I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
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They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.
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I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
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The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
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I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
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Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
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All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.
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Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
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I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.
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There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.
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I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
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I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
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I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
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We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.
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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
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The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there.
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I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.
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If Chevy Chase had not been an actor, he might have been a very popular guy in advertising or whatever field he would have gone into, because of his charisma.
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