Humpem N Dumpem
Cough up the rent mr. kent
And dont try to blame it on the government
Your wife is a clown shes in town, she gets with some other guy
Are you gonna finish your fat?
Cause Id like to give it to my kitty cat
The big fat look is coming back.
You skinny people are screwed.
And I know youre right
Yeah I know its time.
[chorus]
Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation
Here we go again another humpem dumpem situation
Here we go again, here we go again
Now I know what youre like and I dont think I like it.
The newspaper says to get bent; man Id like to say that to the president
He got the l. in the house, I guess he already did
She looks like she finished here fat
She then turned around and ate my kitty cat
She coughed up a hair ball or two and laughed her way to the bank
And I know its right
Yeah, I know its time.
[chorus]
Here we go again.
song performed by by Wheatus
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Shes Gonna Love Me
Shes gonna love me like you never could
Shes gonna treat me like you never would
Shes gonna love me live Ive never been loved before
You should have grabbed me when you had your chance
You got a little bit too big for your own leather pants
I could have told you from the start
No ones ever taken better care of your heart
Now your gone, I dont care
Ive got a woman who will always be there, and...
Shes gonna love me like you never could
Shes gonna treat me like you never would
Shes gonna love me like Ive never been loved before
Shes gonna spin me like a roulette wheel
Shes gonna treat me like Im her last meal
Shes gonna love me and I keep comin back for more
Ooh shes gonna love me
Ooh shes gonna love me
Shes gonna love me like her favorite hobby
Throw me down and love me in the hotel lobby
You figured Id just always be around
You thought we were so hot, you could have any boy in town
Baby Ive got some news for you
Ive got places to go and people to do
Yeah, I cried a little when you said good-bye
But now my eyes are filled with tears of joy, cus-
Shes gonna love me like you never could
Shes gonna treat me like you never would
song performed by by Reo Speedwagon
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Roller
Oh where is she woman
Shes only here for the sun
Its now youll discover
Shes only here for the fun
And who will move over
Sweet talker choosin her side
And its then, its all over
She just along for the ride
She s a roller
Shes just a roller
Bet shell roll her life away
One town is just like another
One man will just never do
Dont turn around
When she calls out your name
Shes gonna break you in two
But shes a roller
Shes just a roller
Rolling time come today
One town is just like another
One man will just never, never do
Dont turn around
When she calls out your name
Shes gonna snap you in two
song performed by by Uriah Heep
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She Ran Away With A Rodeo Clown
(toby keith)
Shes a top barrel racer
Cowboy chaser
She drinks tecate like its goin out of style
Shes real good lookin and pretty good at hookin
Any man she wants with just a little smile
I drawed a strong one
A big full grown one
He punched me out when I hit the ground
I came to with a panoramic view
Lookin for my baby
She was nowhere around
I looked up, I looked down
I aint seen her since the second go-round
Somebody said they seen her headin out of town
Now she ran away with a rodeo clown
She ran away with a rodeo clown
Shes got twenty-two dollars
And makeup on her collar
She left some clothes so shes travelin light
But Ill bet a new saddle
And forty head of cattle
That I could catch em both if I drove all night
But this dont make sense
Shes done jumped the fence
And Im speedin cross texas on a broken heart
Im goin home where the coyote roam
Makin my camp at the end of the bar
I looked up, I looked down
I aint seen her since the second go-round
Somebody said they seen her headin out of town
Now she ran away with a rodeo clown
She ran away with a rodeo clown
I looked up, I looked down
I aint seen her since the second go-round
Somebody said they seen her headin out of town
Now she ran away with a rodeo clown
She ran away with a rodeo clown
song performed by by Toby Keith
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Never Gonna Say Im Sorry
Im never gonna say Im sorry,
Im a clown for everyone
Im never gonna let you down,
Im always here like a sun
Im a looser, that is a fact for sure
Im happy even if you dont want
To invite me out for a dance tonight
Im not normal, I know, I dont care
Im never gonna say...
Im always here like a sun, Im always here
Like a ghost I follow your steps so true
You dont have to bribe me or fill me up
Give me just a minute to shine with you
I will make you so happy, make you laugh
Im never gonna say Im sorry for
The essence of my soul
Theres so many ways to change my life
cause I want to...oh
Im like a clown, Im fun for everyone...
