There is something of Don Quixote in Don Juan; and vice versa.
aphorism by Alfred Corn

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Fundamental of Liar Chapter LXXIII: Gender
In the past, man can disguise as a woman and vice versa
Because there are clear descriptions between them
And strict rules which separate their behaviors
Now, man can disguise as a woman and vice versa
Because the differentiations almost none
And the use of technology blurs the line between them
poem by Maria Sudibyo

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In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.
quote by Samuel Butler

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I Started Rumors On Myself
It dawned on me...
Several years ago,
That there were folks
In actual discussions
About 'who' I 'was'...
And 'what' I did!
And vice versa!
As 'if' the court had appointed them authorities.
But then again...
You would have to be exposed,
To the environment I currently live in.
One would think,
These folks live just to get up to gossip!
Or look out of the window!
Well anyway,
As I was sayin'...
It dawned on me...
Several years ago,
That there were folks
In actual discussions
About 'who' I 'was'...
And 'what' I did!
And vice versa!
Believing any of that was their business!
Well...
I fixed that!
Yes I did.
I started rumors on myself!
Yes I did...
However,
They weren't the best!
One I heard...
Was so boring,
The person that passed it...
Made attempts to juice it up!
And it 'still' was tired!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

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Arbusto Hotel (a song parody)
tune Elvis' Heartbreak hotel (Chorus 1) [Chorus 2]
Now since Juan left the Pueblo,
He’s found a new place to dwell-
An S.R.O.* in Farmingdale
The Arbusto Hotel
(And Juan is so lonely
Juan is so lonely
He’s missing Juanita
Juan is so lonely, he could cry)
Now Juan waits on the Corner
He’s waiting for a van
They drive away, he mows all day
He’s working for the man.
(And Juan is so lonely
Juan is so lonely
He’s missing Juanita
Juan is so lonely, he could cry)
Since Bush came into office
Immigration laws- a laugh
The rich get their cheap labor
While the Union gets the shaft
(And Juan is so lonely
Juan is so lonely
He’s missing Juanita
Juan is so lonely, he could cry)
Now Juan waits at the Border
Across the Rio Grand [sic]
Juanita wades toward him
With a baby in each hand
[Now Juan isn’t lonely
Juan’s got Juanita
That girl’s Muy Bonita&
Juan’s not so lonely anymore
Now Juan is fat and happy
His life now has a plan
He’s living in Corona
With his large extended Clan
[Repeat 2nd Chorus]
Now Juan is quite unhappy
His futures looking grim
Some Guatemalan immigrant
Just stole his job from him!
poem by John F. McCullagh

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The Last Picasso
Words and music by neil diamond
The last picasso, the last picasso was just acquired by some old museum, and don quixote, well don quixote the old mans rhyme has lost its reason; which only reminds me have I remembered to say that without you this life of plenty, would seem so empty, the last picasso. oh me and you--me oh me oh me oh me and you-- we, we can sigh--me oh me oh me oh me oh we can sigh. the last picasso, the last picasso may gather dust amid the ruins, and don quixote, well don quixote may no longer make his wishful tunes; but I still have you and I will have you when evrything else is gone and done with. well be like one with the last picasso. oh me and you--me oh me oh me oh me oh me and you-- we, we can sigh--me oh me oh me oh me oh we can sigh. oh, me and you--me oh me oh me oh me oh me and you-- we, we can sigh--me oh me oh me oh me oh we can sigh. oh, me and you--we we can sigh me oh me oh me oh we can sign. oh, me and you.
song performed by by Neil Diamond

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Discipline is wisdom and vice versa.
quote by M. Scott Peck

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Until your fortieth it is better to eat than to drink; afterwards it is vice versa.
The government serves the people - not vice-versa.
quote by Joe Wilson

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When law becomes despotic, morals are relaxed, and vice versa.
quote by Honore de Balzac

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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
quote by Alan Perlis

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Oftentimes we love the thing we hate and vice versa.
quote by Andres Serrano

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let mind and heart of man
control the body parts
not vice-versa
quote by by John Celes

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Black holes recycle time in the Universe - but vice versa.
quote by Octav Bibere

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Where the state begins, individual liberty ceases, and vice versa.
quote by Mikhail Bakunin

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Politics are made for everyone's mind, so that nobody should be interested in it. When it comes to money, is just vice-versa!
Octav Bibere

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A good general rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, and vice versa.
quote by Stephen Potter

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There are many sham diamonds in this life which pass for real, and vice versa.
quote by William Makepeace Thackeray

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It is all about marketing; that is where the real craft comes in. The best actors do not necessarily become the biggest stars. And vice versa.
quote by Dirk Benedict

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I hope they get something of interest out of it, but I'd rather they all hate it and I like it, instead of vice versa... I make films to please myself first, and if the audience likes them, all the better.
quote by Terry Zwigoff

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When Roosevelt came along, I approved of his program, generally. I figured an economic system should work for people, not vice versa.
quote by Sargent Shriver

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