You Saw My Blinker
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
This is a story i'll never forget
About the day my new car got hit
It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
When i heard the crash i got mad as hell
Cruising down the highway fast not slow
Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
People waving at me cause they know who i am
Alpine stero blasting a jam
Put the top down said my girlfriend
Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat i just bought
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
Day was friday date was ten
My girl was looking good on a strem
She smacked my hand when i put it on her rear
Said hit me again and i'll break your wrist
That day i dressed all in white
Takin' my girl to palm springs for the night
I was hoping i could find a short cut
I was tired plus i had a rash on my butt
There was this lady in a pinto coup
'bout 90 years old i could tell by the droop
Driving off fast borderline insane
Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
I swerved left then i swerved right
She was still tailgating me too damn tight
To the left lane i tried to switch
Then you saw my blinker bitch
We both pulled off on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
Is i was 21 and she was 90 years old
Then the police came turn the lights off
The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
The cop said ah it'll be ok
Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
I said wait what's going on cap'
Her car's fine my car is wrecked
Then i saw what happened in the crash
Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
You hit me i didn't hit you
Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
It's your fault you caused all this
You saw my blinker bitch
Wednesday october the fourth
That's when we got our day in court
That lady destroyed my case
She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
I jumped up i said you must be jokin'
Come on judge her neck ain't broken
Well i'll be damned
Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
Judge said boy you'd better calm down
Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
Yeah then i gave him the finger
Judge held me in contempt of court
For givin' him the finger and things of that sort
Anything to say before you're dismissed
Just one you saw my blinker bitch
song performed by by Will Smith
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4 Times A Lady (live)
Ohh lady, got something to say
Alright baby, oh yes I do
oh now lady, mmm yeah
got something to say, something to say
check it out, well
all up in the mix on a friday night, friday night
me and my guys lookin oh so tight, oh so tight
bounced from the crib to the car,
from the car on our way to the bar
girl I wonder where you are, always loved you from afar
hold that, wait a minute this hit it up from the back
and girl I really wanna come and get with you tonight, alright alright
oh girl you look so fine, and I want you to be mine
well I got nothing to lose, gonna make my move
getting close to you is all I wanna do oh
i can remember so clearly you all up in your hair but didn't notice me,
so maybe, now's the time to make my move lady
so i asked her if she'd mind could we share a little time
told me that would be just fine
couldn't believe I had her by my side
who'd ever thought she'd end up in my ride
straight to the top, girl you're gonna make me hot
you're just four times a lady
spinning around til the morning light
gonna be making sweet love with her all through the night
straight to the top, girl you're gonna make me hot
you're just four times a lady
now she calls me up on the phone nearly every night
just to make sure im not feeling lonely yeah
she'd even come around telling me how she was feel uptight, yeah baby
so i said that I'll take ya darling, for a minute
she's the type of girl you wanna have around, she's all up in it
she's my everything, takes good care of me
and she's all the things that a girl's supposed to be, yeah
can't imagine living without you
i love you, yes i do
never thought my dreams would all come true when i stopped to talk to you
so you're out with your girlfriends, cuz she's so damn fine
and i wish she could be mine, but every time i saw her
she'd always pass me by, never could catch her eye
couldnt believe i had her by my side
who'd ever thought she'd end up in my ride
straight to the top, girl you're gonna make me hot
you're just four times a lady
you're four times a lady, yes you are yeah
you're four, you're four times a lady yeah
you're four times a lady, ohh baby ohh baby
when you said to me inside you felt the same
song performed by by Craig David
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Crash
Back it up, back it up
You got it, you got it
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
You got it, you got it
Drive back baby to me, fast in your car
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
[2x]
I wander round the room and I'm getting things ready
I picture you driving, just like Mario Andretti
I got the cush, Kettle One, waiting for your engine
Your Grand Prix attention, it's gonna be a party
Don't forget to make a U-turn
I see you left your blinker on
I got it rolled and ready here to burn
Meet me back at home (a-oh, a-oh)
Drive back baby to me, fast in your car
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
[2x]
Driving fast in your car
I've got you tracked on my radar, oh
It's just such a trip, how you're still my speed racer
You got me so addicted, just like a free-baser
I want you all over me like L.A.M.B.