Im never gonna say Im sorry...
song performed by by Ace Of Base
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Rich Kid
Shes a rich kid
She wears diamond rings
Knows how to walk
Knows everything
About love, shes not too sure
What shes looking for
Fresh from the woods
Out on the street
Shes looking good
Looking so neat
She dont know if she should
cause she dont know
If shes bad or good
She dont care if it
Hurts her father
She dont care if it
Breaks her mother
She dont care anymore
She just wants what
Shes never had before
All she wants is love, shes ready
She wants love
And shes gonna get it
All she needs is love
Shes gotta have it, someone to love
All she wants is love, shes ready
Gotta have love, shell get it
All she needs is love
Shes never had it, someone to love
She was a school boys dream
High school queen
She had it all when she was sixteen
Stayed away from boys
cause she thought shed get hurt
Why did she listen to
Her mothers words
Couldnt go out
Had to stay home
And how she hated
Being on her own
She needs love like everybody else
Now shes gonna
Get some for herself
All she wants is love, shes ready
She wants love
And shes gonna get it
All she needs is love
Shes gotta have it, she needs love
All she wants is love, shes ready
She wants love
And shes gonna get it
All she needs is love
Shes gotta have it, someone ...
song performed by by Uriah Heep
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Shes Gonna Get It
(toby keith/wayne perry)
Its not because shes always satisfied
Or that shes so easy to please
She showed me what loves about
Thats for sure and I dont mean maybe
Absolutely, theres no doubt, boys
Nothin too good for my baby
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
Thats what she wants, thats what Im gonna do
No matter what it takes, the skys the limit
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
She dont ask for much of anything
But when she does, I give my all
All it takes is one sweet touch
And I go where her loves takes me
I cant seem to get enough
Man, when it comes to my baby
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
Thats what she wants, thats what Im gonna do
No matter what it takes, the skys the limit
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
She showed me what loves about
Thats for sure and I dont mean maybe
Absolutely, theres no doubt, boys
Nothins too good for my baby
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
Thats what she wants, thats what Im gonna do
No matter what it takes, the skys the limit
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
Thats what she wants, thats what Im gonna do
No matter what it takes, the skys the limit
Shes gotta have it, shes gonna get it
song performed by by Toby Keith
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Cry For Help
(rick astley/rob fisher)
Shes taken my time.
Convince me shes fine.
But when she leaves Im not so sure.
Its always the same.
Shes playing her game.
And when she goes I feel to blame.
Why wont she say she needs me?
I know shes not as strong as she seems.
Why dont I see her cry for help?
Why dont I feel her cry for help?
Why dont I hear her cry for help?
I wandered around
The streets of this town
Trying to find sense of it all.
The rain on my face,
It covers the trace
Of all the tears Id had to waste.
Why must we hide emotions?
Why must we never break down and cry?
All that I need is to cry for help.
Somebody please hear me cry for help.
All I can do is cry for help.
No need to feel ashamed. release the pain. cry for help.
Cry for help is all I need.
All I need is a cry for help.
Cry for help is all I need.
All I need is a cry for help.
Why must we hide emotions?
Why cant we ever break down and cry?
All that I need is to cry for help.
I will be there when you cry for help.
Why dont I hear her cry for help?
All that I need is to cry for help.
Somebody please hear me cry for help.
All I can do is cry for help.
All that I need is to cry for help.
I will be there when you cry for help.
Is it so hard to cry for help?
(cry for help is all I need.) no need to feel ashamed.
(all I need is a cry for help.) come on and release the pain.
(cry for help is all I need.) put your trust in me.
(all I need is a cry for help.) my love is gonna set you free.
Woooooooooooooo.
