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Did He Have A Passport?
There's a recent book that's just come out
'Bout Jesus by a Hindu
It's a really interesting read
But - if you think like I do -
It raises far more questions than
The few that it can answer
Like if Jesus went abroad
How did he get a passport?
Imagine him signing the forms
And coming to the section
Where it asks you who your father is
And his job or his profession
Now it seems that Jesus did spend time
With sub-continental gurus
So if his passport we could find
His-story would be full proved.
poem by David Keig
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Politically Incorrect Poem 3
The latest European edict from Brussels
commands that horses
must have a passport, with photo...
(our local brewery
still used them for local deliveries -
accountants proved them cheaper;
and of course, great publicity)
How many horses
can you get in one
photo-booth?
And they'll need quite a few more
shit-hot
passport inspectors
so watch that arab stallion
strolling so casually
onto the cross-Channel ferry -
might he....?
poem by Michael Shepherd
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Passport
I have not got my passport
I have not decided to go.
So far I know
There is no place to go.
I have not decided to go
I have not got my passport.
There is no place to go
So far I know.
I am here
My life is here
And there is
No substitute of life.
I know
You know.
poem by Gajanan Mishra
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My face is my passport.
quote by Vladimir Horowitz
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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The silliness travels without passport.
aphorism by Jan Lechicki, translated by Dan Costinaş
Submitted by Dan Costinaş
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Stalking-horse
He was caught in the border by a sentry.
“Hey! You are an illegal immigrant and where is your Passport? ”
'I don’t have that sort of thing and I am a wanderer of world citizen.”
'It’s not an excuse. You should carry your Passport whenever you enter another country.”
“I told you once I don’t have.”
“Your good name please? ”
“Sentimental.”
“You carry my name and your country of birth? ”
“Earth Sir.”
“Parents are living? ”
“Yes. But who knows where? ”
“We have to take you to custody. You seemed to be a Terrorist or a Freak.”
“If you predict that much then I has no any objections. You are holding a weapon and I am a free fall.”
“Tell me exactly what your intention is? ”
“I am seeking an honorary citizenship.”
“That would decide by the court of Law and let’s go in.”
They dragged him to their country.
On the way he said to the sentry “You talked about the funny word [Law].
Immense and it’s happy to hear that your country has law-abiding people.
What do you think of the court’s decision? ”
“Definitely put you into jail.”
“Oh! It’s really ridiculous when an unpractised lawyer who goes to the jail
In the country of walking into the freedom”
poem by Nimal Dunuhinga
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In your dream you can fly anywhere - even without a ticket or passport!
quote by Octav Bibere
Submitted by Kitsy Bush
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Friends and acquaintances are the surest passport to fortune.
quote by Arthur Schopenhauer
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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In the '70s I was in exile; every time I went back I wondered if they'd take my passport away.
quote by Tahar Ben Jelloun
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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
I think one of the great moments of my life was when I could write musician on my passport.
quote by Jon Anderson
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There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
quote by Erma Bombeck
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
quote by Julie Burchill
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Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.
My Irish passport makes me look like a chief of staff for the Provisional IRA.
quote by Jack Higgins
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I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier.
quote by Robert Smith
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I was traveling in Europe with Paul and suddenly realized my passport still said I was Mrs. Sampson.
quote by Shelley Duvall
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My fairy-tale life ended the moment I wanted to apply for a passport.
quote by Joan Chen
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My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen --- no retouching, no shadows, no flattery --- just stark me.
quote by Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
quote by Edward Burnett Tylor
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