So get here A.S.A.P., it's gonna be a party
Don't forget to make a U-turn (don't forget to get here)
I see you left your blinker on (you see, I want to get it on)
I got it rolled and ready here to burn
Meet me back at home (you know you need me so come back)
Drive back baby to me, fast in your car
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
[2x]
Now you know you're qualified
You're in the pole position
Put it in first gear, step on the pedal and drive fast
Back it up, back it up
You got it, you got it
Back it up, back it up
You got it, you got it
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
You got it, you got it
Put your hands up, put your hands up, put your hands up
You got it, you got it
(I'm ready for you)
Drive back baby to me, fast in your car
(Me and you boo)
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
(Don't make me wait too long)
Drive back baby to me, fast in your car
(For me and you boo)
I'm here waiting, crash into me real hard
Come on baby, please hurry up, you know I'm waiting for you
[4x]
song performed by by Gwen Stefani
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Percys Song
Bad news, bad news,
Come to me where I sleep,
Turn, turn, turn again.
Sayin one of your friends
Is in trouble deep,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
Tell me the trouble,
Tell once to my ear,
Turn, turn, turn again.
Joliet prison
And ninety-nine years,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
Oh whats the charge
Of how this came to be,
Turn, turn, turn again.
Manslaughter
In the highest of degree,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
I sat down and wrote
The best words I could write,
Turn, turn, turn again.
Explaining to the judge
Id be there on wednesday night,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
Without a reply,
I left by the moon,
Turn, turn, turn again.
And was in his chambers
By the next afternoon,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
Could ya tell me the facts?
I said without fear,
Turn, turn, turn again.
That a friend of mine
Would get ninety-nine years,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
A crash on the highway
Flew the car to a field,
Turn, turn, turn again.
There was four persons killed
And he was at the wheel,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
But I knew him as good
As Im knowin myself,
Turn, turn, turn again.
And he wouldnt harm a life
That belonged to someone else,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
The judge spoke
Out of the side of his mouth,
Turn, turn, turn again.
Sayin, the witness who saw,
He left little doubt,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
That may be true,
Hes got a sentence to serve,
Turn, turn, turn again.
But ninety-nine years,
He just dont deserve,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
Too late, too late,
For his case it is sealed,
Turn, turn, turn again.
His sentence is passed
And it cannot be repealed,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
But he aint no criminal
And his crime it is none,
Turn, turn, turn again.
What happened to him
Could happen to anyone,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
And at that the judge jerked forward
And his face it did freeze,
Turn, turn, turn again.
Sayin, could you kindly leave
My office now, please,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
Well his eyes looked funny
And I stood up so slow,
Turn, turn, turn again.
With no other choice
Except for to go,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
I walked down the hallway
And I heard his door slam,
Turn, turn, turn again.
I walked down the courthouse stairs
And I did not understand,
Turn, turn to the rain
And the wind.
And I played my guitar
Through the night to the day,
Turn, turn, turn again.
And the only tune
My guitar could play
Was, oh the cruel rain
And the wind.
song performed by by Bob Dylan
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Rock The House
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince(will smith)listen homeboys dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
She said youre kind of cute I said yes I know
But by the way sweetheart whats your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
I said my name is the prince and she said why
I said well I dont know Im just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo lets talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
She ask me did I like her I said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo clancy we got him)
But it wasnt my fault
Nevertheless dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was in a bar one friday night
Cooling watching a mike tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said lets go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said Im with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close thats when she got bold
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And thats when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy Im a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on sheilas book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesnt happen to often
But nevertheless dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: I dont know I dont think they really do
Jazzy: I think you should give em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch lets make it funky right here
I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
It was my girlfriend betty I said hello dear
I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(Im wit it)
Its six oclock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ? ? ? ?
