If elected, I will win.

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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.

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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

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All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

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