Land Of 1000 Dances
(c. kenner, a. dominoe)
Producer: john hudson
Albums: live in europe (88)
One two three!
One two three!
Gotta know how to pony
Like bony maronie
Mashed potato
Do the alligator
Put your hands on your hip now
Let your backbone slip oh
Do the watusi
Like my little lucy
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Come on, ally
Like long tall sally
Twistin with lucy
Doin the watusi
Gotta hold of your back
I said I like it like that
Do the jerk, now
Watch me work now
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Come on, ally
Like long tall sally
Twistin with lucy
Doin the watusi
Lord, help me!
Oh, help me!
Oh, help me!
song performed by by Tina Turner

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Full Monty Medley
Youve done it all, youve broken every code
And pulled the rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
For only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Mr tom jones!
Baby take off your coat (tell em tom!)
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
Ill help you take off your shoes
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
Well, you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Well, you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Well, you can leave your hat on
Leave it on, leave it on,
Leave it on, leave it on,
Leave it on, leave it on,
Leave it on,
You can leave your hat on - yeah.
One two three
One two three yeah
You gotta know how to pony
Like mony baronie.
Mashed potato,
Do the alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
Let your backbone slip.
Do the watusi
Like your aunt lucy.
Na na na na na...
You gotta know how to pony
Like mony baronie.
You gotta mashed potato,
You gotta alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
Let your backbone slip.
Do the watusi
Like your aunt lucy.
Na na na na na...
Yes!
Sing it with us now!
Na na na na na...
Long tall sally
Jump back in that alley babe
Put your hand on your hip,
Let your backbone slip
song performed by by Tom Jones

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The Full Monty Medley
Youve done it all, youve broken every code
And pulled the rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
For only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Mr tom jones!
Baby take off your coat (tell em tom!)
Real slow
Baby take off your shoes
Ill help you take off your shoes
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
Well, you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Well, you can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Well, you can leave your hat on
Leave it on, leave it on,
Leave it on, leave it on,
Leave it on, leave it on,
Leave it on,
You can leave your hat on - yeah.
One two three
One two three yeah
You gotta know how to pony
Like mony baronie.
Mashed potato,
Do the alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
Let your backbone slip.
Do the watusi
Like your aunt lucy.
Na na na na na...
You gotta know how to pony
Like mony baronie.
You gotta mashed potato,
You gotta alligator.
Put your hand on your hip,
Let your backbone slip.
Do the watusi
Like your aunt lucy.
Na na na na na...
Yes!
Sing it with us now!
Na na na na na...
Long tall sally
Jump back in that alley babe
Put your hand on your hip,
Let your backbone slip
song performed by by Tom Jones

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Land Of 1000 Dances
Kenner/domino
One, two, three
One, two, three
Do you know how to bony
Like bony maronie
Can you mash potatoe
And do the alligator
Put your hand on your hip now
And let your backbone flip, yeah
And do the watusi
Like my little lucy
Hey-hey
Hey, na na na na na...
Hey, na na na na na...
Hey, na na na na na...
Hey, na na na na na...
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
song performed by by Roy Orbison

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Shakedown On 9th Street
Head on down to 9th street gal
Lets go out kicking with the boys and the gals
Wear your dress and bring my ring
Someones gonna get it aint gonna be me
Lucy lucy my gal
Lucy lucy my sweet
Lucy lucy my gal
I was just gonna hit him but Im gonna kill him now
We all met about half past three
Lucy she was rocking by my kicking machine
Too many straits and not enough grease
Thats when lucy got it in the chest I think
Lucy lucy my gal
Lucy lucy my sweet
Lucy lucy my gal
I was just gonna hit him but Im gonna kill him now
Lucy they started fighting I was screaming for him
Boots all dirty sexy and thin
Then on come the lights from the straits in their cars
I was just a laughing when I hit the floor
Lucy lucy my gal
Lucy lucy my sweet
Lucy lucy my gal
I was just gonna hit him but Im gonna kill him now
song performed by by Ryan Adams

