When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

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We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

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