I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
quote by Phyllis Diller
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Bit in the middle
I work forty miles from home,
so I drive eighty miles a day.
I quite enjoy the journey
it give me time to pray.
I rise at six thirty each moning
so I can get an early start.
I leave work at five thirty,
in the winter I just drive in the dark.
I don't mind all the driving,
in fact it gives me a rest.
It's just the work in the middle
thats the bit that I detest.
poem by Maurice Diplock
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Me & My BoyFriend (feat. 2Pac)
(Look for me, look for me)
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Down the ride till the very end just me and my boyfriend
(Look for me, look for me)
Ain't nothing in this world that I wouldn't do
When it comes to being around you
You baby home boy
Don't you know that I would die if I had to live without you
Always there to wipe my tears
Been thinking all these years
I'm living for life with you
My love is true, you're all I need
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Down the ride till the very end just me and my boyfriend
(Look for me, look for me)
Even if the world would end tonight
I know that I would have you by my side
So plainly ******* boy
That you took my pain away
Cuz only you can heal my heart, yeah-iiee
When you didn't have enough
You made sure that I was taken care of
I'm laying my life for you
I'll ride for you, you're all I need
And he's got (finally) my love (please believe)
And this smile (can't believe), uuoooo (can't you see)
And he's got (finally) my mind (can't believe)
Oh baibe (can't you see), uuoooo [X 2]
(Look for me)
(All I need baibe) All I need in this life of sin is me & my boyfriend
(This is for you and me) Ride with me to the very end just me & my boyfriend
(And all I need yeah yeah) All I need in this life of sin is me & my boyfriend
(All I need ) Down the ride till the very end (yes indeed yeah) just me & my boyfriend
(Me and my boyfriend)
He makes me feel so good inside,
He keeps me satisfied
And he gonn make it right (Me & my boyfriend)
Gonn be there with me oh yeah, even until the end
He is my everything (Me & my boyfriend)
Will be as Bonnie and Clyde
And we gonna always ride
Be right by his side (Me & my boyfriend)
Baby take good care of me
He's always there for me,
He's really all I need
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend (all I need)
Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
(Me & my boyfriend, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
(All I need) Down the ride till the very end just me & my boyfriend
(Me & my boyfriend) All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
(Me & my boyfriend) Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
(Me & my boyfriend) All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
(All I need) Down the ride till the very end just me and my boyfriend
Me & my boyfriend mmm mmm mmm
Ohhh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Ohhh yeah yeah yeah
song performed by by Toni Braxton
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Me & My Boyfriend
(look for me, look for me)
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Down the ride till the very end just me and my boyfriend
(look for me, look for me)
Aint nothing in this world that I wouldnt do
When it comes to being around you
You baby home boy
Dont you know that I would die if I had to live without you
Always there to wipe my tears
Been thinking all these years
Im living for life with you
My love is true, youre all I need
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
Down the ride till the very end just me and my boyfriend
(look for me, look for me)
Even if the world would end tonight
I know that I would have you by my side
So plainly ******* boy
That you took my pain away
Cuz only you can heal my heart, yeah-iiee
When you didnt have enough
You made sure that I was taken care of
Im laying my life for you
Ill ride for you, youre all I need
And hes got (finally) my love (please believe)
And this smile (cant believe), uuoooo (cant you see)
And hes got (finally) my mind (cant believe)
Oh baibe (cant you see), uuoooo [x 2]
(look for me)
(all I need baibe) all I need in this life of sin is me & my boyfriend
(this is for you and me) ride with me to the very end just me & my boyfriend
(and all I need yeah yeah) all I need in this life of sin is me & my boyfriend
(all I need ) down the ride till the very end (yes indeed yeah) just me & my boyfriend
(me and my boyfriend)
He makes me feel so good inside,
He keeps me satisfied
And he gonn make it right (me & my boyfriend)
Gonn be there with me oh yeah, even until the end
He is my everything (me & my boyfriend)
Will be as bonnie and clyde
