My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
quote by Carrot Top
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I'd like to do a comedy with Emma Thompson. I admire her as an actress so much. I love her. And I didn't know it until recently that her whole career started in comedy.
quote by Gene Wilder
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I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.
quote by Carlos Alazraqui
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It's fun to do a comedy and hook people in and then hoodwink them into watching a serious movie. I like to lead in with the comedy and then hit them over the head with a drama.
quote by Reese Witherspoon
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You Said
Verse 1
It was you, it was me
It was love, it was real
We would touch, we would kiss
And wed love the way it feel
It was time spent together
Leaving all the world behind
And I thought it would last
But only time would tell, so I waited on time
Pre-Hook
How could you be so selfish
Never once did you compromise
And you wonder why Im trippin
Shake my head and close me eyes
How could you never listen
When I try to talk to you
And you knew something was missing
When Im running from the truth
Hook
Baby you said (You would never leave me)
Said you (Always be there for me)
I cant (Understand the reason)
Why you (Why you want to play me)
You said (You would never leave me)
Said you (Always be there for me)
I cant (Understand the reason)
Why you (Why you want to play me)
Verse 2
Remember when, we would chill
You would tell me how you feel
You wanted me, you needed me
The only one to ease your mind
I was caught by surprise
To hear you say you want to leave
But its cool if you gotta go
Then go ahead and leave, Im gonna be alright
Pre-Hook
Hook x2
Bridge
You used to be in love and you used to be so good
You used to drive me so crazy
Now is the time when you were loving me like you should
Back in the day you were my baby
You used to be in love and you used to be so good
You used to drive me so crazy
Now is the time when you were loving me like you should
Back in the day you were my baby
Hook x2
song performed by by 112
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At those times I got into... I suppose you call it a rut. I used to do comedy, comedy, comedy and I suddenly thought I ought to break away from this somehow.
This Time's For Real
Why do you tell me all these lies?
I just want to live my life
I don't want to leave my dreams behind
Tell me
Why am I only getting older?
My patience getting shorter
I'm running out of time
And I hope that I get what I wanted
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
Why do you make me feel denied?
Always pushing me aside
You do not decide what's wrong or right
Tell me
Why am I feeling so much pressure?
Am I searching for the answer?
I'm running out of time
And I hope that I get what I wanted
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
song performed by by Ill NiO
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This Time's For Real
Why do you tell me all these lies?
I just want to live my life
I don't want to leave my dreams behind
Tell me
Why am I only getting older?
My patience getting shorter
I'm running out of time
And I hope that I get what I wanted
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
Why do you make me feel denied?
Always pushing me aside
You do not decide what's wrong or right
Tell me
Why am I feeling so much pressure?
Am I searching for the answer?
I'm running out of time
And I hope that I get what I wanted
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?
song performed by by Ill NiO
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When Love Starts Talkin
I thought I had my life worked out
I thought I knew what it was all about
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
I had my mind on the open road
I thought I knew where I wanted to go
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
(chorus)
When love starts talkin
You got no choice
But to shut up and listen
Its a powerful voice
Open the door
And let it walk in
Thats what you gotta do
When love starts talkin
I thought I had it wrapped up neat and nice
I didnt need nobodys advice
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
(repeat chorus)
I thought I heard it all before
I thought I didnt need to hear no more
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Love started talkin
song performed by by Wynonna Judd
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When Love Starts Talkin
I thought I had my life worked out
I thought I knew what it was all about
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
I had my mind on the open road
I thought I knew where I wanted to go
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
(chorus)
When love starts talkin
You got no choice
But to shut up and listen
Its a powerful voice
Open the door
And let it walk in
Thats what you gotta do
When love starts talkin
I thought I had it wrapped up neat and nice
I didnt need nobodys advice
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
(repeat chorus)
I thought I heard it all before
I thought I didnt need to hear no more
Then love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Your love started talkin
Love started talkin
song performed by by Wynonna Judd
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It's a great counter to doing the soap because it's a comedy. It's real physical comedy.
quote by Corbin Bernsen
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Burden
Always a do or die situation
You can only see in black and white
But you never thought, never thought that I'd be
A little different this time, and
Not every color that you will see
Is the real one every time
Let me clue you in on complexity
And everybody is so very fine
And I didn't mean to be a burden
Just thought I'd share a little light
But I thought you needed to know something
Something that comes from the inside
Something that comes from the inside
And as you wasted time playing detective
Is it to figure out my mystery?
Well let me tell you now that I'm no secret
'Cause I can sin before you righteously
And I didn't mean to be a burden
Just thought I'd share a little light
But I thought you needed to know something
Something that comes from the inside
Something that comes from the inside
Something that comes from the inside
Don't grow bored too quickly
I haven't finished yet
I know it must be painful
To hear what's left unsaid
Don't refuse
It's no use
You can not run from this
Just sit still
And listen
Listen to all you missed
But it's always a do or die situation
You can only see in black and white
But you never thought, never thought that I'd be
A little different this time
And I didn't mean to be a burden
Just thought I'd share a little light
But I thought you needed to know something
Something that comes from the inside
Something that comes from the inside
Something that comes from the inside
song performed by by Vanessa Carlton
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I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating each other and towards the end they're good friends. I liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning, and they're crazy.
