Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
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Dear Mrs. Reagan
Dear mrs. reagan, i hope you're feeling well
Fighting drugs and abortion will keep you out of hell
Send in the troops, they'll shut the system down
Take away their leaders and replace them all with clowns
Out in the rose garden, time for a speech
Make up your face so it looks like a peach
Aw, nancy dear, what shall i say?
Tell ole ronnie it's all ok.
Oh mrs reagan, mrs reagangun your husband downyou'll collect insurancemake our country sounddear mrs reagan, gun your husband down,save us from this awful fategeorge bush will be our next president!dear mr reagan, your hair is really swellbuy another missile and damn the poor to hellpump up our resources,you'll make us strong abroadforeign country leadersknow that you're a fraudoh ron, you're such a patriotwe think that you're an idioteverybody's singing this timeoh mrs reagan, mrs reagan, gun your husband down,don't this let injustice reign,it's ron you must uncrownoh mrs reagan, gun your husband downsend him out to pasturehis brain cannot be found
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My Spouse Nancy
'Husband, husband, cease your strife,
Nor longer idly rave, Sir;
Tho' I am your wedded wife
Yet I am not your slave, Sir.'
'One of two must still obey,
Nancy, Nancy;
Is it Man or Woman, say,
My spouse Nancy?'
'If 'tis still the lordly word,
Service and obedience;
I'll desert my sov'reign lord,
And so, good bye, allegiance!'
'Sad shall I be, so bereft,
Nancy, Nancy;
Yet I'll try to make a shift,
My spouse Nancy.'
'My poor heart, then break it must,
My last hour I am near it:
When you lay me in the dust,
Think how you will bear it.'
'I will hope and trust in Heaven,
Nancy, Nancy;
Strength to bear it will be given,
My spouse Nancy.'
'Well, Sir, from the silent dead,
Still I'll try to daunt you;
Ever round your midnight bed
Horrid sprites shall haunt you!'
'I'll wed another like my dear
Nancy, Nancy;
Then all hell will fly for fear,
My spouse Nancy.'
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Just say no to drugs!
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Nancy is superstitious.
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A lot of what acting is paying attention.
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I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine.
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The movies were custard compared to politics.
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A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
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My life really began when I married my husband.
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I have very little respect for Nancy Reagan. There is something about her that is very petty.
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I see the first lady as another means to keep a president from becoming isolated.
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I don't talk about political matters. That's not my department.
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I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
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I think people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
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When he hung up on Nancy Reagan, that's when he crossed his final threshold.
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I must say acting was good training for the political life which lay ahead for us.
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to bring up a child. They were exposed to all these crazy things going on.
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I don't expect you'll hear me writing any poems to the greater glory of Ronald and Nancy Reagan.
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