Most jokes state a bitter truth.

quote by Larry Gelbart
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

quote by Larry Gelbart
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If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

quote by Larry Gelbart
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Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

quote by Larry Gelbart
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