It's fun to be a woman. It's fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs.
quote by Eva Mendes
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I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don't wear makeup in real life. It's just part of the gig, that's all.
quote by Bruce Willis
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To Love and Firt Concurrently
Can a woman in love with one
Flirt with another concurrently?
Can a man in love with one
Flirt with another simultaneously?
It does happen in both genders
As flirt is different from love.
Love is the identity driven.
Flirt is the corporal pulls driven.
(27.06.2011)
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Smart Woman
Smart woman (in a real short skirt)
By: jimmy buffett, marshall chapman
1988
This song is about being in my 40's in the 80's. it seems i'm learing more than i'm forgetting.
-- spoken:
"so i told her, ooh you got money of your own? well, that gives me the urge to merge."
Bimbo limbo is where i've been
I know you know that it's wearing me thin
The times are changing, and it's about time
I'm rearrangin' all the guilt in my mind
Chorus:
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman that'll take me home
Take me home
I'm not your macho kind of guy
But i can be so when i'm feeling shy
Hey, baby, where'd you get your good looks
Ooh, babe, i want to carry your books
Chorus:
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman that'll take me home
Take me home
Beauty and brains (beauty and brains)
Best of both worlds (best of both worlds)
Think i can change (think i can change)
If you'll be my, be my, be my girl
Chorus:
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman that'll take me home
Take me home
Chorus:
I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt
Smart woman who knows how to flirt
Smart woman got a mind of her own
Smart woman better take me home
Take me home
song performed by by Jimmy Buffett
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If I Had A Woman Like You
Orbison/dees
Hey young and innocent girl
You dont even know that Im around
One loving your world and he doesnt know what he has found
Oh, I need you so
But you wear a gold wedding ring
If I had a woman, if I had a woman
If I had a woman, a woman like you.
True, you love your man
You love him true like no one can
Uh, what I would do to be in be in his shoes but I understand
Youre beautifully bound
Tied up to loves silver chain
If I had a woman, if I had a woman
If I had a woman, a woman like you.
Twilight finds me alone
Midnight and Im on my own
I have numbers to phone but I dont have a woman like you
I dont have a woman like you
Lie, Id tell a lie
If I said I did not love you
I know very well why all of my dreams cannot come true
Here, I need you here
But you wear a clear diamond stone
If I had a woman, if I had a woman
If I had a woman, a woman like you.
song performed by by Roy Orbison
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Magic's In The Makeup
Can you tell I'm faking it? But I want to be myself
A counterfeit disposition
Can't be good for my health
So many different faces
Depending on the different phases
My personality changes
I'm a chameleon
There's more than one dimension
I can fool you and attract attention
Camouflage my nature
Let me demonstrate...
Makeup's all off
Who am I?
Magic's in the make up
Who am I?
If you bore me then I'm comfortable
If you interest me I'm scared
My attraction paralyzes me
No courage to show my true colors that exist
But I want to be the real thing
But if you catch my eye can't be authentic
The one's I loath are the one's that know me the best
My makeup's all off
Who am I?
The magic's in the make up
Who am I?
The makeup's all off
Who am I?
If the magic's in the make up
Then who am I?
Magic's in the makeup
But I want to be real the thing
But the magic's in the makeup
And I want to be the real thing
My makeup's all off
Who am I?
