I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'
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Paris Can Wait
Diane Lane, Alec Baldwin, Arnaud Viard, Cedric Monnet
by Eleanor Coppola from Paris Can Wait (2016)

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I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
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I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.
quote by Paris Hilton

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Americans In Paris
Americans in Paris
rarely will embarrass
the Frenchies,
who, when they’re in Manhattan
regard as ill-begotten
our wenches,
since they don’t give French kisses
like those a Frenchman’s missus
provides.
Unlike the taxi horn
George scouted, Frenchmen scorn
as girl guides
without baton
Manhattan.
Inspired by a TV performance of “American in Paris” by George Gershwin, performed by the NY Philharmonic conducted by Alan Gilbert in a New Year’s eve concert that included five Cole Porter songs sung by Thomas Hampson, including “Why Gay Paree? ” a favorite of Hampson, who was interviewed by Alec Baldwin before the performance.
12/31/09
poem by Gershon Hepner

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Down with Dukes of Hazzard!
quote by Alec Baldwin

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I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
quote by Paris Hilton

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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
quote by Alec Baldwin

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Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.
quote by Alec Baldwin

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There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time.
quote by Alec Baldwin

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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
quote by Daniel Baldwin

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I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.
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I feel I'm two people: I have my interest in acting and I have a lot of other political interests I'd like to pursue.
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I tell people, if you really want me to look that good, why don't you cough up about $2 million more and hire Alec or Billy? If you want me to do it, this is what you get.
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To be in this business and have tremendous integrity and only make distinguished choices is very tough.
quote by Alec Baldwin

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You have actors who begin at a certain young age and there's very little change in their technique and the depth of their performances; they're the same 30 years later.
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To Rome with Love [Monica Is Coming to Stay]
Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Greta Gerwig
by Woody Allen from To Rome with Love (2012)

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Rock of Ages [What about Drew]
Diego Boneta, Julianne Hough, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand
from Rock of Ages (2012)

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Doing these parts is not fun. It's challenging, but no fun. It's creepy. I would rather play the guy that throws the touchdown pass and gets carried off the field.
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It's Complicated
John Krasinski, Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin, Rita Wilson
from It's Complicated (2009)

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Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately.
quote by Alec Baldwin

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