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Lucy Cant Dance
Lucy I know what youre going to going to do
Oh lucy look what youre doing Im doing it too
Now youre looking for God in exciting new ways
I say trust him at once which is something these days
Lucy cant dance to the noise but she knows what the noise can do
Lucy cant dance to the noise but she knows what the noise can do
Did the world just explode?
Dont recognize anyone
But youve still got me under your thumb
Lucy cant dance to the noise but she knows what the noise can do
Oh oh oh
Lucy cant dance to the noise but she knows what the noise can do
Theres tooling your frenzy in the tole savoy
And the sexual noise which is caught up a toy
You live and you die in the blink of an eye
Well I cant make you dance
Lucy cant dance
Dance to the noise
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can do
Lucy cant dance
Dance to the noise
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can do
Lucy cant dance
Lucy cant dance
Lucy I know what youre going to going to do
But you cant buy me off in the stirial (? ) world
Who who who died and made you material girl?
Lucy cant dance to the noise but she knows what the noise can do
So Ill spin while my lunatic lyric goes wrong
Guess Ill put all my eggs in a postmodern song
Lucy cant dance to the noise but she knows what the noise can do
Of the show of the fine reality
Just a few simple words like I love you, I need you
Live and to die in the blink of an eye
Still I cant make you dance
Lucy cant dance
Dance to the noise
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can do
Lucy cant dance
Dance to the noise
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can
Lucy cant dance but she knows what the noise can do
Can do
Lucy I know what youre going to going to do
Lucy I know what youre going to going to do
Lucy cant dance
Lucy cant dance
Lucy I know what youre going to going to do
song performed by by David Bowie

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Rubber Lucy
(clarke)
Lucy youre a floozy
You aint choosy
Youve been flashing those big blue eyes
At the other guys
Dont be surprised
If you dont end up with a
Baby cool it, dont over do it
Always have something left as your standby
Lucy baby keep me in mind
Youre so reckless
A diamond necklace
Aint no substitute for how you feel
Such a steal
Lucy baby lets make it real
Red light outa sight is what youre saying
You dont really think thats true
No help needed youre displaying
Lucy baby, lucy baby, lucy baby, keep me in mind
As the queen bee Ill make your honey
Ill even populate your hive
Ive got a sting that aint so funny
Lucy baby, lucy baby, lucy baby, keep me in mind
Can I try you
Let me buy you
Just a piece of my delight
For the night
Youll find it alright
Lucy baby keep me in mind
Lucy baby, lucy baby, lucy baby, keep me in mind
Lucy baby, lucy baby, lucy baby, keep me in mind
Lucy baby, lucy baby, lucy baby, keep me in mind
Lucy baby, lucy baby, lucy baby, keep me in mind
song performed by by Hollies

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Lets Dance On
By tommy boyce and bobby hart
Lets dance on,
Oh, baby, come on.
Lets dance on til the dawn,
Have fun til the musics all gone.
Weve been dancin,
Nearly all night long.
Lets keep it up baby,
cause the musics still strong.
Were doin the pony
Now youre doing the jerk.
A come on, baby,
Let me see how you work.
Lets dance on,
Oh, baby, come on.
Lets dance on til the dawn,
Have fun til the musics all gone.
The way youre movin
Girl, you look so fine.
You been doin the shotgun,
Let me see you do the twine,
Lets see the watusi,
And the action too,
Now hang on, baby,
Ill do the sloopy with you.
Lets dance on,
Oh, baby, come on.
Lets dance on til the dawn,
Have fun til the musics all gone.
song performed by by Monkees