song performed by by Rick Astley
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Day In Day Out
Day-in day-out
Stay-in fade-out
Day-in oo oo
Day-out oo oo oo
She was born in a handbag
Love left on a doorstep
What she lacks is a backup
Nothing seems to make a dent
Gonna find her some money hone
Try to pay her rent
Thats the kind of protection everyone is shouting about
Day-in day-out
Stay-in fade-out
Day-in oo oo
Day-out oo oo oo
First thing she learns is shes a citizen,
Some things they turn out right
When youre under the us
Someone rings a bell and its all over
Shes going out her way
Stealing for that one good rush
Day-in day-out
Stay-in fade-out
Day in oo oo
Day out oo oo
She could use a little money
Shes hangin on his arms like a cheap suit
Shes got no money, honey
Shes on the other side
Oh come on little baby
Late night, big town, police, shake down
Oo oo
Oo oo
Day-in day-out
Stay-in fade-out
Oo oo
Oo oo
Day-in day-out
Stay-in fade-out
Shes got a ticket to nowhere
Shes gonna take a train ride
Nobody knows her, or knows her name
Shes in the pocket of a home boy
Oh shes gonna take her a shotgun pow
Spin the grail spin the drug
Shes gonna make them well aware
Shes an angry gal
Day-in day-out
Stay-in fade-out
There is angels everywhere
Certainty shoting her down
Shootin her with video-drugs-bullets and
Promises
Angels in a ton of sound
And theres
Day in
Day out
You stay in
Or ya
You fade out
Fade out
You fade out
Pao
Fading out
Fade out
Fade out
song performed by by David Bowie
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Bourgeois Blues
(huddie ledbetter/alan lomax)
(g7) - (c7) - (g) - (d7)
(g7) me and my wife went all over town
And everywhere we went people turned us down
Lord, in a (c7) bourgeois town
Its a (g) bourgeois town
I got the (d7) bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all a- (g) round
Home of the brave, land of the free
I dont wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie
Lord, in a bourgeois town
Uhm, the bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
Well, me and my wife we were standing upstairs
We heard the white man say i dont want no niggers up there
Lord, in a bourgeois town
Uhm, bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
Well, them white folks in washington they know how
To call a colored man a nigger just to see him bow
Lord, its a bourgeois town
Uhm, the bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
I tell all the colored folks to listen to me
Dont try to find you no home in washington, dc
cause its a bourgeois town
Uhm, the bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
song performed by by Ry Cooder
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I Dont Wanna Know
(collins/stuermer)
Its over, oh yes its all over
And its been a long time coming
Some say its too long
She said it, and now shell regret it
But if shed ask anyone
I know theyll tell her to her face, that its too late
Cos I dont wanna know
No, I dont wanna know
She can cry all she wants
Shes not gonna bring me back, no no
I dont wanna know
I dont wanna know
She can try all she wants
Its not gonna get me back, oh oh, no no
They warned me
Oh yes they all warned me
They told me, dont lose your heart to her
Shell never give it back, no no
Oh its too late
She made a big mistake
It wouldnt be the first one anyway
Tell me how many more, no no no
No I dont wanna know (what she said)
No I dont wanna know (what she said)
She can cry all she wants
Shes not gonna bring me back, no no
I dont wanna know (what she said)
No I dont wanna know (what she said)
She can try all she wants
Its not gonna get me back, oh oh, no no
Its over
Oh oh its all over
And its been a long time coming
Some say its too long, oh oh
They warned me
Yes they all warned me
They told me, now dont lose your head to her
Shell never give it back, no no, no no
I dont wanna know (what she said)
No I dont wanna know (what she said)
She can cry all she wants
Shes not gonna get me back, no no
I dont wanna know (what she said)
No I dont wanna know (what she said)
She can try all she wants
Shes not gonna bring me back, no no...
song performed by by Phil Collins
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Femme Fatale
(reed)
Here she comes, you better watch your step
Shes going to break your heart in two, its true
Its not hard to realize
Just look into her false colored eyes
She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown
cause everybody knows (shes a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (shes a femme fatale)
Shes just a little tease (shes a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
Youre written in her book
Youre number 37, have a look
Shes going to smile to make you frown, what a clown
Little boy, shes from the street
Before you start, youre already beat
Shes gonna play you for a fool, yes its true
cause everybody knows (shes a femme fatale)
The things she does to please (shes a femme fatale)
Shes just a little tease (shes a femme fatale)
See the way she walks
Hear the way she talks
song performed by by Velvet Underground
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Finish What You Started
(m. malamet/a. roboff/a. lang/d. lambert)
So, near yet so far
Thats how it is
Oh, thats how you are
What more can I do?
These walls wont let me get through
But if I know you, you will
Chorus:
Finish what you started
Youll come back to me
I know its gonna feel, baby
Like it used to be
So finish what you started
I will wait for you
I know where I stand
A fool for your love
Oh, thats what I am
Im losin control
Youre down too deep in my soul
To let you go, wont ya
(repeat chorus)
Im standing here shakin
Wonderin if you let me in
Oh, dont watch my heart breakin
Knowing what we could have been
What more can I do?