Got to bettys at eight I was ready to jet
Until bettys mon said bettys not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten oclock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says lets go
Go where go to sleep Im gone
I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy:
Man first your parents just dont understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: whats next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
Cant live wit em cant live witout em
song performed by by Will Smith
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Girls Aint Nothing But Trouble
Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh princelisten homeboys dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week when I was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
I walked up to her I said hello
She said youre kind of cute I said yes I know
But by the way sweetheart whats your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
I said my name is the prince and she said why
I said well I dont know Im just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo lets talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and I can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her
She ask me did I like her I said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo clancy we got him)
But it wasnt my fault
Nevertheless dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
I was in a bar one friday night
Cooling watching a mike tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said lets go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said Im with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close thats when she got bold
She started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And thats when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy Im a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on sheilas book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesnt happen to often
But nevertheless dont mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: I dont know I dont think they really do
Jazzy: I think you should give em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch lets make it funky right here
I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
It was my girlfriend betty I said hello dear
I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(Im wit it)
Its six oclock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ? ? ? ?
Got to bettys at eight I was ready to jet
Until bettys mon said bettys not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said I need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten oclock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says lets go
Go where go to sleep Im gone
I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
Jazzy:
Man first your parents just dont understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: whats next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
Cant live wit em cant live witout em
song performed by by Will Smith
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Four Times A Lady
Come on baby,
Well I got a little story,
Hey yeh,
Tell me are you with me,
Tell me are you with me,
Sing it,
Hey yeh,
Sing it sing it for me,
Hey yeh owhhh,
Tell me tell me baby,
All up in the crib on a Friday night,
Friday night,
Me and my guys looking oh so tight,
Oh so tight,
Bounce from the crib to the car,
From the car all the way to the bar,
Gotta wonder where you are,
Always loved you from afar,
Hope that,
Wait a minute there she is all up at the back,
Girl I really wanna come and get with you tonight,
Alright alright,
Owh girl you look so fine,
And I want you to be mine,
Well I had nothing to lose,
Thought I'd make my move,
Getting close to you is all I wanna do oh,
I can remember so clearly,
Trying to catch your eye,
You didn't notice me,
So Maybe,
Nows as good a time as ever,
Yeh,
So I asked her if she'd mind,
Could we share a little time,
Told me that would be just fine,
Couldn't believe I had her by my side,
Who'd ever thought she'd end up in my ride,
Straight to the top,
Girl you really make me hot,
Cos your just four times a lady,
Spinning around till the morning light,
Gonna be making sweet with her all through the night,
Straight to the top,
Girl you really make me hot,
Cos your just four times a lady,
Now she calls me up on the phone nearly everynight,
Just to make sure that i'm not feeling lonely,
Yeh,
She'd even come around telling me how she was feeling uptight,
Yeh,
Just so she could hold me,
So I said that take it all in for a minute,
She's the kinda girl you wanna have around who's all up in it,
Shes my everything,
Takes good care of me,
And she's all the things a girl's supposed to be,
Yeh,
I can't imagine living without you,
I love you,
Yes I do,
Never knew my dreams would all come true,
When I stopped to talk to you,
Saw you out with your girlfriends,
Thought she's so damn fine,
How I wish that she could be mine,
But everytime I saw her,
She'd always pass me by,
Never could catch her eye,
Couldn't believe I had her by my side,
Who'd ever thought she'd end up in my ride,
Straight to the top,
Girl you really make me hot,
Cos your just four times a lady,
Spinning around till the morning light,
Gonna be making sweet love with her all through the night,
Straight to the top,
Girl you really make me hot,
Cos your just four times a lady,
Now I must admit,
Since you came into my life,
Like a fairytale you made my world complete,
Ohhhh baby,
Well I feel you baby,
And the things you do,
Cos your everything more than a girls supposed to be,
And I really mean it baby,
And I want you to know,
Couldn't believe I had her by my side,
Who'd ever thought she'd end up in my ride,
Straight to the top,
Girl you really make me hot,
Cos your just four times a lady,
Spinning around till the morning light,
Gonna be making sweet love with her all through the night,
Straight to the top,
Girl you really make me hot,
Cos your just four times a lady (x2)
Your four times a lady,
Yes your are baby,
Your four,
Your four times a lady,
Oh yeh babe,
Oh yeh eh yehh,
When you said to me inside you felt the same
song performed by by Craig David
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Code Red
Artist: jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
Verse 1:
Heres a little story bout a friday night,
Buckwild, cause yo, thats kind of my style,
Check it,
On the town with a girl named kay-bee,
And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way,
I was straight out illin,
Why do I say so? casue yo, my girl was home chillin,
Fancy resteraunt me and kay frontin,
It was called lay....um, jay...um, somethin,
I was ready to attack her, unh,
Giving the sex look like dracula,
A little bit of soft music playin,
And don perrier, it was on, know what Im sayin,
Every thing was lovely, but then,
What the damn, my girlfriend walked in,
Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread,
Oh Im dead, mayday code red
Verse 2:
My oh my, what am I to do?