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Three Mile Smile / Reefer Head Woman
As wild as wild can be) ?
Yak yak ak ak ak ak aow
Oooh gi gi gi ga...
Take a walk in the warm New England sun
Ain't no time to look for clues
You get the point of Uncle Sam's loaded gun
Who be the one to light the fuse
Take a look, take a look at my old billy goat
He used to raise all kinds of hell
He took a dose of radiation dope
A back in the barn is where he felt, like hell
Aar...Lucy, a superdome
Lucy, gimmie the dope
(What make you think that you could do all the miles you can) ?
After you drive in my car, car
What you gonna do when your oil's Mexican
OPEC boys, you went too far, too far
Aar...Lucy, superdome
Lucy, Coke-a-tome
Aar...Lucy, kill me John (?)
Lucy, sing a song
(Ah), dig it up
(Ah), live it up
(Ah), live it up
(Ah), give it up, up ,up
Look out!
I got a reefer headed woman
She fell right down from the sky
Well, I got a reefer headed woman
She, she fell right down from the sky
Oooh, I gotta to drink me two fifths of whiskey
Just to get, just to get, half as high
song performed by by Aerosmith

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Discovered
SEEN you down at chu'ch las' night,
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
What I mean? oh, dat 's all right,
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
You was sma't ez sma't could be,
But you could n't hide f'om me.
Ain't I got two eyes to see!
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
Guess you thought you's awful keen;
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
Evahthing you done, I seen;
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
Seen him tek yo' ahm jes' so,
When he got outside de do'-
Oh, I know dat man's yo' beau!
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
Say now, honey, wha'd he say?-
Nevah min', Miss Lucy!
Keep yo' secrets-dat's yo' way-
Nevah min', Miss Lucy.
Won't tell me an' I'm yo' pal!-
I'm gwine tell his othah gal,-
Know huh, too, huh name is Sal;
Nevah min', Miss Lucy!
poem by Paul Laurence Dunbar

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Twistin The Night Away
(sam cooke)
Let me tell you about a place, somewhere up in new york way
Where the people are so gay, twistin the night away
Here they have a lot of fun, puttin trouble on the run
Oh man youll find the old and young twistin the night away
Heres a man in evening clothes, how he got here I dont know
But oh man, you ought to see him go, twistin the night away
Hes dancing with a chick in slacks, shes moving up and back
Oh man, there aint nothing like twistin the night away
Feel much better
Heres a fellow in blue jeans, whos dancing with an older queen
Dolled up in her diamond rings, twistin the night away
Man you ought to see her go, twistin to the rock and roll
Here youll find the young and the old twistin the night away
Theyre twistin, twistin, everybodys doing great
Theyre twistin man, twistin, theyre twistin the night away
Twistin, you know theyre twistin, twistin the night away
Theyre twistin, twistin, man twistin the night away
Here they have a lot of fun, puttin trouble on the run
Oh man youll find young and the old twistin the night away
Heres a man in evening clothes, how he got here I dont know
I dont know but man you ought to see him go
Twistin the night away
song performed by by Rod Stewart

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Lucy The Jack Russel
Talking to Sharon about Lucy at the condo the other night,
I discovered her dog is a breed with very good eyesight.
She is a hunter and can sense what’s there,
Lucy always stops to smell the air.
Lucy is always ready to run,
Sharon holds her back she would take off for fun.
Lucy has spots gold on her back all in a row,
even on her belly gold spots do show.
Lucy is a Jack Russel and another breed as well,
Sharon thinks possibly Beagle, but it’s hard to tell.
Sharon knows one thing for sure,
she loves to chase after squirrels.
Lucy can catch the squirrel by the tail,
she’s really fast, you won’t hear the squirrel yell.
Lucy is precious to Sharon for she is like her child,
Lucy makes Sharon happy with a smile.
Written By Suzae Chevalier on January 11,2012
poem by Christina Sunrise

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Juicy Lucy
Every time I call her name shes right there by my side
Every time that I think its a change
Theres no place left to hide
This must be for real
This must be for real
This must be for real
It cant be a dream
Every time I blow my love
Shes knockin on my back door
Every time that I tear her clothes
She pulls me down some more
This must be for real
This must be for real
This must be for real
It cant be a dream
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Scary woman put me under, under her spell
Never tell, if I risk it I ____ her
There still standin, try to get my hand in
But she gets away________one stride
Every day she comes around
Lookin good and tryin to catch my eye
Aint no way to tell her no
I guess I never even thought to try
This must be for real
This must be for real
This must be for real
It cant be a dream
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Every time I tie her down she wants to let me go
Every time I start to slide
Shes tellin me Im way to slow
This must be for real
This must be for real
This must be for real
It cant be a dream
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy lucy
Juicy, juicy, juicy, juicy
song performed by by Nazareth

