He who hesitates is poor.

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I only direct in self-defense.

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That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.

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We rest our case on the production numbers.

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Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

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