Gotta get away, cause my girlfriends coming through,
Um jay, I gotta, um, well, see, theres well, this, um, exscuse me,
To the back with the mucho-quickness,
My girls gonna kill me and leave no witnesses,
Im in the bathroom hiding like a punk,
But theres bars on the windows, I cant jump,
Exit stage left, quickly plan b,
Gotta find a way that my girl wont see me,
Crawling on the floor, Im feeling sick,
Like this some old charlie chaplin flick,
? ? pound and a round a mile-a-minute,
This time I really done did it,
Down on my hands and knees on the floor,
Im looking at the front door,
Ready, set, make the dash,
Her back is turned, maybe I can get past,
I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head,
Code red
Break it on down
Verse 3:
All was perfect, the ship was sailing,
But now its sinking, so yo, Im bailin,
I kept on runnin even though she saw me,
And I sat and waited at home for baby to call me,
I watched a little tv,
Phone started ringing bout 12:23,
I picked it up real slow, and said,
Mmmmm..hello? ,
She wasnt having it, she snapped, went bezerk,
Girl made my head hurt,
I tried to be as cool as I could be,
I said hey, wadnt me,
She wasnt having that melody,
Needless to say, she left me,
Another brother just couldnt control his head, (the other one)
Code red
song performed by by Will Smith
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Little Lady Love
Oh yeah x 5
Chorus
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
Chorus
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
We maybe young
But only for a while
I may look brave
But boy thats just my style
Taken from my teens
But feeding from the tears
Falling with the love
Ive holding back the years
Chorus
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
The miracle of love
Is something Ive observed
And speaking for myself
Is something Ill preserve
Until I feel my way
Along the sticky road
Ill save the miracle
Im gonna take it slow
Chorus
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
Lady love, lady love
Lady love, lady love
Lady love, lady love
Lady love, lady love, love
I think Ive been seperate
Makes it so desperate
I think Ill moderate
Better to wait, its favourite
Chorus
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
Lady love, lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
Chorus
Im little lady love
Ive been touched from above
And you just cant get enough
Of little lady love
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah x2
song performed by by Sugababes
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Wanna Do You Right
My lady my lady listen
I'm been doin' u wrong for so damn long
But now i wanna do the right thing for you lady
I can't live like this no more
I've gotta get you back some how some way
Please come home
I've been doin' you wrong girl
For so damn long girl
Now I'm singin' this song girl
Cuz baby I wanna do right
I've been doin' you wrong girl
For so damn long girl
Now I'm singin' this song girl
Cuz baby I wanna do right
Listen
Time goes by we grow apart
But now I've had a change of heart
Please believe me
There's no smile upon my face.. no no no no no
Cuz I know the truth is standing right in front of my face
I've been doin' you wrong girl
For so damn long girl
Now I'm singin' this song girl
Cuz baby I wanna do right
I've been doin' you wrong girl
For so damn long girl
Now I'm singin' this song girl
Cuz baby I wanna do right
No I can't lie
NO MORE
No I can't cheat
NO MORE
No I cannot play
No more
Baby I just can't
No more
Baby I wanna be the man that you need
Girl can't u take me back
Baby baby please
If you don't take me back
I'll understand
Yes I will
Yes I will
It's only my fault cuz i was not a real man
I'll do the very best i can
Oh yes I will
Raise my hand to god
I won't
Never love another
I would never cheat again baby
I've been doin' you wrong girl
For so damn long girl
Now I'm singin' this song girl
Cuz baby I wanna do right
I've been doin' you wrong girl
For so damn long girl
Now I'm singin' this song girl
Cuz baby i wanna do right
song performed by by K-ci & Jojo from X
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As We Go
Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
As we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[fresh prince]
Now lets get this party, started off the right way
Oww and hoe I think the crowd might say
When were on stage you know you cant resist
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
Im the ultimate, and thats all I can say
I sat down for about eight hours a day
Tryin to figure out the proper description of me
And I came to the decision that
Theres no one syllable or phrase
That can adequately describe this new craze
But Ill sum it up in one sentence, lets see
Ok, Ive got it, all praise me!
