You always pass failure on the way to success.

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I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

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You always pass failure on your way to success.

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I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

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When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'

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I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

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