It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

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If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

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A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

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We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.

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If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.

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If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

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You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

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Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

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Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

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What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

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