Yup -- thats about the size of it
I know it sounds kinda strange, doesnt it?
But when were on the stage you know you cant resist
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
As we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[fresh prince]
It was a friday afternoon if I remember it correctly
But I cant quite recall the time exactly
But it was somewhere around, two or three or four
Oh forget it, lets just go on
Anyway I stepped out of school
Sneaks were gucci shirt was polo and my pockets were full
Blew some kisses to the girlies cause I like to tease
They started chantin my name, I said, ladies.. please!
I grabbed my friends and hopped in my benz
Grabbed on martini and rossi passed out to my posse
Things were lookin good, I had plans for later on
Plans for donna michelle, plans for stacy leshaun
Word! I was ready, I wonder if jeffs home
Let me give him a call, on my car phone
Yo jeff, whats shakin? coolin, whassup?
Girlies Im with it, come pick me up!!!
I caught up with ready on the way to jeffs
A whole carload of girlies and they all was def
We walked into jeffs and said, girls, you cant resist
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
As we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[fresh] yo jeff man, are you with me?
{jeff scratches.. hit it!}
[fresh] I didnt hear you man, are you with me?
{jeff scratches.. hit it!}
[fresh] Im with it to get busy!
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
..somethin like this, hit it!}
[fresh prince]
Ready rock c, give jeff a hand!
{ready rock beatboxes while jeff scratches the same sample}
{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
As we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[fresh prince]
Throw away them jams, cause you dont need em anymore
Cause this hip-hop hit, is gonna keep you on the floor
If you dance everyday or if you never danced before
It doesnt matter if its {somethin like this}
Time is essential, so lets make the best of it
Today we dont have a lot of time, so lets not throw it all away
Lets use this time in a very special way
Lets use it, {somethin like this}
I went outside at about 12:30
I saw a couple girlies, and they were lookin pretty good!
.. if you know what I mean
So I freshened my breath and stepped on the scene
I walked over to em, stepped in between them
One stepped to the other, I think that Ive seen him
Somewhere before I said, sweethear, you might have
She said, oh yeah, it was last night
At that party, I said, yeah I tried to talk to you there
But you were actin, as if you were scared
She said, Im not scared now, I said, bet, well lets go then
She said, but hold up, what about my friend?
I said, I got a friend! so the three of us left
Went back to my crib, and gave a call to jeff
Five minutes later, jeff walked in
And I thought to myself, yeah, now the fun begins!
But the girls started buggin, and they said, now we want
Dinner in the best resteraunt in town
We want caviar and lobster tails, both by candlelight
And dom perignon, I said, yeah right!
Yall must be crazy, and jeff said, yknow
I really think its time for these ladies to go
We walked em to the door and told em they were dismissed
And it went a little {somethin like this} *door slams*
But that was ok, that was alright
Cause we still had fun that night -- yaknowit!
The moral of the story is plain and visible
We always watch out for those kind of women
But the past is the past and the present is the present
And we feel that everyone should be sitting down
{so you all dont miss}
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[doug e. beatboxing? ]
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[doug e. beatboxing? ]
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[doug e. beatboxing? ]
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
[doug e. beatboxing? ]
{as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!}
song performed by by Will Smith
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Aint My Bitch
Out of my way
Out of my day
Out of your mind and into mine
Its no more
Its not born
Into your step but out of time
Head strong
Whats wrong
Ive already heard this song before
Youve arrived, but now its time to kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
While you were round
So useless
It aint my fault
It aint my call
It aint my bitch
Aint my bitch
Down on the sun
Down on your fun
Down and out where the hell youve been
Damn it all down
Damn it unbound
Damn it all down ta hell again
Stand tall
They fall
Never even meant it all before
Youve arrived, but now its time to kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
While you were round
So useless
It aint my fault
It aint my call
It aint my bitch
Out of my way
Out of my way
Out of my day
Out of your mind and into mine
Its no more
Its not born
Into your step but out of time
Head strong
Whats wrong
Ive already heard this song before
Youve arrived, but now its time to kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
While you were round
So useless
It aint my fault
It aint my call
It aint my bitch
No way but down
While you were round
No foolin
It aint my smile
It aint my style
It aint my bitch
Aint mine
Your kind
Your stepin out of time
Dragging me down
While you were round
No foolin
It aint my fault
It aint my call
It aint my bitch
Aint my
song performed by by Metallica
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Postcard Pete
When Pete Moaner heard everything was going digital
it didn’t go down with him too well,
he decided to make a protest
and wonder which way was best.
