Life is a zoo in a jungle.

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

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The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

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Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

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I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

Peter De Vries in Comfort me with Apples (1956)
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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

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I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

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Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

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