And we gonna always ride
Be right by his side (me & my boyfriend)
Baby take good care of me
Hes always there for me,
Hes really all I need
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend (all I need)
Ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
(me & my boyfriend, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
All I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
(all I need) down the ride till the very end just me & my boyfriend
(me & my boyfriend) all I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
(me & my boyfriend) ride with me to the very end just me and my boyfriend
(me & my boyfriend) all I need in this life of sin is me and my boyfriend
(all I need) down the ride till the very end just me and my boyfriend
Me & my boyfriend mmm mmm mmm
Ohhh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Ohhh yeah yeah yeah
song performed by by Toni Braxton
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My New Boyfriend
(carly simon)
He never makes me feel ashamed
He bounces me high up on his back
He gives me the gold hat when Im jump attacked
My new boyfriend, my new boyfriend
My new boyfriend
Protects me
He defends me
He respects me
He loves me more than you ever did
My new boyfriend isnt just some kid
My new boyfriend, ooh, my new boyfriend
He call in the trumpets for a laugh
He show me the way it was in spain
He give me the golly when Im too insane
My new boyfriend, my new boyfriend
My new boyfriend
Protects me
He defends me
He respects me
He loves me more than you ever did
My new boyfriend isnt just a baby
My new boyfriend isnt just some kid
My new boyfriend, ooh, my new boyfriend
He loves the living daylights out of me
He springs a ladder to the moon
He sings the far side of the tune
Hes a driven, silver lover
He can swim under the covers
Hes a high, gold bouncing lover
Hes a diver and a dreamer
Hes a dolphin in the ocean
Hes a rival of orion
song performed by by Carly Simon
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A Life Of Arctic Sounds
As long as your gone,
I cant apologize
For all the things that I havent said and done
And 100 miles is a long drive inside a car
200
300
400
500 miles is a real long drive inside a car
600 miles is a long drive inside a car
700
800
900 miles is a long long long long ways in a car
1000 miles is a long drive inside a car!!!!!!!
1100 miles is too far inside a car
I wrote my name on the sun(? )
Hey alright I might be goddamned
A life of arctic sounds
Hey alright I might be goddamned
All the sad comedians
Hey alright I might be goddamned
(repeat) I might...be...goddamned.
song performed by by Modest Mouse
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Love Song for You
I have boyfriend
I have boyfriend
But somehow I don't understand
With tears I should call
Like a fool to get calm
I can't sleep
My soul in the night is trapped on a story
I'm really selfish
That guy is so kind
I have boyfriend
I have boyfriend
Every pages of my heart want to be filled
I have boyfriend
I have boyfriend
But something I don't understand
Me, everybody, all of us realize
The backstage story of happiness drama
The one who calls just me
Because he would never do that
Me, everybody, all of us realize
The backstage story of happiness drama
The one who wants to meet just me
Because he would never do that
kimi wa ai no uta
poem by Maria Sudibyo
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A Life Of Artic Sounds
as long as your gone,
i can't apologize
for all the things that i haven't said and done
And100miles is a long drive inside a car
200 ""
300 ""
400 ""
500miles is a REAL LONG DRIVE INSIDE A CAR
600miles is a long drive inside a car
700 ""
800 ""
900 miles is a long long long long ways in a car
1000 miles is a LONG DRIVE INSIDE A CAR!!!!!!!
1100 miles is too far inside a car
I wrote my name on the sun(?)
hey alright i might be goddamned
a life of arctic sounds
hey alright i might be goddamned
all the sad comedians
hey alright i might be goddamned
(repeat)i might...be...goddamned.
song performed by by Modest Mouse
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Taxi Suite (excerpt: 1. After Anacreon)
When I drive cab
I am moved by strange whistles and wear a hat
When I drive cab
I am the hunter. My prey leaps out from where it
hid, beguiling me with gestures
When I drive cab
all may command me, yet I am in command of all who do
When I drive cab
I am guided by voices descending from the naked air
When I drive cab
A revelation of movement comes to me. They wake now.
Now they want to work or look around. Now they want
drunkenness and heavy food. Now they contrive to love.
When I drive cab
I bring the sailor home from the sea. In the back of
my car he fingers the pelt of his maiden
When I drive cab
I watch for stragglers in the urban order of things.