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Lucy Leave
Leave, when I ask you to leave, lucy
Please, far away from me, lucy
Oh, go little girl
Seen, is (oh so) broken up about you, lucy
Mean, treat me and done me harm, lucy
Been, in love with you and your charms, lucy
Oh, go little girl
Im in love with you, lucy
You got my heart
You got my heart, oh no!
You tear me apart
You just wont let me go
You hold on so tight, so tight I just cant breath
Now lucy leave, lucy
Leave, when I ask you to leave, little girl
Please, far away from me, little girl
Yeah! go little girl
Seen, is (oh so) broken up about you, lucy
Yeah!
Go.
song performed by by Pink Floyd

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Three Mile Smile
Take a walk in the warm new england sun
Aint no time to look for clues
You get the point from uncle sams loaded gun
Who be the hand that light the fuse, ah
Take a look, take a look at my old billy goat
He used to raise all kinds of hell
He took a dose of radiation dope
Back in the barn is where he fell, like hell
Lucy, chromosone
Lucy, superdome
What makes you think you patronizin my old friends
After you ride in my car, car
What do you do when your oils mexican
Opec boys, you went too far, to faar
Lucy, chromosone
Lucy, superdome
Lucy, papadum
Lucy, sing the song
(ah), dig it up
(ah), leave it up
(ah), dig it up
(ah), leave it up
Look out!
song performed by by Aerosmith

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Lucy
(sylvester / clarke / hicks)
Got a call from the doctor
He said hold on my friend
Youve gotta know what Im knowing
Please come right away
He said lucys been seeing me
And things just aint right
Youll have to hold things together
cos lucy aint much time
Now should I tell her or keep it inside
Making her happy by feeding her lines
How am I gonna tell the children
That mamas goin away
I couldnt love another woman
Oh lucy please stay
If Im gonna lose you
After all this time
Im gonna make life more beautiful
Im gonna make you make you feel fine
If we make tomorrow
Well make it better every way
Well keep on building
cause were living day to day
Chorus
I couldnt love another woman
Lucy please stay
Baby baby
Baby lucy please oh wont you stay
I need you I need you
Please dont go please dont go
Lucy please please wont you stay
I want you to know that I love you
I love you
Im gonna miss your sweet love
Lucy wont you stay
I need you, I need you.
Please dont go, please dont go.
Lucy, please, please, wont you stay?
I want you to know that I love you.
I love you.
Im gonna miss your sweet love.
Lucy, wont you stay?
song performed by by Hollies

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Lucy Dee
Ive been sittin here talkin at you all night long
Now honey you still come off cool
Well you could have walked away instead youre leadin me on
Lucy who you tryin to fool
Chorus:
Yeah, lucy dee
You aint got to run that line on me
Well its plain to see
That you aint all that youre made out to be
Well you can tell all your friends
That you finally met your equal, lucy dee
Youve known all along just what Im talkin about
Well you knew someday thered come a man
Who wouldnt keep on givin til he finally gave out
Lucy, honey, here I stand
Chorus
Well you tell me youve known every thrill there is to know
And nothin in this life comes free... nothin
Well you tell me youve been every way there is to go
Lucy you aint been with me
Chorus
Poor lucy dee
song performed by by Vince Gill