The more he thought about it
and all the things he’d miss
he got angrier and angrier.
No more love letters with s.w.a.l.k. on the back
to hold onto forever never letting go,
the bills he didn’t mind
those he could do without.
Now for his protest it had to be strong,
something no one would forget.
He bought up all the saucy postcards he could get
and wrote on everyone and signed them P.M.
then sent them off to the power to be
and every computer company.
He sent them by the sack full
but none of them had a stamp.
If they were going to stop people
from writing sweet nothings to one another
the postage they could pay.
Eventually the law caught up with him
when he tried to deposit a truckload of cards
at the local post office.
The newspapers had a field day and dubbed him
Postcard Pete the protester.
The judge asked him when he went to court
how do you plead.
Guilty your honour
as I did it four our society.
Your honour would never get
those scented love letters
from your lady fair
if everything went digital.
You would have nothing
in future years to fondle and hold.
No paper to sniff the scent
of her erotic perfume,
no more mementoes
when you grow old,
that’s why I did it sir
to help people like you.
The judge nodded and called Pete to his bench.
Did you sign any postcard with your real name?
No your honour I couldn’t do that.
I signed them all from the P.M.
The judge looked up and in a stern voice said;
case dismissed through lack of evidence
unless someone wants to call the Prime Minister in.
Postcard Pete left the courtroom
his protest was done.
No more love letters through emails
and on that we’ll have to wait and see.
poem by David Harris
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Irresistable Bitch
Prince: Every friday night I call your butt up on the phone,
A deeper voice answers, says u're not at home,
Now if you think that I'm a fool, 4 fallin' 4 any line,
Honey put down all your money and u'll beat me everytime
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I love the way you walk
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I love the way you talk
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I really dig the way u kiss
Background: Irresistable...
Prince: Oh mama, I wish I could resist
Prince: My partners ask me why I take so much abuse
Why am I so faithful honey, why are u so loose
They say why am I the one who never gets to take u home...
They don't know the things u do 2 me, when we're alone
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I love the way u walk
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I love the way u talk
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: Really dig the way u kiss
Background: Irresistable...
Prince: Oh mama I wish I could resist,
Hurt me, hurt me
Background: Ho-ho, Ho-ho
Background: Ho-ho, Ho-ho
Prince: Stole all my heart, babe
Played it off like it was a joke
Stealin' all my heart babe 2 keep u by my side,
And bleed me 'til I'm broke
Prince: Hell if I know why I let u drive my car...
Don't I know that walkin', won't get me very far
Sure I know that cryin' over u is just in vain...
But all the things I lose goin' to add up to the all the things I've gain
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I love the way u walk
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I love the way u talk
Background: Irresistable bitch
Prince: I really dig the way u kiss
Background: Irresistable...
Prince: Oh mama, I wish I could re...
Hurt Me!
Prince: Stole all my heart, babe
And played it off like it was a joke
Stealin' all my heart babe 2 keep u by my side,
And bleed me 'til I'm broke
music breakdown
Prince: Everybody, everybody dance
Everybody, everbody
Everybody, everybody dance
Everybody....
