Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

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The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.

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A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.

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It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

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It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.

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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

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