Let's face it I am not Joan Collins or Boy George.
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I think dieting is bad for you.
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I don't believe in dieting.
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Dear Joan
Dear joan
Ive almost forgotten, the pane in the window
Blue dress in the doorway
Dear joan
Help me remember, the face I forget
And the traps that Ive sprung
I guess Ive grown tired, its just whats expected of me
To tear your heart from the inside to the outside
You know I was wired, I just couldnt help it
The hundred thousand times I hurt you
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Dear joan, I wanted to say
That Im sorry for the screaming last night
And the nights before
Well Ive wanted more from this
Than anything Ive ever known
Dear joan
Dear joan
Your face has a brightness that Ive never seen
In the years that Ive known you
Dear joan
I pick up the pieces, but some scattered too far
You say they flew when I kicked them
I know you believed when I said it was over
You stood by me patiently waiting and broading
So deeply in love with every face that Ive shown
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Once I forgive, twice Im a fool, three times I wrapped my hands around your neck
While youre sleeping, youre quietly sleeping, sleeping and dreaming
Dear joan
Dont walk out the doorway
Because if you did
I believe I could honestly kill you
(chorus) x 2
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I have a lot of male friends.
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I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
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I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.
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Well I've written four beauty books as well.
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The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them.
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Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.
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I think health is another exceedingly important thing.
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I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person.
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I really feel now like a native New Yorker. And I'm very happy here.
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I'm extremely happy in my life. I consider myself to be very blessed.
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If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.
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The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
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Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.
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The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.
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Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
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I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously; I find that a very tedious attitude.
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And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together.
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