song performed by by No Doubt from Return Of Saturn
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Ode to have big titties
Ode to have big titties
Instead of these itty, itty, bitties
I would be able to retire, from CEO of the committee
And no more rubber bands, would I have to wear
And when the toilet paper fell out, no one would stare
The men wouldn't run, when the lights came on
They'd know I was a girl and not a lil boy went wrong
Ya see all my problems, they would be solved
For myself, my boyfriend, and all other parties involved
Ode to have big titties
I wouldn't have to try so hard to be witty
I can make demands and act all bitchy
I would be the center of the dance floor
And I could dropp it like it was hot
Oh if I only had more, than what I currently got
HOOTERS here I come, why I could interview just for fun
Or how about Playboy I would be the best one
Perhaps Mrs.December all dressed up in a christmas suit
I would pose chest poked out, in my thigh high boots
If I could just win this contest, I would be so cute
Ode to have big titties
I would be so freakin pretty
I would say good bye to my wonder/water bra's
Having no boobs, why it should be against the law
As I surely would be under a felony arrest
For failure to have possession of any kind of chest
I would have to do time, for life with no breast
Although I would fight, I would certainly protest
That I should have won the holiday hooter contest
Ode to have tig ol bitties
They’d be so big they’d name them after a city
Come one, Come all, to the beautiful city of booberville
The worlds largest breast of mountains and hills
If I ever starred in a movie, It would be titled Boobs gone bad
It’s a comedy/drama that make you laugh and than sad
Or how about Please don’t cry for the boobs I never had
Ode to have a areola, I think I seen it once in a book
Although I cannot seem to find mine, I surely have looked
So Silicone, saliene, or anything you can spare
Cause ya see when I got made, it just wasn’t fair
There wasn’t enough boobs in heaven left for me
And I could not afford them unless their for free
So ya see Mjm, I really need to win this now
So I can walk around and all the boys would say wow
So I am not a foreign girl that wants boobs like a movie star
And I wasn’t hit on by a tax collector at the jackson’s bar
But this is it, this is all I got
So just give me a chance, at least I gave it my best shot
poem by Villie Beebs
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Green Shirt
Theres a smart young woman on a light blue screen
Who comes into my house every night.
And she takes all the red, yellow, orange and green
And she turns them into black and white.
But you tease, and you flirt
And you shine all the buttons on your green shirt
You can please yourself but somebodys gonna get it
Better cut off all identifying labels
Before they put you on the torture table
cause somewhere in the quisling clinic
Theres a shorthand typist taking seconds over minutes
Shes listening in to the venus line
Shes picking out names
I hope none of them are mine
But you tease, and you flirt...
Never said I was a stool pigeon
I never said I was a diplomat
Everybody is under suspicion
But you dont wanna hear about that
cause you tease, and you flirt...
Better send a begging letter to the big investigation
Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?
You tease, and you flirt...
You can please yourself but somebodys gonna get it
You can please yourself but somebodys gonna get it
song performed by by Elvis Costello
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I want to be a guy, but I want to wear a lot of makeup.
quote by Gwen Stefani
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I hardly wear any makeup.
quote by Jules Asner
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During the day I don't wear much makeup.
quote by Denise Richards
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Whenever I don't' have to wear makeup, it's a good day.
quote by Cameron Diaz
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Adjust your makeup to the light in which your wear it.
quote by Helena Rubinstein
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I'm attracted to roles where I don't have to wear makeup.
quote by Robin Tunney
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Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me
quote by Billy Madison
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I like writing better. Because I don't have to wear makeup, I don't have to be thin, and I don't have to remember lines.
quote by Fran Drescher
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Rhymes Stop Here
In this world there are two types,
The normal people and the not so normal,
The normal ones are the ones who wear stripes,
Always dressing as they need to be formal.
The not so normal ones,
Act and dress totally nuts,
Some wear dark makeup by the tons,
Some even get the courage or the guts,
To tell you what is right or not.
I stopped rhyming to tell you,
That even though some are different on the outside,
We are all the same on the inside.
Remember this when you sum up the stupid to bully again.
poem by Hannah Eichenauer
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Flirt
FLIRT (with me)
You lost your self respect
You gave it all away
for no good reason
what were you thinking
Flirt with me
If you want me to
I'll do it for you
When you got that
smile on your face
that look in yourt eye
So look into these eyes
and tell me what you see
do you see affection
the way it should be
come on
Flirt with me
If you want me to
I'll do it for you
When you got that
smile on your face
that look in your eye
you want everything
I am the first you will ever have
I am your lover
I'm your God
When I get close to you
When you got that
smile on your face
that look in your eye
you want everything
song performed by by Zeromancer
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Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you? It's just this very nice street makeup.
quote by Frances Conroy
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Every time Paul and Gene use my makeup, they have to pay me a royalty check. I think they changed the makeup so they didn't have to pay me.
quote by Ace Frehley
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The makeup is simply an extension of the personality and colors, clothing, makeup all express something.
quote by Gene Simmons
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