When I drive cab
I end the only lit and waitful things in miles of
darkened houses
Punk Ass Boyfriend
So you stayed in my house for about a year
Ate my food and you drank my beer
You took my money and kept asking for more
You disappeared and didn't close the door, baby
Wuzzup? wuzzup?
Wuzzup? wuzzup?
It's your punkass boyfriend
Then you came around and I bought you a brand new car
I said I loved you, didn't get me very far
Then another round of give that, give me this
Then boom, you were gone
I got the total dis'
Wuzzup? Wuzzup?
So wrong
Wuzzup? Wuzzup?
So wrong
It's your punkass boyfriend
It's your punkass boyfriend
One, two
It's your punkass boyfriend
Clouding up the issue
It's your punkass boyfriend
I just want to kiss you
It's your punkass boyfriend
Clouding up the issue
Listen punk before I turn on you
I just want to kiss you
It's your punkass boyfriend
It's your punkass boyfriend
song performed by by ZZ Top
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Am I The Kind Of Girl Who Could Be Your Boyfriend?
Am i the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
Am i the kind of jill who could play with jacks
Am i the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
The kind of screw that your toolbox lacks
Put on the shoes, come let's go bend the rules
We'll kiss and make up, showing them all
They're straight-laced fools
I'm the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
Am i the kind of woman who could be your man
Let's twist it up
Let's fix it up
Let's bend it up
C'mon now
Let's send it on up
Am i the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
Am i the kind of belle who could be your beau
Am i the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
The kind of buck who could spend your dough
Tear up the ticket, who needs that show tonight
Tear up the ticket, i'll be the groom
And honey you'll be the bride in white
I'm the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
Am i the kind of girl who could be your man
Let's twist it up
Let's send it up
Let's bend it up
C'mon now
Let's fix it up
La la la la la la la
Am i the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
Am i the kind of girl who could be your man
Am i the kind of girl who could be your boyfriend
Am i the kind of girl who could be your man
song performed by by Xtc
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Stations were built at intervals averaging fifteen miles apart. A rider's route covered three stations, with an exchange of horses at each, so that he was expected at the beginning to cover close to forty-five miles - a good ride when one must average fifteen miles an hour.
quote by Buffalo Bill
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I Can See For Miles
I know youve deceived me, now heres a surprise
I know that you have cause theres magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
If you think that I dont know about the little tricks youve played
And never see you when deliberately you put things in my way
Well, heres a poke at you
Youre gonna choke on it too
Youre gonna lose that smile
Beacuse all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
You took advantage of my trust in you when I was so far away
I saw you holding lots of other guys and now youve got the nerve to say
That you still want me
Well, thats as may be
But you gotta stand trial
Because all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
I know youve deceived me, now heres a surprise
I know that you have cause theres magic in my eyes
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah
The eiffel tower and the taj mahal are mine to see on clear days
You thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze
Well, heres a poke at you
Youre gonna choke on it too
Youre gonna lose that smile
Beacuse all the while
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
And miles and miles and miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
I can see for miles and miles
song performed by by Who
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As We Like It
Forty words:
Our love is a Shakespeare Play
Romance from faraway
Just how we wish it to be
From miles and miles across the sea.
Heaven without end!
You make it so my friend...
Forever let it be an Act III Fantasy.
poem by Joyce Hemsley
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A Stranded Girl on a Friday Night
She was weeping when we met
Outside a party store
Where the lonely purchase their wine;
Her boyfriend had left her behind
All sad and lost after a fight,
Most likely, about inconsequential things.
I picked her up, half out of human kindness,
Half to be beside a female body
Despite how red and unhappy her face.
She was a beautiful girl in a simple way,
She wore a plain flowery dress
With some charming appeal I can’t explain.
She tried to express in broken sentences
Why she and her boyfriend were upset;
I mostly heard tears and my boyfriend this,
My boyfriend that,
I tried to act like it was as completely earth shattering
As she thought it was.
