I do not believe in God, but I miss Him.

Julian Barnes in Nothing to Be Frightened Of (2008)
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The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

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As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

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Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things are explained to you, life where things aren't.

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