30 Minutes or Less [Teddy Bear]
Jesse Eisenberg
from 30 Minutes or Less (2011)
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30 Minutes or Less [Nick Explodes]
Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari
from 30 Minutes or Less (2011)
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I am actually going to two therapists right now. I don't know, I actually feel like therapy has just made me more uncomfortable.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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And I'm sure after Facebook it will be the little cameras that we have implanted into the palms of our hands and we'll be debating whether we should get them, and then we'll all get them.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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To Rome with Love [Monica Is Coming to Stay]
Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Greta Gerwig
by Woody Allen from To Rome with Love (2012)
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I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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Zombieland
Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Abigail Breslin, Amber Heard, Derek Graf
from Zombieland (2009)
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Holy Rollers
Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Bartha, Danny A. Abeckaser, Ari Graynor, Jason Fuchs
Rio [trailer 2]
Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg, Leslie Mann, Rodrigo Santoro, Jake T. Austin
by Don Rhymer from Rio (2011)
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Adventureland
Jesse Eisenberg, Kelsey Ford, Michael Zegen, Ryan McFarland, Jack Gilpin
from Adventureland (2009)
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The joy of acting for me is to be able to experience emotions in a safe environment. You can't scream and cry in the street because everybody will look. If you do it on a movie set, you get applauded.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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The Social Network
Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Joseph Mazzello, Brenda Song
from The Social Network (2010)
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Look, I don't have a Facebook page because I have little interest in hearing myself talk about myself any further than I already do in interviews or putting any more about myself online than there already is. But if I wasn't in this position, I'm sure I would use it every day.
quote by Jesse Eisenberg
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The Social Network [trailer 2]
Andrew Garfield, Jesse Eisenberg, Rashida Jones, Brenda Song, Justin Timberlake
from The Social Network (2010)
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Jesse
Oh jesse, you better start thinkin about saving your neck
Oh jesse, you put on that leather jacket like you put on respect
You got cleats on your boots and a woman who shoots everytime you shuffle out the stage door
And darling jesse, do you know what its all for?
Ah jesse, your manager brought by them eight by ten glossies of your band
Oh jesse, he says you wear cross around your neck and come on with nails in your hands
With your insides showing and your new york band blowin them old chicago blues
Ah jesse, cant you see youre the one jesse
Ah sonny, this time its you
Well jesse, your child is slobbering all over your pants
And jesse, your wife has fallen into a trance
Shes got eyes that tell no lies
Shes seen so many wars
Ah be a good boy jesse, tell her she dont have to look no more.
Well jesse, he knows all the tricks to get the crowd reeling
Oh and jesse, ya he rocks em with that old soul feeling
And he walks off the stage in a self-adoring haze
And gets shoved right out the door
Whoa jesse, cant you see now boy that thats what its all about jesse
Not even time to do that old played out encore
Whoa jesse
song performed by by Bruce Springsteen
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The End of the Tour
Mamie Gummer, Jesse Eisenberg, Anna Chlumsky, Jason Segel, Joan Cusack, Ron Livingston, Mickey Sumner
by Donald Margulies from The End of the Tour (2015)
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Now You See Me 2
Daniel Radcliffe, Mark Ruffalo, Lizzy Caplan, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Dave Franco, Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson
from Now You See Me 2 (2016)
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Now You See Me 2 [trailer 3]
Daniel Radcliffe, Mark Ruffalo, Lizzy Caplan, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Dave Franco, Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson
from Now You See Me 2 (2016)
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Now You See Me 2 [trailer 2]
Daniel Radcliffe, Mark Ruffalo, Lizzy Caplan, Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Dave Franco, Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson
from Now You See Me 2 (2016)
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