Taco Grande
Taco... grande. taco... grande
Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
Thats right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn
With my friends, or when Im all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito ranchero
So give me something spicy and hot, now
Break out the menu, what you got, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter Id like to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried
Taco... grande. taco... grande
Well, theres not a taco big enough for a man like me
Thats why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
Its really good with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quarto burritos
Pretty soon I cant fit in my speedos
Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now Im down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?
Taco... grande. taco... grande
Buenos noches, senor. bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa. tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. sus ojos se quemaran, su e
Go estara en fuego, se quedaran en el bao por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?
Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
What you think youre doing with my chile con queso?
Well, if you want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de gallo
They sure dont make it like this in ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalepeos, nada ms
You can toss away the hot sauce
? donde estan los nachos? holy frijole!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y uusted, eugene? whys your face turning green?
Dont you like pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you dont, hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it maana
Well, its been a pleasure, I cant eat no more
Seor, la cuenta, por favor
If you aint tried real mexican cooking, well, you oughta
Just dont drink the water
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic
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Pollo Asado
Come on, its a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldnt you say?
Yes, I would say that, I would say that
Let me start of with a basket of chips
Then move on to the pollo asado taco
I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodilla
For dessert I would like the flares -- I would like extra cinnamon
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my tostitos
I like to dip the tostitos in the guacamole
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas
Ok, thatll be $16.07
Out of $20? ok, $16.07s your change.
Hi, can I help you?
I would like a basket of chips,
A beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream
I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga
With a quesodilla of tomato, onion, and vegetables
I should like a burrito with beans, beef, and
I would like a carne asado taco
Could you put some hot sauce on that for me?
No, inside the taco, not on the side
Yes, can I have a carne asado taco?
Not a pollo asado, we dont have chicken
Do you have guacamole?
Can you make me some guacamole?
I have guacamole
Ok, on my burrito I would like the muchaco beef and the shredded pork
And some more cheese, please
Ok, thatll be $22...
Uh, oh yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea
Ok, thatll be $20.07
Out of $22? ok, $1.52s your change
Thanks a lot -- your food will be up -- here, let me get your drinks
Hi, can I help you? yes, I would like a basket of chips
I would like a beef chimi...
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo asado?
Thats the chicken
Ok, what is the carne asado?
Thats the beef
Ok, let me get two carne asado tacos...
song performed by by Ween
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In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans.
quote by Martin Yan
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Kicked In The Taco
Today at the new morocco
I got kicked in the taco
All I saw were stars
Say, it's a bit nightmarish
From here to albondigas parish
Underneath the stars
Hey, I got kicked in the taco
There's a brewing sirocco
On the planet of mars
And from me, you got my message of love
You got my message
You got my message of love
song performed by by Frank Black
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Pinto Beans
Pinto beans in a little bowl,
'A La Charra' they are so good.
Talk about food to sooth the soul,
With a flour tortilla, oh yeah, thats food.
'Frijoles A La Charra' with anything,
With rice on the side, and fajitas too.
The comfort food of which I sing,
Pinto beans a love so true.
8/10/10 Alton Texas
poem by Juan Olivarez
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Contigo
Ay cmo extrao
De la forma que acaricias mi cuerpo
ay cmo te siento por dentro!
Ay cmo extrao
Aquel amor de dos seres humanos,
Y mil locuras que inventamos
Ay cmo extrao
Tus gestos tus complejos tus manas
T sabes que yo siempre te entenda.
Ay cmo extrao
Cuando me preguntas si te quiero,
Y yo te digo:
Contigo yo me siento como el sol en el cielo.
Contigo el universo me parece pequeo.
Contigo hasta la calma se convierte en deseo.
Contigo me doy cuenta de la suerte que tengo.
Contigo los minutos se separan del tiempo.
Contigo hasta lo malo se convierte en lo bueno.
Contigo yo me siento como el sol en el cielo.
Contigo el universo me parece pequeo.
Contigo hasta la calma se convierte en deseo.
Contigo me doy cuenta de la suerte que tengo.
Contigo los minutos se separan del tiempo.
Contigo hasta lo malo se convierte en lo bueno.
Ay cmo extrao
Tus ojos que iluminan mi vida
Con sus miradas encendidas.
Ay cmo extrao
Estar contigo sin hacer nada
O contemplando madrugadas.
Ay cmo extrao
Las cosas que al odo me decas.