Background: Ho-ho, Ho-ho
Background: Irresistable bitch
Irresistable bitch
Prince and Background: Everybody, everybody dance
fade to end
song performed by by Prince
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Young Hero
He was driving down the road
Just a young boy in his teens
When he happened upon a car crash
And could hear the painfull screams
He threw the car up in drive
And jumped out, still in a daze
There was victims trapped inside
Of what seamed to be a maze
The lady handed him out a child
No more than six months old
There was not a scratch upon the child
But still his blood ran cold
Next came the lady out
Barely crawling on the ground
He helped her to his car
Her cries barely made a sound
As he went back to the car
He found a man behind the wheel
Trapped there in the seat
Among the rubber and steel
Then he happened to think
His cell phone was in his car
So he raced back and called for help
Before time ran out too far
Before help could arrive there
He went back to the crashed car
And found another little girl
In the back seat under a steel bar
It was then he saw a flash
Of something white moving around
Like a ghostly figuire, but with wings
Then just vanished, without a sound
He got the girl out of the back
And she was just fine too
Just a bit shakin up, of course
But then again, so would me or you
Then he checked on the man
Who was pinched beneath the wheel
His leg and arm seamed broken
But in good health in the pile of steel
About then the help started to arrive
Some firemen with the jaws of life
Once they got him out of there, he thanked
The young man, for saving his kids and wife
The next day the headlines read
'Youngman Saves Family from Crash'
But he knew he wasn't the only hero there
For he had seen the moving white flash
wrote 6/5/2008 by Norman Hale Jr.
poem by Norman Hale
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Love's A Bitch
Oh!...oh!
Loves got me by the ass again
I've been in love since I don't know when
I keep a-runnin' and I don't know why
Love's givin' me a crock of lies
Out of breath and I'm out of time
Misery is a ruff fight
Love's a bitch, baby
Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy
Love's a bitch, baby
Love's a bitch, yeah it's crazy
Love's a bitch!
Like a cat with diamond eyes
Love's power it can hypnotize
Done me in (ha)
More than twice
She'll make you think that it's over night
Your all alone in a room that's wrong
Your body shakes
Your feet are cold
Love's a bitch, baby
Love's a bitch, yeah it's crazy
Love's a bitch, baby
Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy
Love's a bitch! (whoa, ooh ooh, yes it is)
(Oh, oh, oh)
Such a bitch (oh)
Don't you wait, don't stand still
Gotta keepa movin' or you'll pay the bill
Go by car, go by train
You gotta keepa runnin' or you'll feel the pain
Keepa runnin', keepa runnin'
Love's a bitch, baby
Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy
Love's a bitch, bitch, bitch, baby
Love's a bitch, it's crazy
Love's a bitch! (NO!)
It's a bitch!!!!
song performed by by Quiet Riot
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The Hostage
Lady: hallo
Kidnapper:
Lady weve just kidnapped your husband
Have $800,000 ready by tomorrow night
And lady no police
Or youll never see your husband alive again
Lady: hallo
I remember standing there so petrified
My hand frozen to the phone
As a strangers words that caught in my ears
And chilled me to the bone
Some dark tragedy had come right home to me
Theyd kidnapped my man and his life was in their hands
He was a hostage, a hostage
His life was at the mercy of their hands
He was a hostage, a hostage
His life depending on their gold demands
Lady: hallo
Kidnapper:
Lady, heres your husband through
To warn not to play any games
Husband:
Hi honey listen Im okay
Just make sure you do whatever they tell you
And whatever you do dont go to the police!
Well I couldnt raise that kinda money fast
So I was left no other choice
So I called the police and they came in fast
Saying leave it up to us
Just do as they told
The ransoms in this bag
Well watch over you
And well have your husband back too
He was a hostage, a hostage
His life was at the mercy of their hands
He was a hostage, a hostage
His life depending on their gold demands
Lady: hallo
Kidnapper:
Listen very carefully lady
Drive out to the abandoned shack on highway 16
Throw the package of money out the window and keep driving
And remember lady no police!
Well my heart was heavy as I made that drive
I was sure something was wrong
I soon found the shack
I threw out the bag and I just kept driving on
Then the shots rang out and turned my car about
On the ground one lay but the other had gotten away
He was a hostage, a hostage
His life was at the mercy of their hands
He was a hostage, a hostage
His life depending on their gold demands
Lady:
Well they found my husband a few days later
Yes, the funerals tomorrow
song performed by by Donna Summer
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Life In The Fast Line
He was a hard headed man
He was brutally handsome and she was teminally pretty
She held him up and he held her for ransome in the heart
of the cold cold city
He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude
They said he was ruthless they said he was crude
They had one thing in common they were
good in bed
She'd say 'Faster faster. The lights are turnin' red."
