The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

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Because of Mozart, it's all over after the age of seven.

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Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

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Being a grownup means assuming responsibility for yourself, for your children, and - here's the big curve - for your parents.

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No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.

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Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.

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