Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
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Senator Kerry voted to undermine the troops in the field, and that is not only inexcusable, it is reprehensible.
quote by John Ensign
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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
quote by Dennis Miller
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I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that.
quote by Paris Hilton
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Senator Kerry says he sees two Americas. It makes the whole thing mutual - America sees two John Kerrys.
quote by Dick Cheney
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I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.
quote by Paris Hilton
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Yesterday, When I Was Mad
Yesterday (yesterday yesterday)
Yesterday (yesterday yesterday)
Yesterday (yesterday yesterday) when i was mad
Yesterday (yesterday yesterday) when i was mad
Darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good
I enjoyed it, though, of course, no one understood
A word of what was going on, they didn't have a clue
They couldn't understand your sense of humour like i do
You're much too kind
I smiled with murder on my mind
Yesterday, when i was mad
And quite prepared to give up everything
Admitting, i don't believe
In anyone's sincerity, and that's what's really got to me
Yesterday (yesterday yesterday)
Yesterday (yesterday yesterday) when i was mad
song performed by by Pet Shop Boys
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George Bush, Dick Cheney, every one of the speakers praised John Kerry's war record. No one said he was unfit. They said he has terrible judgment, and that's his record as a senator. Nobody questioned his military record.
quote by Peter King
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Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue.
quote by George W. Bush
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I can think of a lot of words to describe Senator Kerry's position on Iraq; ""consistent"" is not one of them.
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The fact is that we wouldn't be in Iraq if it weren't for Democrats like Senator Kerry.
quote by Howard Dean
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My position is not that John Kerry is either Jesus Christ or the prophet Mohammad. My position is that John Kerry is the possibility of restarting politics.
quote by Todd Gitlin
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If Senator Kerry decides to join us for an hour, then we may only use one or two brief clips. And use the bulk of what he has to tell us as part of that program.
quote by Mark E. Hyman
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That's hot.
quote by Paris Hilton
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John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'
quote by Craig Kilborn
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I believe that any candidate who supports the war should not receive our support. It doesn't matter if they're Senator Clinton or whoever.
quote by Cindy Sheehan
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I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him whenever they appeared together. Imagine being part of a crowd enraptured by the presence of Bill Clinton, and then having to listen to a speech by John Kerry!
This is Earth. Isn't it hot?
quote by Paris Hilton
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I don't really think, I just walk.
quote by Paris Hilton
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I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.
quote by Paris Hilton
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What's a soup kitchen?
quote by Paris Hilton
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