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind, mm
Are you with me so far?
Eager for action and bot for the game
The coming attraction, the drop of a name
They knew all the right people, they took
all the right pills
They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavily bills.
There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face
She pretended not to notice, she was caught up
in the race
Out every evening, until it was light
He was too tired to make it, she was too tired
to fight about it
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lse your mind
Life in the fast lane, everything all the time
Life in the fast lane, uh huh
Blowin' and burnin', blinded by thirst
They didn't see the stop sign,
took a turn for the worst.
She said, "Listen, baby.You can hear the engine
ring.We've been up and down this highway;
haven't seen a goddam thing."
He said,"Call the doctor. I think I'm gonna crash."
"The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay him cash."
They went rushin' down that freeway, messed around
and got lost
They didn't know they were just dyin' to get off
And it was life in the fast lane
Life in the fast lane
song performed by by Eagles
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Damn
This old world well
Dont it make you wanna think damn
This cold girl well
Dont she make you wanna think damn
Whats the matter girl
Dont you think Im good enough
This old hearts had a whole lot of breakin down
Shes got all these reasons in her head
(chorus 1)
All that time she knew if I lied
You can bet she will
Shes takin her time til I thought I would die
And I cant sit still
Things got turned round
Dont know where I started from, damn
Cant eat, cant sleep
Could have been a bigger man, damn
Whats the matter girl dont you think Im bright enough
This old man had a hard time getting here
You can leave your number at the door
(chorus 1)
And theres nothing at all
Yeah theres nothing at all
Well theres nothing at all
To make her change her mind
This old house been quiet since
You went away, damn
Mixed up fixed out
Dont forget who got you here, damn
Whats the matter world
Dont you see I opened up
This whole part been played by another man
I pulled out the reason card instead
(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)
Says she can find
The things that make up a life
I bet she will
She stays behind, I could stay here all night
I could stay here until
Until theres nothing at all
Yeah theres nothing at all
Well theres nothing at all
To make her change her mind
song performed by by Matchbox 20
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I'm Her Man
let me put my finger in your nose
whoa, its not funny, no no no no
i can you you lookin down her shirt
i can see you liftin up her skirt
only gonna tell you once, only gonna tell you once
you better stay away from my girlfriend
you better stay away from her
im just givin warning so you get no broken bones
you better leave my girl alone
well i bet you can understand what i say
whoa, im really just playin
i can see you lookin down her shirt
i can see you liftin up her skirt
only gonna tell you twice, ask you really really nice
you better stay away from my girlfriend
you better stay away from her
im just givin warning so you get no broken bones
you better leave my girl alone
let me break your neck and crush your skull
whoa, you never listen, no no no no
i can see you lookin down her shirt
i can see you liftin up her skirt
ive seen too much of you
i cant take much more of this
you better stay away from my girlfriend
you better stay away from her
im just givin warning so you get no broken bones
you better leave my girl alone
song performed by by Reel Big Fish
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Mama
Mama I wanna thank you
For sharing your blessings upon me
Taking time to understand the lady I wanna be
Yes mama
Mama I wanna thank you
For sharing your blessings upon me
Taking time to understand the lady I wanna be
This cold world had me num the pain like novacaine
Till mama sat me down unfold the gate
Showed me the straight path through the narrow lane
Sunshine after rain the joy of pain
Mama you raised a good girl dont worry
You used to say take it slow trina dont hurry
Use to tuck me in with the bedtime story
Now I grown up and you still there for me
My shoulder to lean on
You kept my dreams goin
I owe it all to you me now I got the green flowing
And im gon always be yo baby
And I cant never repay you for all the things that you gave me
You raised me to be a lady
And you scoot me to the game so them niggas couldnt play me
You was more than a mother you was a friend
The greatest love of all comes from within
I know ill never kknow love like this again
And beneath my wings you was the wind
I love you like none other
Cause you can only live your whole life but only get one mother
Being there for me through the thick and thin
More than a mother your my best friend
Look within and take yo place
Sometimes I wanna run to ya
Through the ups and downs I know I can still come to ya
I think bout the things I done to ya
But through all the drama I know I'm still number one to ya
Uh
song performed by by Trina from Da Baddest Bitch
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