Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
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Fluke
A successful stroke of luck?
Bestowed upon someone...
Who is both surprised and amazed,
By a sudden fuss stirred up?
Oh. Is that what that is?
Perhaps that would be true...
For those finding something new,
To chew on or 'seep' to brew about!
However...
What is being witnessed here,
Is far from the definition of a fluke!
This 'fluke' has been in preparation...
For many, many, many years!
A lifetime spent in spinning 'flukeness'
To perfection!
And that is why the attention,
Does not excite the one who has sacrificed!
See that blood on the trail?
To whom do you think it belongs?
Fluke my...
Aspirations!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

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Lois Spears
Here lies the body of Lois Spears,
Born Lois Fluke, daughter of Willard Fluke,
Wife of Cyrus Spears,
Mother of Myrtle and Virgil Spears,
Children with clear eyes and sound limbs --
(I was born blind)
I was the happiest of women
As wife, mother and housekeeper,
Caring for my loved ones,
And making my home
A place of order and bounteous hospitality:
For I went about the rooms,
And about the garden
With an instinct as sure as sight,
As though there were eyes in my finger tips --
Glory to God in the highest.
poem by Edgar Lee Masters

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life!
Life (2nd attempt in writing a song)
What is life?
Life is sometimes great
Sometimes nothing
Most of the time it moves in circle
Though many a time it goes straight
Life is very easy
When you relinquish your dreams
It is very hard
When you want a thing to achieve
What is life?
Life is sometimes great
Sometimes it is nothing
Name fame in life is a game
of pray and hard work
Some one may get some thing
By virtue of a good luck
But things will never come again and again
As life is never a fluke
If you want to achieve some thing concrete
You have to rub your butt against a thorn or prick.
What is life?
Life is very deadly joyful
When you succeeds in love
Life is a lake of tasteless tears
When you have a success in failures.
poem by Abdul Wahab

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The fact that I got Drugstore Cowboy at all was a fluke.
quote by Kelly Lynch

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A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
quote by Jack Nicklaus

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The title of the poems was The Only Bar in Dixon. We sent it out to The New Yorker on a fluke, and they took them and printed all three in the same issue.
quote by James Welch

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The real excitement and big deal for me started when I got cast in the first X-Men, which was sort of a fluke.
quote by Shawn Ashmore

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The Number 7 Bus
Good fortune, luck, happenstance,
a twist of fate, a fluke
that I caught the number 7 bus
and sat right next to you.
poem by Ruth Walters

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Flu-like
it is flu-like
this fluke of this
universe
this feverish feeling
of loneliness
i am alone on this
vast desert
on my night
with the wind
you are the
farthest star
poem by Ric S. Bastasa

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There is a price for popularity. Critics look for your weaknesses, your flaws, anything that makes the work seem like a fluke and not seem worthy of all the attention it's getting.
quote by Terry McMillan

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I wasn't campaigning for a role in a Hollywood television series, it was a fluke. So you've got to have a measure of good luck, you really have, being in the right place at the right time.
quote by Patrick Stewart

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In sports, you simply aren't considered a real champion until you have defended your title successfully. Winning it once can be a fluke; winning it twice proves you are the best.
quote by Althea Gibson

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Newman's Own...
'Fast Eddie', 'Cool Hand Luke'
Icon Paul Newman could do it all
Good looks, talent were no fluke
Did big things while staying small
RIP Mr Newman
ROTMS
poem by Ray Lucero

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I will never sign to a major record label again. If, by some mega fluke, a record of mine looked like it might break big, I'd try and do it via an indie or somehow license it. I'm not having my music owned by those corporate bastards again.
quote by Malcolm Wilson

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Alfred Moir
Why was I not devoured by self-contempt,
And rotted down by indifference
And impotent revolt like Indignation Jones?
Why, with all of my errant steps
Did I miss the fate of Willard Fluke?
And why, though I stood at Burchard's bar,
As a sort of decoy for the house to the boys
To buy the drinks, did the curse of drink
Fall on me like rain that runs off,
Leaving the soul of me dry and clean?
And why did I never kill a man
Like Jack McGuire?
But instead I mounted a little in life,
And I owe it all to a book I read.
But why did I go to Mason City,
Where I chanced to see the book in a window,
With its garish cover luring my eye?
And why did my soul respond to the book,
As I read it over and over?
poem by Edgar Lee Masters

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I read a book
I read a book
Not to enhance my looks
I read a book
Maybe to avoid being a crook
I read a book
Not just to learn how to cook
I read a book
To ascertain how to defend my rights
Not just to acquire knowledge
Reading a book I pledge,
Is one of the roads to the light
I read a book
To understand how a kings territory
Is defended with pieces such as the rook
I read a book
So there will be no questions asked
When I count correctly what you took
I read a book
So that I play not ignorant
Now on life I’ve a different outlook
I read a book
So if I come up with all the right answers
I will know for sure it is not merely a fluke
Copyright 2006 - Sylvia Chidi
poem by Sylvia Chidi

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Just A Fluke
Silent fight, sudden delight over oil and fibre,
We cherish new faith of wool, of all the doctor.
Round and straight, around my little finger
Hangs much vision to be divorce, then linger.
My name terrifies none but the crude, the liars,
Who fix messengers on their face to tell dealers.
Clouded in vision stayed a demon to rebuke,
He is devil as often as satanic ghosts - just a fluke!
poem by Naveed Akram

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In Times Of Separation
when a man leaves you
cry not my sister
you deserve much better
the man who leaves you is blind, swindler
crippled, lame, impotent, deaf mute,
bad breath, flaccid, moron, fluke, puke, mote,
you deserve much better
he junked you then junk him dear
cry not my dear sister
i had been there
but if you cry, cry it out
my shoulder is a beach resort.
poem by Ric S. Bastasa

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I need my freedom
I need my freedom
As much as I need my bread
I need my thoughts to roam free
Even long after I am dead
I need my freedom
As much as I need the sun's ray
I need my mind without a chain
I can't wait to be free for some other day
I need my freedom
Would like to be as free as a brook
I need it in every breath I take
Not off and on as if in a fluke
I'm born free
I need my mind and heart to share
I need every one to be free
Before into the dark hole I retire
Desideratum
i
you are the fluke of the universe
you are less than the trees and the stars
and you have no right to be here.
ii
you are the child of the universe
you are no less than the trees and the stars
and by all mean
you have the right to be here
iii
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poem by Ric S. Bastasa

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