Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
quote by Ray Simard
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Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
We have come through a strange cycle in programming, starting with the creation of programming itself as a human activity. Executives with the tiniest smattering of knowledge assume that anyone can write a program, and only now are programmers beginning to win their battle for recognition as true professionals. Not just anyone, with any background, or any training, can do a fine job of programming. Programmers know this, but then why is it that they think that anyone picked off the street can do documentation? One has only to spend an hour looking at papers written by graduate students to realize the extent to which the ability to communicate is not universally held. And so, when we speak about computer program documentation, we are not speaking about the psychology of computer programming at all - except insofar as programmers have the illusion that anyone can do a good job of documentation, provided he is not smart enough to be a programmer.
Gerald Weinberg in The Psychology of Computer Programming
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Programmers can be lazy.
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In the beginning, there were Real Programmers.
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing.
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.
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My duty as a teacher is to train, educate future programmers.
quote by Niklaus Wirth
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Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened.
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
quote by Larry Wall
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)
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The standard library saves programmers from having to reinvent the wheel.
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Programmers are in the enviable position of not only getting to do what they want to, but because the end result is so important they get paid to do it. There are other professions like that, but not that many.
quote by Linus Torvalds
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Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.
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The tastes of country music fans are not limited to the narrow range defined by consultants and programmers and record company moguls.
quote by Charley Pride
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Sun's role in the grand scheme of development is to work on the runtime environment and the APIs. The tools we produce are much more for systems programmers, not enterprise developers.
quote by John Fowler
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