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Whatever You Want Ft. Joe Budden
Intro:
Once again it's on
And we gonna ride out once again til dawn
Cut the lights out once againtil morn
Keep the lights out til the end of the song
Verse 1:
You feelin me and it's got you all fired up,up,up
Tryin to walk away, cause you don't want your heart tied up,up,up
(Pre-chorus)--still part of verse 1
But I can feel the proof when your holding me
Like to let you think your controlling me
Even thought that aint the deal
When I want I take the wheel and I know
Cant hide that your really into me
Hold is so tight I can barley breathe
Cause you know I keep it real
Giving you what you can feel
Hook:(2x's)
Whatever you want I got it
Whatever you need that's me
Feelin' the flow dont stop it
Whatever you'll need I'll be
Verse 2:Your frontin' like, you dont want know one to know
But it's in your eyes,that you don't want me to go
(Pre-Chorus)
(Hook)
Joe Budden:
We gonna get it started,ok
Now go get the party jumpin' like me
Who crunk it like me
Lotta guys here but none is like me
Though some could try to be
With two or three chains up under the white tee
And I got two or three dames that's comin tonight see em
Done goodnight leave like one, Aight peace
Only Mike puts up numberlike these
And he's no longer playin
But neither am I
So what Im saying is hop in that deuce seater with I
Cause you know when them boots and the vita she fly
Other dudes act too cheap with the pie
Wont drop a few pennies or cop you a guinea
But I'll cop you as many
Toast to the bottles all empty like pardon the Bravado in me
Us two that's a plan somehow
Get to know each other later let's dance for now
Come on
Breakdown:
Whatever you wan... Im here for you...AAAHHHHH'S
Whatever you need that's me, What ever you want AAAHHH'S
(Hook Out)
Dadadada...Da
song performed by by Christina Milian
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Whatever U Want
Intro:
Once again it's on
And we gonna ride out once again til dawn
Cut the lights out once againtil morn
Keep the lights out til the end of the song
Verse 1:
You feelin me and it's got you all fired up,up,up
Tryin to walk away, cause you don't want your heart tied up,up,up
(Pre-chorus)--still part of verse 1
But I can feel the proof when your holding me
Like to let you think your controlling me
Even thought that aint the deal
When I want I take the wheel and I know
Cant hide that your really into me
Hold is so tight I can barley breathe
Cause you know I keep it real
Giving you what you can feel
Hook:(2x's)
Whatever you want I got it
Whatever you need that's me
Feelin' the flow dont stop it
Whatever you'll need I'll be
Verse 2:Your frontin' like, you dont want know one to know
But it's in your eyes,that you don't want me to go
(Pre-Chorus)
(Hook)
Joe Budden:
We gonna get it started,ok
Now go get the party jumpin' like me
Who crunk it like me
Lotta guys here but none is like me
Though some could try to be
With two or three chains up under the white tee
And I got two or three dames that's comin tonight see em
Done goodnight leave like one, Aight peace
Only Mike puts up numberlike these
And he's no longer playin
But neither am I
So what Im saying is hop in that deuce seater with I
Cause you know when them boots and the vita she fly
Other dudes act too cheap with the pie
Wont drop a few pennies or cop you a guinea
But I'll cop you as many
Toast to the bottles all empty like pardon the Bravado in me
Us two that's a plan somehow
Get to know each other later let's dance for now
Come on
Breakdown:
Whatever you wan... Im here for you...AAAHHHHH'S
Whatever you need that's me, What ever you want AAAHHH'S
(Hook Out)
Dadadada...Da
song performed by by Christina Milian
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I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed.
quote by Carl Reiner
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When I first started acting, I started in opera and had a great desire to play grand, tragic characters. I got sidetracked in musical theater and ended up doing a lot of comedy.
quote by Leslie Easterbrook
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I suddenly realized that comedy, for me, was just being honest, and playing it for real. I've seen so many wonderful actors who turn into creatures from another planet when they're told they are supposed to be playing comedy.
quote by Bea Arthur
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Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.
quote by Colin Firth
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It's quite ironic I suppose, it's that thing about being in a group when you all start out as friends and then invariably end up hating each other. So I just thought they needed telling really, in case they were labouring under the apprehension that they were still friends.
quote by Peter Hook
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Let Me Be A Fool
You take the crown,
I'll zip my lips,
I SWEAR.....
zip, zip, zip....zip my lips
lip, lip, lip...oops,,, zips no lip
oh! I can't even mug up
I was not permitted in to a school;
la..la..la.. look I AM A PROUD FOOL! !
I veiled my eyes with a black tape
I resist as I hate to ape.
You scolded me and she gave me a scornful look
I won't complain as I am the bait of your hook.
hook, hook, hook,....hook my book
book, book, your hook, my book,,,,, ooops! !
I am not poor, let me make it clear
You be the King, but, LET ME BE A FOOL! !
poem by Bharat Bhushan
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