Your heart just wont let me through
But if I know you (finish what you started)
And I think I know you, baby (finish what you started)
And you can really show me if
You finish what you started
Youll come back to me
I know its gonna feel, baby
Like it used to be
So finish what you started
I will wait for you
I will wait for you (ahh)
Finish what you started
Im gonna wait for you
Finish what you started
Dont you keep me waitin (ohhh)
Finish what you started (ohhh)
Finish what you started
Youll come back to me
I know its gonna feel baby
Like it used to be
So finish what you started
I will wait for you
song performed by by Lea Salonga
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Shes Too Good For Me
She dont like to hear me sing
She dont want no diamond ring
She dont want to drive my car
She wont let me go that far
She dont like the way I look
She dont like the things I cook
She dont like the way I play
She dont like the things I say
But oh the games we play
Shes too good for me
Shes too good for me
She dont like the jokes I make
She dont like the drugs I take
She dont like the friends I got
She dont like my friends a lot
She dont like the clothes I wear
She dont like the way I stare
She dont like the tales I tell
She dont like the way I smell
But oh the game we play
Shes too good for me
Shes too good for me
Would she prefer it if I washed myself more often than I do
Would she prefer it if I took her to an opera or two
I could distort myself to be the perfect man
She might prefer me as I am
She dont want to meet my folks
She dont want to hear my jokes
She dont want to fix my tie
She dont even want to try
She dont like the books I read
She dont like the way I feed
She dont want to save my life
She dont want to be my wife
But oh the games we play
Shes too good for me
Shes too good for me
song performed by by Sting
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Stop Where You Are
(words & music by grant - baum - kaye)
Stop where you are
Dont move an inch
Dont come any closer now baby
Youll be in a pinch
Dont start what you cant finish
I warn you whats in store
If its love youre looking to get
Youre gonna get what youre looking for
Stop where you are
Youd better freeze
Dont pull the fire now baby
Dont be a tease
Dont start what you cant finish
I told you once before
If its love youre looking to get
Youre gonna get what youre looking for
Dont you know, youre walking on dangerous ground
Listen babe when I make love
I just dont fool around, no I dont
I just dont play around
Stop where you are
Just take it slow
Once I put my hands on you baby
I wont let you go
Dont start what you cant finish
One kiss and I want more
If its love youre looking to get
Youre gonna get what youre looking for
Stop where you are
Dont move an inch
Stop where you are
Youre gonna be in a pinch
Stop where you are
Youre gonna get what youre looking for
song performed by by Elvis Presley
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Somebodys Baby
(originally from the fast times at ridgemont high soundtrack)
Well, just - a look at that girl with the lights comin up in her eyes.
Shes got to be somebodys baby.
She must be somebodys baby.
All the guys on the corner stand back and let her walk on by.
Shes got to be somebodys baby.
She must be somebodys baby.
Shes got to be somebodys baby.
Shes so fine.
Shes probably somebodys only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, shes probably somebodys baby, all right.
I heard her talkin with her friend when she thought nobody else was around.
She said shes got to be somebodys baby; she must be somebodys baby.
cause when the cars and the signs and the street lights light up the town,
Shes got to be somebodys baby;
She must be somebodys baby;
Shes got to be somebodys baby.
Shes so....
Shes gonna be somebodys only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, shes gonna be somebodys baby tonight.
I try to shut eyes, but I cant get here outta my sight.
I know Im gonna know her, but I gotta get over my fright.
Well, Im just gonna walk up to her.
Im gonna talk to her tonight.
Yeah, shes gonna be somebodys only light.
Gonna shine tonight.
Yeah, shes gonna be somebodys baby tonight.
Gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight.
song performed by by Jackson Browne
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Little Deuce Coupe
Little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
Little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
Well Im not braggin babe so dont put me down
But Ive got the fastest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me he dont even try
Cause if I had a set of wings man I know she could fly
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
(my little deuce coupe)
(you dont know what I got)
Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill
But shell walk a thunderbird like (shes) its standin still
Shes ported and relieved and shes stroked and bored.