Tus labios eran poesa
Ay cmo extrao
Cuando me preguntas si te quiero
Y yo te digo:
Contigo yo me siento como el sol en el cielo.
Contigo el universo me parece pequeo.
Contigo hasta la calma se convierte en deseo.
Contigo me doy cuenta de la suerte que tengo.
Contigo los minutos se separan del tiempo.
Contigo hasta lo malo se convierte en lo bueno.
Ay cmo extrao
Cuando me preguntas si te quiero
Y yo te digo:
Contigo yo me siento como el sol en el cielo.
Contigo el universo me parece pequeo.
Contigo hasta la calma se convierte en deseo.
Contigo me doy cuenta de la suerte que tengo.
Contigo los minutos se separan del tiempo.
Contigo hasta lo malo se convierte en lo bueno.
Contigo yo me siento como el sol en el cielo.
Contigo el universo me parece pequeo.
Contigo hasta la calma se convierte en deseo.
Contigo me doy cuenta de la suerte que tengo.
Contigo los minutos se separan del tiempo.
Contigo hasta lo malo se convierte en lo bueno.
song performed by by Enrique Iglesias
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Straight To The Man
Saying this revalation, call delia station
An initiation, all youd better beware
Wholl cast the first stone?
Skin to the bone, bring it all on home, bring it on for jerome
So, new castle, build a brand new castle, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Straight to the man
On an island of traders, you know theyre tryin to fade ya
No-one can train you, no-one evade you, no-one can fade you
Saying dont be late, no, the train wont wait
Saying dont be late, no, the boat cant wait
Saying dont be late, no, the train nor
The boat or the train cant wait, yeah
Do the do, do the do, do the do do
Do the do, do the do do do
Do the do, do the do do do do do do do do
The, heading straight for the man
Oh, you know theyll never evade you
So now I stand here, love cuts down a revolver
Am stern damn in sodom and gomorrah
So Im singing to king stone, your teaching its on
They say its a fable, though I was made able
I slipped through the net, wanna bet its a ramble, a sandstorm
One slip you dont ever forget, who could ever forget?
You know I never forget
Straight to the man
Oh, you know theyre trying to fade you
Saw this revalation, call delia station
I don;t need no powder, one kinder, easy blind ya
Yeah the ice of grande bretagne owes a debt
Say the ice of grande bretagne
All the eyes of grande bretagne all the eyes of
Grande bretagne owes a debt
Yeah the eyes of grande bretagne all eyes of
Grande bretagne owes us a debt
song performed by by Stone Roses
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Rio
Wow!
Moving on the floor now babe youre a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose its very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch that mirror way out west
You know youre something special
And you look like youre the best
Her name is rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
And when she shines she really shows you all she can
Oh rio rio dance across the rio grande
Ive seen you on the beach and Ive seen you on tv
Two of a billion stars it means so much to me
Like a birthday or a pretty view
But then Im sure that you know its just for you
Hey now look at that did he nearly run you down
At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive you make me feel
Alive, alive, alive
Ill take my chance cause luck is on my side
I tell you something I know what youre thinking
I tell you something I know what youre thinking
Her name is rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twists across a dusty land
And when she shines she really shows you all she can
Oh rio rio dance across the rio grande
Her name is rio she dont need to understand
I might find her if Im looking like I can
Oh rio rio hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the north down to the rio grande
Originally by duran duran.