She gave me directions to where she lived,
I drove diligently toward that destination
Without any attempts to prolong the drive
While I planned out my own strategy of a pass.
When I finally arrived at her place,
Her face was still red but the tears had dried.
She said, “Thanks, mister, you’re a nice guy.”
She got a little closer to me and touched my hand.
I thought she might kiss me, I thought I might kiss her,
But she scooted on out and made for her house.
I wasn’t expecting any action that night,
I can’t claim disappointment.
But I wish I knew if I should pray
For her and her boyfriend to work things out.
poem by Uriah Hamilton
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My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
quote by Dwight York
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Falling Like Rain
Really brings me down I dont know how
That you can say youre not my kind
Couldnt find a cloud for miles around
Why do you change your story line
It all goes gray again sometimes I dont know when
To come out of the storm
It feels like forty days and forty nights
Ive been beating on your door
Im falling like rain
Oh I i love ya love ya love ya
Falling like rain
Oh I Im coming down around ya I will always think about you
My sentimental ways dont seem to phase you
I dont ever wanna force your hand
If you met me one time just half the way
I could meet you where you are
Just meet me where I am
Cause every now and then youve gotta drive right in
Deeper than deep
You take a chance and then you give the wheel a spin
Anyone can see Im falling like rain
Oh I i love ya love ya love ya
Falling like rain
Oh I Im coming down around ya
I will always think about you
song performed by by Tina Turner
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I Am Your Convenience
Have you lost your wits and gone mad! ?
Those are 'my' friends you just insulted.
'I will admit to the going mad business.
However...
That losing of the wits bit,
I need them to hang on to for future excursions.
Besides...
If it was not for my wits,
I would not have been able to convince you...
I have gone mad.
Now would I? '
You are doing this on purpose,
Aren't you.
'Doing what on purpose? '
Trying to drive me crazy!
You want everyone to believe,
I am the one that is really the nut case.
'Hmmm...
Are you?
And you are the one behind the wheel too.
What else do you want me to admit?
I'll do it.
I just want to get home safe.
After you dropp me off,
You can go anywhere you want.
And...
Keep your eyes on the road.
Unless you 'do' want me to drive.'
I should have left you.
'And what would that have proven?
I am more popular with your friends than you are?
And you would not have had an excuse to leave.
Other than the one of you having a headache.
And it was time for us to go.'
You are an embarrassment.
'No!
I am your convenience.'
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Boyfriend
All the kids down in london
And everybody in new york city
If they listen to that alternative
If there fourteen and lookin pretty
They want me to be their boyfriend
They want me to be their boyfriend
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be
All the girls in the back room
I wont miss em when there gone
Dont you know there aint nobody
Youre the only one that turns me on
Dont you want me to be your boyfriend?
Dont you want me to be your boyfriend?
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
song performed by by Reel Big Fish
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The Sea Of Time.
On that strange sea
Where Man's bark moves as toward eternity,
What sails put forth that are not seen again!
.... Joyous it may be, or in pain,
The mariner doth drive still on and on
Beneath no mortal star,
And to no mortal port — as one
Who may but anchor somewhere so afar,
Not himself recks if he shall reach no more
In that tremendous sea another shore:
He is so like a wave himself at last,
He would toss through the future as the past —
But tethered as a whale is to a wave,
So he might still the one life have
Through all the changes that may be
On that tremendous sea!
poem by Robert Crawford
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Flavor Of The Weak (Radio Edit)
She paints her nails
And she don't know he's got her best friend on the phone
She'll wash her hair his dirty clothes are all he gives to her
And he's got posters on the walls
Of all the girls he wished she was
(Bridge)And he means everything to her
(Chorus)Her Boyfriend he don't know anything about her
He's 2-stonned nintendo
I wish that i could her see
She's just the flavor of the weak
It's friday night and she's all alone
He's a million miles away
She's dressed to kill but the TV's on
He's conected to the sound
And he's got pictures on the walls
Of all the girls he's loved before
(Bridge)And he means everything to her
(Chorus2)Her Boyfriend he don't know anything about her
He's two-stonned nintendo
song performed by by American Hi-Fi
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