I fed my ego, but not my soul.

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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

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Never having alone time is real tough on people.

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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.

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Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

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I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

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I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

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The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

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