song performed by by Nirvana
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Si Voy A Perderte
Por ultima vez, tenemos que hablar
Mejor que sea ya, pues mi valor me puede faltar
Por ms que trat, no te pude cambiar
T que me entiendes bien sabrs que a ti,
Nada te quiero ocultar
Pero tengo que ser, tengo que ser como soy
Aunque te pierda al fin, ser quien ms te am
Nadie dar lo que doy, por eso hoy
Si voy a perderte ya, que sea por vez final
Si voy a perderte ya, es para siempre
Entiendes
Que prefiero dejarte ir y aprender a vivir
Sin ti
Porque si voy a perderte ya, no vuelvas
Que esperas de m
No espero nada de ti
Yo solo quiero que ests feliz
Aunque s que puede ser que sea sin m
Pero mi corazn ya no puede ms
Si te vuelvo perdertal vez, yo ser
La que no vuelve jams
Ya no ms
song performed by by Gloria Estefan
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Para Tu Amor
Para tu amor lo tengo todo
Desde mi sangre hasta la esencia de mi ser
Y para tu amor que es mi tesoro
Tengo mi vida toda entera a tus pies
Y tengo tambien un corazon que se muere por dar amor
Y que no conoce el fin un corazon que late por vos
Para tu amor no hay despedidas
Para tu amor yo solo tengo eternidad
Y para tu amor que me ilumina
Tengo una luna un arco iris y un clavel
Y tengo tambien un corazon que se muere por dar amor
Y que no conoce el fin un corazon que late por vos
Por eso yo te quiero tanto que no se como explicar lo que siento
Yo te quiero porque tu dolor es mi dolor y no hay dudas
Yo te quiero con el alma y con el corazon te venero
Hoy y siempre gracias yo te doy a ti mi amor por existir
Para tu amor lo tengo todo
Lo tengo todo y lo que no tengo tambien
Lo conseguire
Para tu amor que es mi tesoro
Tengo mi vida toda entera a tus pies
Y tengo tambien un corazon que se muere por dar amor
Y que no conoce el fin un corazon que late por vos
Por eso yo te quiero tanto que no se como explicar lo que siento
Yo te quiero porque tu dolor es mi dolor y no hay dudas
Yo te quiero con el alma y con el corazon te venero
Hoy y siempre gracias yo te doy a ti mi amor
song performed by by Juanes
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Rio
Moving on the floor now babe youre a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose its very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right
You catch the mirror way out west
You know youre something special and you look like youre the best.
Her name is rio and she dances on the sand
Just like that river twisting through a dustly land
And when she shines she really shows you all she can
Oh rio rio dancer across the rio grande
Ive seen you on the beach and Ive seen you on tv
Two of a billion stars, it means so much to me -
Like a birthday or a pretty view
But then Im sure that you know its just for you.
(chorus)
-
Hey now (wow), look at that.
Did he nearly run you down?
At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive,
You make me feel alive, alive, alive
Ill take my chance, cause luck is on my side
I tell you something, I know what youre thinking
I tell you something, I know what youre thinking
(chorus)
Her name is rio and she dont need to understand
And I might find her it Im looking like I can
Oh rio rio hear them shout across the land
From mountains in the north down to the rio grande
song performed by by Duran Duran
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Il Grande Baboomba
Belli come me
Non ne fanno ancora
Cho una cartola
Che fa paura
Dove vai, dove vai
E prestami la faccia dai
Che devo fare brutta figura
E dopo vado a mille allora
Arriva la bomba, oh yeah, il grande baboomba per te
La rumba e la tromba, oh yeah, il grande baboomba per te
Sani come me
Non ne trovi in giro
Cho una calamita
Per la sfiga
Chi e la star di questo show
E prestami la faccia oh
Che devo fare brutta figura
E dopo vado finche dura
Arriva la bomba, oh yeah, il grande baboomba per te
La rumba e la tromba, oh yeah, il grande baboomba per te
E scoppia la bomba, ole, il grande baboomba e con te
E cala la mutanda, ole, il grande baboomba e per te
My baby, mama, leaves in New Orleans
Yeah, Im a boogie man, shes a queen
Sono un fenomeno e sai perche
Tiro cioccolata, molta cioccolata yeah
Its all right, its all right, its all right
Arriva,arriva,arriva,arriva, arriva la bomba,oh yeah,il grande baboomba per te
La rumba e la tromba, oh yeah, il grande baboomba per te
E scoppia la bomba, oh yeah, il grande baboomba e con te
Che rumba e che tromba
Che rumba e che tromba
Che rumba e che tromba
Il grande baboomba
song performed by by Zucchero
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Dmelo
Qu tengo que hacer para tener
En mi labios esos tus labiecitos bonitos
Qu te tengo que hacer para tener
De tu sabor un poquito
Qu tengo que hacer para tener
En mis manos ese tu cuerpecito bonito
Qu tengo que hacer para tener
De tu sabor un poquito
Esta noche yo te quiero conocer
Y estoy seguro de que tu tambin
Esta noche a mi me quieres conocer
Asi que ya no hay tiempo que perder
Qu tengo que hacer para sentir
Entre mis piernas el roce de tus piernas divinas
Qu tengo que hacer para sentir
De tu olor un poquito
Qu tengo que hacer para llegar
Hasta la magia que ocultas en tu selva divina
Qu tengo que hacer para llegar
A mi lugar favorito
Esta noche yo te quiero conocer
Y estoy seguro de que tu tambin
Esta noche a m i me quieres conocer
Asi que ya no hay tiempo que perder
Tu ya sabes lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Mira nena soy sincero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Sin excusas ni rodeos
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Eso es todo lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Hola que tal nena como estas
Me llamo Juan tu
De donde eres donde vives
Trabajas o estudias
Viniste sola o viniste con tu novio
Ah que no no tienes novio
Ah que bien eso me suena a mi mucho mejor
Porque no vamos entonces a bailar
Perdn mejor debo decir primero que quieres tomar?
