I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.

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I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

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Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.

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Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

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I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.

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College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

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I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.

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Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.

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I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.

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I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

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