What goes for sex goes double for politics.

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Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

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I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because it's given me years of material.

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We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere.

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When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out.

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I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.

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A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.

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They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in India.

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We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the figures from the last election and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.

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Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But the very form of stand-up is masculine.

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