song performed by by Juanes
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Encontrarte
Ahora me doy cuenta que, despus de tanto tiempo nada cambi
y sigue igual este sentimiento.
Sabes bien, despert y no tengo que ocultar, lo que fue
recuerda bien hoy slo quiero tratar de encontrarte
como siempre te so y slo pensarte, como siempre imagin
Yo s que ahora es tarde ya, pero tu y yo sabemos que en realidad
queremos estar aun mucho mas.
Sabes bien, despert y no tengo que ocultar, lo que fue
recuerda bien hoy slo quiero tratar de encontrarte
como siempre te so y slo pensarte, como siempre imagin
song performed by by QBO
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Damelo
Que tengo hacer para tener
En mis labios esos tus labecitos bonitos
Que tengo que hacer para tener
De tu sabor un poquito
Que tengo que hacer para tener
En mis manos ese tu cuerpecito bonito
Que tengo que hacer para tener
De tu sabor un poquito
Esta noche yo te quiero conocer
Y estoy seguro de que tu tambien
Esta noche a mi me quieres conocer
Asi que ya no hay tiempo que perder
Uh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh
Que tengo hacer para sentir
Entre mis piernas el roce de tus piernas divinas
Que tengo que hacer para sentir
De tu olor un poquito
Que tengo hacer para llegar
Hasta la magia que ocultas en tu selva divina
Que tengo hacer para llegar
A mi lugar favorito
Esta noche yo te quiero conocer
Y estoy seguro de que tu tambien
Esta noche a mi me quieres conocer
Asi que ya no hay tiempo que perder
Tu ya sabes lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Mira nena soy sincero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Sin excusas ni rodeos
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Eso es todo lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Hola que tal nena como estas? Me llamo Juan y tu?
De donde eres donde vives trabajas o estudias
Viniste sola o viniste con tu novio?
Ah que no no tienes novio?
Ah que bien eso me suena a mucho mejor
Porque no vamos entonces a bailar
Perdon mejor debo decir primero que quieres tomar?
Esta noche yo te quiero conocer
Y estoy seguro de que tu tambien
Esta noche a mi me quieres conocer
Asi que ya no hay tiempo que perder
Tu ya sabes lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Mira nena soy sincero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Sin excusas ni rodeos
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Eso es todo lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
---guitar solo---
Uh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh oh Uh oh oh oh
Tu ya sabes lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Mira nena soy sincero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Sin excusas ni rodeos
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Eso es todo lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Tu ya sabes lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Mira nena soy sincero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Sin excusas ni rodeos
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
Eso es todo lo que quiero
Damelo damelo dame lo que quiero
song performed by by Juanes
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Que Vuelvas
Y que voy a hacer con mi despiste selectivo
Y con mmi sueno frustrado de aprender a cocinar
Y que voy a hacer con los domingos
Y feriados ningun plan es apropiado
Cuando intento no pensar
Dime acaso a donde vas
Ahora que no estoy
Dime acaso a donde voy
Ahora que no estas
Que me inventare para decirle al mundo
Entero si me ven tumbada al suelo
Y sin mas ganas de volar
Como escondo este par de alas rotas
Y las suelas de mis botas cansadas
De caminar
Dime acaso a donde vas
Ahora que no estoy
Dime acaso a donde voy
Ahora que no estas
Yo quiero que vuelvas
Que te estan reclamando
Mis labios que hace tiempo no besas
Yo quiero que regreses
Ya ves que hasta mis manos
De tanto no tocarte me duelen me duelen
Y que voy a hacer si mi barbilla lega al piso
Y aunque intente la sonrisa no me sale natural
Si ya me han visto con la mirada perdida
Unas cuantas libras menos
Y unas lagrimas de mas
Dime acaso a donde vas
Ahora que no estoy
Dime acaso a donde voy
Ahora que no estas
Yo quiero que vuelvas
Que te estan reclamando
Mis labios que hace tiempo no besas
Yo quiero que regreses
Ya ves que hasta mis manos
De tanto o tocarte me duelen
Yo quiero que vuelvas
Que te estan reclamando
Mis labios que hace tiempo no besas
Yo quiero que regreses
Si sabias que eras para mi
Y siempre quisiste estar aqui
Aun no entiendo como
song performed by by Shakira from Donde Estan Los Ladrones
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King Of The World
Hello one and all
Was it you I used to know
Cant you hear me call
On this old ham radio
All I got to say Im alive and feeling fine
If you come my way
You can share my poison wine
No marigolds in the promised land
Theres a hole in the ground
Where they used to grow
Any man left on the rio grande
Is the king of the world
As far as I know
I dont want your bread
I dont need your helping hand