Shell do a hundred and forty with the top end floored
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
(my little deuce coupe)
(you dont know what I got)
Shes got a competition clutch with the four on the floor
And she purrs like a kitten till the lake pipes roar
And if that aint enough to make you flip your lid
Theres one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy
And comin off the line when the light turns green
Well she blows em outta the water like you never seen
I get pushed out of shape and its hard to steer
When I get rubber in all four gears
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
(my little deuce coupe)
(you dont know what I got)
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
(my little deuce coupe)
(you dont know what I got)
Shes my little deuce coupe
You dont know what I got
song performed by by Beach Boys
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Im Gonna Crawl
(jones/page/plant)
Oh shes my baby, let me tell you why
Hey, she drives me crazy, shes the apple of my eye
cause she is my girl, and she can never do wrong
If I dream too much at night, somebody please bring me down
Hey, I love that little lady, I got to be her fool
Aint no other like my baby, I can break the golden rule
cause I get down on my knees, oh, I pray that love wont die
And if I always try to please, I dont know the reason why, yeah
If she would come back, only stay with me
Every little bit of my love, etc., I give to you girl
I dont have to go by plane
I aint gotta go by car
I dont care just where my darling is
People I just dont care how far
Im gonna crawl
I dont care if I got to go back home
I dont care what I got to stand to her back
Im gonna crawl
Im gonna move the car, baby
She give me good lovin
Yes I love her, I guess I love her
Im gonna crawl.
song performed by by Led Zeppelin
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Every Night
(toby keith/ron reynolds)
Bad love, she took a good shot
Heartaches, shes had a whole lot of tough breaks
And no one could blame her if she holds out
Shes a little worried to jump right in
She aint in a hurry to try again
Shes takin time off from love but
Every night she cries just a little bit less
She tries just a little bit more
Shes got every right to wait until her heart has healed
And when shes ready, Im here and Im gonna hold her
Inch by inch she gets a little closer to me, every night
Shes mad that she ever loved him
Shes through and shes had enough of him, but its true
Hes gonna take some time gettin over
But I dont mind the waitin because I know
Shes worth the time its takin, our love will grow
Were makin it day by day and
Every night she cries just a little bit less
She tries just a little bit more
Shes got every right to wait until her heart has healed
And when shes ready, Im here and Im gonna hold her
Inch by inch she gets a little closer to me, every night
Every night she cries just a little bit less
She tries just a little bit more
Shes got every right to wait until her heart has healed
And when shes ready, Im here and Im gonna hold her
Inch by inch she gets a little closer to me, every night
Every night
Oh, she cries just a little, she tries just a little bit more
Every night, every night
song performed by by Toby Keith
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Dont Give That Girl A Gun
Shes got a case against me
A jury of my peers
And the rage of the righteous
Screaming in her ears
Im not dignified anymore
I cant say I didnt call
I say I love you
She dont hear me anymore
And dont give that girl a gun
I said now dont give that girl a gun
Shes already won/one
Shes already won/one
I made a bad connection
She says I went astray
I jumped ship abandoned my post
I didnt think I lost my way
But oh how the mighty fall
I saw her crack a smile
I dont got a chance for redemption
She dont believe in the miracle mile
So take the first shot baby itll be real clean
Im your girl strong and mean
Second shot baby itll be real cool
Im your fool
I said now dont give that girl a gun
I said now dont give that girl a gun
(give that girl a gun)
Shes already won/one
Shes already won/one
Yeah
I said hold me closer
Cause somethings happening
Why cant we come together
She said I doubt we ever will
Ever will again
I said dont give that girl a gun
I said now dont give that girl a gun
Shes already won/one
Shes already won/one
I said now dont give that girl a gun
I said now dont give that girl a gun
(give that girl a gun)
Already won/one
Shes already won/one
Yeah
(give that girl a gun)
Yeah
(give that girl a gun)
Yeah yeah
The first shot baby itll be real clean
Im your girl strong and mean
Second shot baby itll be real cool
Im your fool
Im your fool
Im your fool
Dont give that girl a gun
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
song performed by by Indigo Girls
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Listen To Her Heart
You think youre gonna take her away
With your money and your cocaine
Keep thinkin that mind is gonna change
But I know everything is okay
Shes gonna listen to her heart
Its gonna tell her what to do
She might need a lot of loving
But she dont need you
You want me to think that Im being used
You want her to think its over
You cant see it doesnt matter what you do
Buddy, you dont even know her
Shes gonna listen to her heart
Its gonna tell her what to do
She might need a lot of loving
But she dont need you
song performed by by Tom Petty
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