Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
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Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
quote by Hubert H. Humphrey
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To the Reader
As you read, a white bear leisurely
pees, dyeing the snow
saffron,
and as you read, many gods
lie among lianas: eyes of obsidian
are watching the generations of leaves,
and as you read
the sea is turning its dark pages,
turning
its dark pages.
poem by Denise Levertov
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Never give up on anybody.
quote by Hubert Humphrey
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It is not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
quote by Hubert Humphrey
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The Zombie's Wife
The zombie's wife
has a dowager's hump
and never sees the sky.
On her way to church
she steps on ants
and swipes at every fly.
Her husband Humphrey
stays at home
and scours the house
for the squeaky mouse
his wife says got inside.
Winter's coming
and the larder's bare
so Humphrey wants
his wife to fix
the mouse for supper
fricasseed or fried.
poem by Donal Mahoney
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The right to be heard does not autmatically include the right to be taken seriously.
quote by Hubert Humphrey
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We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.
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The President is the people's lobbyist.
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To err is human. To blame someone else is politics.
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Never answer a question from a farmer.
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Freedom is the most contagious virus known to man.
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
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There are incalculable resources in the human spirit, once it has been set free.
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Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.
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The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
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Hubert, a speech doesn't have to be eternal to be immortal.
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There are those who say to you - we are rushing this issue of civil rights. I say we are 172 years late.
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There are not enough jails, not enough police, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
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