I cant be no savage
I cant be no highwayman
Show me where you are
You and I will spend this day
Driving in my car
Through the ruins of santa fe
No marigolds in the promised land
Theres a hole in the ground
Where they used to grow
Any man left on the rio grande
Is the king of the world
As far as I know
Im reading last years papers
Although I dont know why
Assassins cons and rapers
Might as well die
If you come around
No more pain and no regrets
Watch the sun go brown
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
Theres no need to hide
Taking things the easy way
If I stay inside
I might live til saturday
No marigolds in the promised land
Theres a hole in the ground
Where they used to grow
Any man left on the rio grande
Is the king of the world
As far as I know
song performed by by Joe Jackson
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I'm a big taco fan.
quote by Leslie Easterbrook
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Venganza
I've been waiting for you baby
Without you I'm going crazy
I've been feeling oh so lonely (lo que quiero es amarte amor)
Waiting for you to come and hold me, oh baby
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow (yo puedo)
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow
I wanna know if you think about me
When you say that you love me and you belong to me, man
The way you kiss, and when you hold me
And on the days that you make me feel free
Hey man, here's where you belong
Our love is strong
Come and give your loving, aye porfavor
Hold me in your arms, never let me go
Lleva me contigo tu eres mi amor
Ven, tu eres mi rey,
Oh ven, come and make my day
I've been waiting for you baby
Without you I'm going crazy
I've been feeling oh so lonely (lo que quiero es amarte amor)
Waiting for you to come and hold me, oh baby
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow (yo puedo)
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow
And I swear I love you babe
I dream about you every night and day
Every where i look i see your face, por siempre yo te amare
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow (yo puedo)
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow
Hey man, here's where you belong
Our love is strong
Come and give your loving, aye porfavor
Hold me in your arms, never let me go
Lleva me contigo tu eres mi amor
Ven, tu eres mi rey,
Oh ven, come and make my day
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow (yo puedo)
Papi, te quiero, (te quiero) come and be my fellow (me muero)
Baby, te quiero, (te quiero) touch me nice and mellow
song performed by by Ivy Queen
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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School Cafeteria - Version 2
Now, let me tell you bout the school cafeteria
Its got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, thats almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
You know a school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold
You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I dont like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can buy a taco and get bubonic plague
Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
Its called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt
The tunafish sandwichesll make you ill
The enchiladas are enough to kill
Before you eat, youd better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today
After sixty-three years in the business
Our cook still hasnt got the knack
And all the food in the school cafeteria
Comes from care packages that were sent back
Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
Its no wonder that the food is so gross
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Heres a little message to the wise
Youd better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Just Across The Rio Grande
(don cook, chick rains)
The lights of laredo dance on the water
And shine in a young mans eyes.
Who stand on the border and dreams of paradise.
Hes heard crazy stories of how people live over in the promised land.
He heard they eat three meals a day, just across the rio grande.
Hes got a wife named maria, and a baby
Named rose, and another one to feed on the way.
Two willing hands, that couldnt find work today.
He stares at the river and curses the future,
That he cant understand.
He knows the child would have a chance, just
Across the rio grande.
Its only a river,
Thats not so deep or wide.
A boy can throw a stone across and
Reach the other side. its just some
Muddy water, cutting through the land.
But a man can make a dream come true
Just across the rio grande.
The lights of laredo dance on the water and
Shine in a young mans eyes. who stand on the
Border and dreams of paradise.
Hes heard crazy stories of how good life is
Over in the promised land, and
Sometimes it seems like God must live just
Across the rio grande.
Repeat chorus
song performed by by Reba Mcentire
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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