Don't clap too hard - it's a very old building.

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They spend their time looking forward to the past.

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There's no such thing as failure - just waiting for success.

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In London, love and scandal are considered the best sweeteners of tea.

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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

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Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

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Heaven be thanked, we live in such an age when no man dies for love except upon the stage.

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It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's desire. Indeed it will in a dull man.

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It is easy to answer the ultimate questions - it saves you bothering with the immediate ones.

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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.

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