My goal is just to become a better comedian.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.