If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.

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The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.

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Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

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A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

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I want to be all used up when I die.

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I'm sick of f\%king Facebook,
sick of emails,
sick of people talking,
sick of my work radio beeping,
I'm sick of words.

I am being cluttered to death by words....
I am sick of listening to crazies on the bus,
sick of television spewing out banality.

Sick of voices, sick of billboards, sick of typing.

I am word sick.

I am sick of people
The more they let me know them the less I care.
I don't care what your baby did.
don't give a f$ck about what you ate for dinner.
I don't even f*ckin care if your grandpa died.
Sick, sick, sick, I am making myself sick
just writing this sh#t down.
Nothing anyone has to say is of any importance at all
that includes me.
I am drowning in words, and voices, and mundane ideas.

I am sick of people trying to 'set the world on fire'
But I do wish them luck....

because some men just want to see the world burn.

I'm sick of f&cking texts and even more sick of phone calls.
I am sick of adverts on the telly.

I am fed up with peoples life stories.

I don't care what you have been through,
as long as you will let me sleep with you.

And I will only sleep with you
if you promise to wear a ball gag.

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Better never than late.

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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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I'd like to be the person I could have been but never was.

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I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

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You cannot be a hero without being a coward.

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

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In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

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