us its shape.
poem by Naveed Akram
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
I learn
I learn when I teach others
I learn when I listen
I learn when I read
I learn from children
I learn from animals
I learn from nature
I learn how to breathe
I learn how to live
I learn how to love
I learn how to be a human being
I'm always learning ...
poem by Viorel Vintila
Submitted by anonym
Vote! | Copy!
Oh Well, Ill Never Learn
Looking up at the sign
It said: please keep away
And so in I ran
You see ...
Ill never learn
Oh, Ill never learn
Ill never learn
Chapter one again
Here I go again
I found a fountain of youth
And I fell in
How could I ever win ?
Ill never learn
Ill never learn
Ill never learn
Why should I mind ?
Why should I care ?
Ill never learn
Ill never learn
song performed by by Morrissey
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
You Learn
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone
I recommend walking around naked in your living room
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach)
Wait until the dust settles
You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
I recommend biting off more then you can chew to anyone
I certainly do
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time
Feel free
Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind)
Hold it up (to the rays)
You wait and see when the smoke clears
You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do)
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend
You live you learn
You love you learn
You cry you learn
You lose you learn
You bleed you learn
You scream you learn
You grieve you learn
You choke you learn
You laugh you learn
You choose you learn
You pray you learn
You ask you learn
You live you learn
song performed by by Alanis Morissette from Jagged Little Pill
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
quote by Fran Lebowitz
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
121
When the Deity pens poetry
algebra's the chosen stanza
poem by Morgan Michaels
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
You live, you learn You love, you learn You cry, you learn You lose, you learn You bleed, you learn You scream, you learn
quote by Alanis Morissette
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
I have seen men fly bombers with their faces half- blown away. You're going to allow a few algebra formulas to ground you
quote by Robin Green
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Arithmetic! Algebra! Geometry! Grandiose trinity! Luminous triangle! Whoever has not known you is without sense!
quote by Comte de Lautreamont
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Around 1967 Dan Bobrow wrote a program to do algebra problems based on symbols rather than numbers.
quote by Marvin Minsky
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
quote by Edward W. Howe
Submitted by Lucian Velea
Vote! | Copy!
Knowledge is to remove ignorance
Learn science to know the world.
Learn psychology to know your mind.
Learn philosophy to know your soul.
Learn history to know the past.
Learn not astrology to know the future.
02.06.2001, Pmdi
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!
You Who Have Never Been There....
what then doth the bird
learn from the cage?
what doth the bare limb
learn from the snow?
what doth the starving child
learn from his hunger?
what doth the homeless man
learn from the lighted window?
what doth the oppressed
learn from his oppression?
what doth the one discriminated against
learn from discrimination?
what doth the hopeless one
learn from his despair?
is it that easy for you to know,
you who have never been there?
poem by Eric Cockrell
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!