Johnny Depp is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian.
quote by Penelope Cruz
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Martian Landscape
* come from the land where
The wheat is still wheat
Where the waters in the rivers is still water
In this land every man lends
A hand when you need it
But your hands are full of life
So you can help yourself and feel it
Its been a long way from the red of my home
From the valleys
And the green plains never ending
Everyone knows that the sun in his land is stronger
And your hands are full of life
If you can only wait just longer
** so let it be a small haven big in your heart
Dont let it turn into a nova
Tryin to climb and climb
Try and forget this place where
I can still find time
To sing in rhyme
.*** martian landscape,
Ill learn to lie in your arms
Where all the freedom is mine and it comes
Martian landscape,
Ill turn my face to your sun
Where your horizon is mine and it comes
* repeat
** repeat
*** repeat
Martian landscape
Martian landscape
song performed by by Ufo
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Pods And Gods
Martian men are coming to earth
they're abducting all of the jerks,
Martian men are coming to earth
Martian men, don't take me
Pods are landing from outer space
Pods are duplicating my face
Pods are landing from outer space
Pods they leave me alone
I don't know what conventions you go to
I don't know what movies you've seen
I don't wanna hear explainations of unexplainable things.
It's not that I don't belive in aliens
It's just, I really dont care.
I wouldn't mind some interplanetary freinds
until they come I'll hang in my own hemisphere
Holy ghost is coming to Earth
Saving souls of all of the jerks
The holy ghost is coming to earth
Savior man don't save me
The number 1 son is flippin the tab
payin for sins and under your hat
the number 2 son is flippin the bill
let me chip in for the tip
I dont understand why you beg for forgiveness
Just b4 you do it again
Is it more altruistic to worship
or actually help fellow man?
Its not that I don't belive in Jesus Christ
Its just I care about other things
the world could certianly use some miracles,
until then I'll put my faith in human beings.
song performed by by NOFX
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Heres Johnny
Heres johnny
There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(hee-eeres johnny!)
Thats his job, its so amazing
All he says is...(hee-eeres johnny!)
I never miss a moment when hes on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line
Heres johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way
...johnny! he says, you know I love him
Heres johnny! he says, and second fiddle is his game
Ed mcmahons his name...all right
Dressed so fine, hes such a cool dude
Hear him say...(hee-eeres johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(hee-eeres johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, you may already be a winner!
A trooper to the end
A clydesdales best friend
Heres johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way
...johnny! he says, you know I love him
Heres johnny! he says, and thats the way he gets his pay
What a living
Oh...(heres johnny! heres johnny!) wo-o-o, no
(heres johnny! heres johnny!) no no no no no no, I dont believe it
(heres johnny!) he says, and everytime its just the same
Ed mcmahons his name
A very special guy...all right
Hes on every night
Cant change the channel
When hes sitting on the panel
(hee-eeres johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!)
Heres johnny! he says, and laughs in his special way
...johnny! he says, you know I love him
Heres johnny! he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed mcmahons his name
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic
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My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.
quote by Casey Affleck
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I'd move to Los Angeles if New Zealand and Australia were swallowed up by a tidal wave, if there was a bubonic plague in England and if the continent of Africa disappeared from some Martian attack.
quote by Russell Crowe
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Martian Child
John Cusack, Bobby Coleman, Amanda Peet, Sophie Okonedo, Joan Cusack
from Martian Child (2007)
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Yoga Hosers
Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, Lily-Rose Melody Depp, Stan Lee, Haley Joel Osment, Natasha Lyonne, Justin Long, Kevin Smith, Genesis Rodriguez
by Kevin Smith from Yoga Hosers (2016)
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The Martian
Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Michael Pena, Sebastian Stan, Sean Bean, Donald Glover, Mackenzie Davis, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jeff Daniels
by Drew Goddard from The Martian (2015)
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The Martian [trailer 2]
Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Kate Mara, Michael Pena, Sebastian Stan, Sean Bean, Donald Glover, Mackenzie Davis, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Jeff Daniels
by Drew Goddard from The Martian (2015)
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Martian Abduction
They spoke to aliens on the bridge,
Who were the faces? What could we envisage?
The aliens subjected us to torture,
When we met them, who was the abductor?
It was a Martian of red colour,
The colour of magic and creature.
I love it not for the pain it created,
And the suffering with which it abducted.
poem by Naveed Akram
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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
quote by Johnny Depp
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I think everybody's nuts.
quote by Johnny Depp
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If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.
quote by Johnny Depp
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Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
quote by Gilbert Gottfried
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I may have a feather duster down my pants.
quote by Johnny Depp
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The Rum Diary [Bastards of the World]
Johnny Depp
by Bruce Robinson from The Rum Diary (2011)
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I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.
quote by Johnny Depp
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There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.
quote by Johnny Depp
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Transcendence [For 130 Thousand Years]
Johnny Depp
by Jack Paglen from Transcendence (2014)
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I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
quote by Johnny Depp
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