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Ricky
R: hey lucy, Im home
L: oh ricky, youre so fine
L: youre so fine you blow my mind
L: hey ricky, hey ricky
R: oh lucy, youre so fine
R: youre so fine you blow my mind
R: hey lucy, hey lucy
L: oh ricky, youre so fine
L: you play your bongos all the time
L: hey ricky, hey ricky
R: oh lucy, youre so fine
R: how I love tyo hear you whine
R: hey lucy
L: hey ricky
L: you always play your conga drums, you think you got the right
L: you wake up little ricky in the middle of the night
L: stop shakin your maraccas now and just turn out the light ricky
R: Im sick of fred and ethel always comin over here
R: cause fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
R: why dont you serve your cassarole and make them disappear lucy
L: oh ricky, whats a girl like me supposed to do
L: you really drive me wild when you sing your babaloo
R: oh lucy, youre so dizzy, dont you have a clue
R: well, heres to you lucy
R: I love you too lucy, too lucy, lets babaloo lucy
L: hey ricky
L: youre always playin at the club, you never let me go
L: Im beggin and Im pleadin but you always tell me no
L: oh, please honey please, let me be in your show ricky, wah
R: you always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too
R: you iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
R: youre such a crazy redhead I just dont know what to do lucy
L: oh ricky
L: what a pity, dont you understand
L: that every days a rerun and the laughters always canned
R: oh lucy
R: Im the latin leader of the band
R: so heres to you lucy
R: lets babaloo lucy, too lucy
R: everybody rumba!
R: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic

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I Love You Better
I one went with a belly dancer (lum do dee ally day)
One around I didnt stand a chance a (lum do dee ally day)
I, i, I love you better
I, i, I love you better
Then I went with a gospel singer (lum do dee ally day)
She tried to wrap me around her finger, now (lum do dee ally day)
But I say
I, i, I love you better
I, i, I love you better
Ha, ha, ha, lum do dee ally day.
Ha, ha, ha, lum do dee ally day.
I once went with a history teacher (lum do dee ally day)
I really tried but I couldnt reach her (lum do dee ally day)
I, i, I love you better
I, i, I love you better
Well, let me tell you now
I, i, I love you better
I, i, I love you better
Ha, ha, ha, lum do dee ally day
Ha, ha, ha, lum do dee ally day
There were some that I cant remember (lum do dee ally day)
Think I went with miss november (lum do dee ally day)
But I say
I, i, I love you better
I, i, I love you better.
song performed by by Monkees

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Barefootin'
Everybody get on your feet,
You make me nervous when you in your seat
Take off your shoes and pat your feet,
We're doin a dance that can't be beat
We're barefootin', We're barefootin',
We're barefootin', We're barefootin'
Went to a party the other night,
Long Tall Sally was out of sight
Threw way her wig, and her high sneakers too,
She was doin a dance without any shoes
She was barefootin', She was barefootin',
She was barefootin', She was barefootin'
Hey, little gal with the red dress on,
I bet you can barefoot all night long
Take off your shoes and throw them away,
Come back and get them another day
We're barefootin', We're barefootin',
We're barefootin', We're barefootin'
Instrumental
Lil' John Henry he said to Sue,
If I was barefootin' would you barefoot too
Sue told John, "I'm thirty two,
I was barefootin ever since I was two
We're barefootin', we're barefootin'
We're barefootin'', we're barefootin'
We're barefootin' we're barefootin'
We're barefootin' we're barefootin'
We're barefootin' we're barefootin'
We're barefootin'...
song performed by by Alabama

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They Call Her Lucy
They call that girl Lucy
The one with the golden brown hair
The girl who never has a care
They call that girl Lucy
The girl who won’t say a word
Who everyone thinks is so absurd
They call that girl Lucy
The one who always walks alone
The one who’s never near a friend
How can they call this girl Lucy?
If she is always alone
And always afraid that her life could never be perfect
They call this girl Lucy
Because she once had a friend
Someone who tried to save her life
By sacrificing theirs
I called this girl Lucy
By taking away the ashes
That lie beside her chair
By taking away the knife
Placed sharply in her fist
And hitting against her wrist
I called this girl Lucy
By showing her the future she would have
By showing, that it all will come do death
So I proved to her
That this would end up becoming
The death that she would have
By killing myself instead
poem by Olivia Anne

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